I thought it was a homerun, Coach. Sorry! Gah!
I am pointing left. Left! Not right. Left. Left!
These 8pm games are too much. I'm on the early shift at the gas station tomorrow!
Dead ball foul. Five yard penalty. Still third down.
Ok, I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, medium Coke Zero and an Apple Pie..........wait, what's going on?
Safety on the offense!
Now lookie here, I'm not looking at your weird pee-pee. But I just looked at weird your pee-pee. Lemme fix it, please. I'll just flip it. Next holding call is all yours, Cap'n America.
Anything you need, boss. Panthers win? You got it!
After further review, the call stands. Touchdown, Carolina!
THIS is the finger I stick up Roger's ass! THIS ONE!
Thank God. I had to go pee pee since the anthem. Good thing it's not poo poo. Phew.
Please catch it, please catch it, please catch it...FUCK!
Ohhhhhhh! Balloons! Soooooooooo pretty.
False start, Alaska. 18 yard penalty. 5th down.
Might be my favorite
It is FAWLSE STAAT!!