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NFT: Jamie Foxx accused of slapping woman with his

mrvax : 6/14/2018 8:50 pm

penis. Yep, that's the claim. Did Jamie Foxx ever play baseball? How did the woman come close enough to his thigamajiggy for her to be struck? She had to go to the hospital because of this?

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This incident was just before Ray was released

Les in TO : 6/14/2018 9:12 pm : link

So maybe he was in character pretending he was blind and thought he was at a brothel?

RE: This incident was just before Ray was released

Joey in VA : 6/14/2018 9:13 pm : link

In comment 13991542 Les in TO said:

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So maybe he was in character pretending he was blind and thought he was at a brothel?

I think that wraps it up Les, well done sir.

Such a crock of shit.

section125 : 6/14/2018 9:17 pm : link

Why does anybody take this crap seriously? Had to go to the hospital?

What's next? Balls were slapping her butt?

Alpha

DennyInDenville : 6/14/2018 9:22 pm : link

The thing I don't understand

mrvax : 6/14/2018 9:24 pm : link

is that if the woman reported this right after the incident, Foxx would have been charged with a felony. But when I do it, I just get a ticket for a misdemeanor. WTH?

wait

GiantsFan84 : 6/14/2018 9:36 pm : link

so we aren't supposed to slap women with our dicks?

RE: RE: This incident was just before Ray was released

Les in TO : 6/14/2018 9:48 pm : link

In comment 13991543 Joey in VA said:

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In comment 13991542 Les in TO said:

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So maybe he was in character pretending he was blind and thought he was at a brothel?

I think that wraps it up Les, well done sir.

the article was unclear about whether the weapon was wrapped

RE: The thing I don't understand

Amazinz : 6/14/2018 10:08 pm : link

In comment 13991550 mrvax said:

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is that if the woman reported this right after the incident, Foxx would have been charged with a felony. But when I do it, I just get a ticket for a misdemeanor. WTH?

Smaller pecker, smaller crime?

We call it the

Motley Two : 6/14/2018 10:17 pm : link

Reverse Incredible Hulk

RE: We call it the

mrvax : 6/14/2018 10:24 pm : link

In comment 13991602 Motley Two said:

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Reverse Incredible Hulk

Ant-man?

According to the NYS Penal Code (Get it?!) that would

Marty in Albany : 6/15/2018 12:46 am : link

constitute "assault with a friendly weapon."

MOOPS : 6/15/2018 1:10 am : link

LOL

Route 9 : 6/15/2018 5:47 am : link

It's "safe" to say he struck her out with his Randy "Johnson"

RE: LOL

Beer Man : 6/15/2018 8:38 am : link

In comment 13991678 Route 9 said:

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It's "safe" to say he struck her out with his Randy "Johnson"

a.k.a., "The Big Unit"!

Motherfucker Jones

Beezer : 6/15/2018 9:08 am : link

One woman's foreplay

AnyoneButPhilly : 6/15/2018 9:25 am : link

is another woman's sexual assault

Classic

26.2 : 6/15/2018 10:11 am : link

The ol' mushroom tattoo.

RE: One woman's foreplay

Les in TO : 6/15/2018 10:14 am : link

In comment 13991756 AnyoneButPhilly said:

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is another woman's sexual assault

Coxx's er Foxx's lawyers were quick to point out that, while denying the allegations in their entirety, a p-slap would not be considered sexual assault under Nevada law.

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Harvest Blend : 6/15/2018 11:29 am : link

In comment 13991665 MOOPS said:

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LOL. To me, one of the 5 greatest scenes in the history of Seinfeld.

Rumor years ago when Phil Ford played for UNC

Beer Man : 6/15/2018 3:28 pm : link

He had the nick name "Foot Long Phil" and as part of the freshmen player hazing, the upper class men on the UNC basket-ball team would hold down the freshmen players while Phil would slap them in the face with it.