What are some of those eye rollers your dad always used when you were younger? Or still does? You know the ones he said over and over and over...
For some reason mine always loves to say "hook, line and sinker", "falling upon deaf ears", and loved LOVES saying/using "upper echelon"
Group Session.. We are not our dads - ( New Window )
They named their first boat "Panora"
Haha I love this commercial. My dad is exactly the one with the flip phone. “It still works, why would I need another one?” Haha
"You know what my Daddy used to say, 3 4's is a first down!"
--When cars would pass us on the road he would either say "He's in a hurry to get killed" or "I'll catch him at the light."
--Every time he sneezed he would follow it up with "You son of a gun."
--If I asked him to drop me off at a friend's house on his way somewhere he might say "I'll drop you off on your head is where I'll drop you."
--If he wanted to warn someone he would say "I'll give you one shot, the floor'll come up and give you another."
--And the bathroom was called the terlet. I'll always remember one time I'm sitting on the toilet and a phone call comes in from the University of Pennsylvania with a question about my application and I hear my father say, "Hold on, he's in the terlet."
Whenever I would complain or point-out an obvious problem, my Dad would say, "any idiot can find a problem, it takes a special idiot to offer a suggestion on how to fix it."
Hay, We're going to Mohegan and Son's this weekend, do you want to join us?
I laugh every time.
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I almost started a thread about this commercial. Absolutely speaks to this thread... Group Session.. We are not our dads - ( New Window )
Haha I love this commercial. My dad is exactly the one with the flip phone. “It still works, why would I need another one?” Haha
Haha my dad is the guy that wears every free hat that he’s given. It’s hillarious.
When I was a wise ass teenager and would try to BS him, he would get pissed off and say "Don't give me a fucking hand job"
Funny stuff, I would love to see him on the progressive commercial - might not be able to air the commercial during prime time.
To someone dogging it at work "You're slower than a herd of turtles in the mud"
If you saw a large breasted woman "She's healthy", and one of my all-time favorites, while working on a roof at an all girl school:
"There's a truckload of c*nt"
whenever I had to make a decision...he certainly was giving his opinion on the matter, and emphatically!!!! :)
If something when really wrong, and he was exasperated, he'd yell, "When fate punches you in the nose, it TWISTS ITS FIST!"
He'd say "Skaty-eight times I told you (not to do that)!"
Football-wise he loved Tuna and liked to quote him from '86 "For the rest of ya life, men, no one can tell ya ya couldn't do it, 'cause ya did it!"
He'd say after a first down pick-up of 3 "Ok, we're on schedule." And the classic defense wins championships.
Except he never says it correctly haha
"Go shit in your hat"
About the BS artist: He's so full of shit his eyes are brown
About my work ethic: You've got two speeds, slow and stop.
To the dog/cat: Go play in traffic
(and she was probably)
Would that be a micro aggression today?
My dad said much of the corny played shit on here --"there's no free lunch anymore" was one of his faves. Another was "he's in a hurry to go nowhere"