green lighted this behavior for himself? $150k a year job and his compulsion to poop in a public place where he works was too strong to resist. Man, the way some people's minds malfunction is really bizarre.
He ran early in the morning there and shit while running which I can understand, but to not clean it up or even have disregard for a school property is just weird.
not clear why he decided right on the track was appropriate for dropping a deuce, makes any other argument weak.
Yeah, this. And if as many as 8 times over a period of time, have a cup of coffee before leaving the house. The whole "he was a runner" take is shallow. The runners (especially the serious distance/competitive guys/gals) have about the most regulated/predictable systems of all the folks I know or have ever worked out with.
One friend of mine surmised that he's "one of those guys." I asked, "one of WHAT guys?" lol ... and his response, "hey, some people have a poop thing."
And yes running can move things along. But never to the point of “track dumping”. Guy has issues...
Yup, agreed. In my long distance running days, I generally always had a rough idea of where an acceptable local commode could be found, in case an emergency was...brewing...
But never once considered dropping trou and leaving a gift for the public to find.
I only did that once on the hood of some guy’s pickup truck in Manhattan Beach circa 2002...yes, I’d been drinking, but he deserved it. Long story. But I digress...
The schools aren't all that close and wouldn't have any sort of rivalry. The guy just happened to live by the Holmdel school which is why he used that track.
I live in the town next door, it's a funny story. Between that and some guy going around shooting people in monmouth county, theres plenty to talk about at the water cooler!
not clear why he decided right on the track was appropriate for dropping a deuce, makes any other argument weak.
Yeah um no
not clear why he decided right on the track was appropriate for dropping a deuce, makes any other argument weak.
Yeah, this. And if as many as 8 times over a period of time, have a cup of coffee before leaving the house. The whole "he was a runner" take is shallow. The runners (especially the serious distance/competitive guys/gals) have about the most regulated/predictable systems of all the folks I know or have ever worked out with.
One friend of mine surmised that he's "one of those guys." I asked, "one of WHAT guys?" lol ... and his response, "hey, some people have a poop thing."
lol
Osi, anyone?
:)
And similar, all day long, every week ...forever
Wasn't there something about that? lol Hell, I don't know. Alarming how many things I "mis-remember" the older I get.
Over time, came to learn, sadly that phantom poopers are common.
Right on the bathroom floor.
Yup, agreed. In my long distance running days, I generally always had a rough idea of where an acceptable local commode could be found, in case an emergency was...brewing...
But never once considered dropping trou and leaving a gift for the public to find.
I only did that once on the hood of some guy’s pickup truck in Manhattan Beach circa 2002...yes, I’d been drinking, but he deserved it. Long story. But I digress...
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I am close to someone who works in that school. Let's just say, this guy is in a shitty situation.
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What a shitty thing to do.
There we go!
That was the joke everyone was looking for...
We have a winner!
The schools aren't all that close and wouldn't have any sort of rivalry. The guy just happened to live by the Holmdel school which is why he used that track.
I live in the town next door, it's a funny story. Between that and some guy going around shooting people in monmouth county, theres plenty to talk about at the water cooler!
'I'll show those damn Honey Badgers what a real and true Wild Cat is made of, I will send poop upon them_ ha! !"
Hard to imagine such a grown person caring so much about a sports team.
..oh..wait...shit...
yeah, but theres usually, and most likely port a potties at school tracks these days
This is my favorite
The pop thickens - ( New Window )
I like "The plop thickens."