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Ian from Spinal Tap is our head coach

Rico : 9/17/2018 11:29 pm
Marty: The last time Tap toured America, they where, uh, booked into 10,000 seat arenas, and 15,000 seat venues, and it seems that now, on their current tour they're being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas, and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity of the group is waning?

Ian: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. I, I, I just think that the.. uh.. their appeal is becoming more selective.


Q: When you look at the first game against Jacksonville, really good team you played well – was this past Sunday a step back?

A: No. Absolutely not.
Or he's any other head coach  
BlackLight : 9/17/2018 11:32 pm : link
in the same situation, faced with that question.
Lock is an athletic guy  
allstarjim : 9/17/2018 11:53 pm : link
Also plays a spread style offense.

As much as I've seen thus far my preference would be Finley but it's so early.
we go to eleven.....  
thrunthrublue : 9/17/2018 11:53 pm : link
0, and 11
whoops  
allstarjim : 9/17/2018 11:53 pm : link
wrong thread.
Let's hope there aren't any press conferences that end with  
Mr. Bungle : 9/18/2018 12:18 am : link
Shurmur saying this to Kim Jones:

"Look, look...this is my position okay? I am not managing the team with you or any other woman, especially one that dresses like an Australian’s nightmare. So fuck you!!! And fuck all of you...because I quit! Alright? That’s it! Good night!!!"
But of a stretch  
mattlawson : 9/18/2018 12:29 am : link
.
Pretty solid offensive game plan versus Jax  
Coach Red Beaulieu : 9/18/2018 5:41 am : link
Hot garbage game plan against Dallas. Seemed like our moral victory against Jax had a bad effect.
Lol  
Les in TO : 9/18/2018 5:56 am : link
You could also use the Q and A about third down throws short of the sticks which the reporter called his lie out on with stats or the one about having hats on all the stunts which Baldinger refuted. Outcoached followed by outmanoeuvred by the reporters
Yes bit of a stretch, but love the analogy  
mfsd : 9/18/2018 6:00 am : link
No we’re not gonna fuckin do Stonehenge!
If I told them once, I told them a million times.  
Rico : 9/18/2018 12:15 pm : link
Offensive Line first, Puppet Show second!
Theres something about this thats so suck,  
j_rud : 9/18/2018 12:19 pm : link
it's like how much more suck could this be? And the answer is none. None more suck.
You are witnesses at the new birth of New York Giants, Mark 2.  
Rico : 9/18/2018 12:24 pm : link
I hope you enjoy our new direction.
"You remember that play we designed  
Mr. Bungle : 9/18/2018 12:26 pm : link
to run directly at Myles Jack?"

"Saucy Jack!"

"Saucy Jack, that's right."
Two words  
Rico : 9/18/2018 2:59 pm : link
Shit Sandwich
There’s such a fine line betweeen  
ArlingtonMike : 9/18/2018 5:16 pm : link
Stupid and clever.
The authorities thought it best to leave it...  
mfsd : 9/18/2018 7:12 pm : link
unsolved...
I suppose this was supposed to be funny  
Hsilwek92 : 9/18/2018 8:28 pm : link
You failed. Miserably.
Hsilwek  
Rico : 9/18/2018 10:56 pm : link
That's too much fucking perspective!
RE:  
Mr. Bungle : 9/18/2018 11:07 pm : link
In comment 14084580 Rico said:
Quote:
That's too much fucking perspective!

Shurmur can’t fucking concentrate because of his fucking wife! Simple as that, alright? It’s his fucking wife!
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