The reason for Odell's often IV's: "I don't like water."

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but I have a hard time staying hydrated. I don’t hate the taste of water but I just don’t get thirsty until it’s too late.

taste of water as well.

is like a fuckin preschool class.

"Me don't wike waterz, cause it make my bewwy squishy."

Too bland.

I would find a way to drink stuff a lot more nasty than water. Liking the taste is not a factor.

I get dehydrated because water makes my tummy squish. I don't even know what to say at this point.

reminds me how Chad Johnson would brag about eating McDonalds.

In comment 14135783 moespree said:

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I get dehydrated because water makes my tummy squish. I don't even know what to say at this point.

Pretty much. SMDH.

I dont like the squishy feeling in my stomach either - the one I get watching this team get its ass beat every week.

Brandon Jacobs was rushed to the hospital for a "stomach issue." The next day HopeJ and I were talking to him asking if he was ok and he was like I'm fine the doctor said I need to stop eating candy three meals a day. I'm like you're 265 pounds of muscle and you live on candy. He's like I love candy. Like B said above a bunch of preschoolers

In comment 14135776 B in ALB said:

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is like a fuckin preschool class. "Me don't wike waterz, cause it make my bewwy squishy."

Roflmao...

but I prefer stuff with flavor like some lemon juice in it. I still drink regular water cause it's better for you, but some flavor is nice. I suppose gatorade doesn't help him either cause that if water makes him squishy so will that.

But it's necessary & this is LOL. You don't like water. Fine. But drink it. I don't like a lot of things, but I do them because I have to.

In comment 14135776 B in ALB said:

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is like a fuckin preschool class. "Me don't wike waterz, cause it make my bewwy squishy."

LMAO! so true. Imagine someone on the 86 Giants saying this?

In comment 14135776 B in ALB said:

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is like a fuckin preschool class. "Me don't wike waterz, cause it make my bewwy squishy."

Well, he is a "pouty baby-man" as someone said the other day. Hilarious!

drink with electrolytes? Water lacks electrolytes that an athlete would need.

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drink with electrolytes? Water lacks electrolytes that an athlete would need.

Not really worth dissecting. I’m sure the training staff knows how to beat hydrate him. If IVs work, so be it I guess.

All this time I was getting annoyed when posters would rationalize his behavior by pointing out that he was "just a kid". I had no idea they meant it literally. My apologies. Fortunately the $65M guaranteed can buy plenty of sippy cups that can regulate his water intake and avoid that squishy feeling.

watching this team get their asses handed to them on a weekly basis.

"with slightly brown shallots and no salt"

Could have been a Beckham quote

I can’t wait for what tomorrow brings, as Odell turns.

they show him on the sidelines, the water guy is squirting water in his mouth. They must be aware that he doesn't properly hydrate and are forcing him to drink.

drinking Aquafina during his interview on Giants.com...I think he is just having fun with the media

It's not like he went poo poo in his diapee

just add a squeezed 1/4 or 1/2 lemon. Add a lot to the flavor IMHO.

In comment 14135937 BamaBlue said:

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Isn't that what makes the pizza crust and hoagie rolls so good? All the dead bodies in the Hudson?

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Tom Rock � Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Shurmur says Odell's distaste for H2O is "news to me." "Listen, Odell and I and the players talk about a lot of things. We don't talk about our like or dislike of water." Tom Rock � Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Pat Shurmur: "I like water. I'm a big fan of water, actually."

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Tom Rock â€� Verified account @TomRock_Newsday Following Following @TomRock_Newsday More Every time I think we’ve reached the summit of Mt. Absurdity, there’s another peak to ascend. pat hanlon â€� @giantspathanlon 1h1 hour ago More pat hanlon Retweeted Tom Rock Keep climbing!! And remember to hydrate!!!

be a better alternative.

On a serious note, I drink water all the time, but I am always dehydrated.

but still not as bad as when Matt Harvey (rip) passed a blood clot and a had a bladder infection because he held in his urine all the time.

In comment 14135947 Britt in VA said:

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Quote: Tom Rock â€� Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Shurmur says Odell's distaste for H2O is "news to me." "Listen, Odell and I and the players talk about a lot of things. We don't talk about our like or dislike of water." Tom Rock â€� Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Pat Shurmur: "I like water. I'm a big fan of water, actually." Quote: Tom Rock â€� Verified account @TomRock_Newsday Following Following @TomRock_Newsday More Every time I think we’ve reached the summit of Mt. Absurdity, there’s another peak to ascend. pat hanlon â€� @giantspathanlon 1h1 hour ago More pat hanlon Retweeted Tom Rock Keep climbing!! And remember to hydrate!!!

I am pretty much speechless at this point

When asked why he drank alcohol instead of water he said...

"I don't drink because fish fuck in it."

In comment 14135980 Jim in Tampa said:

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When asked why he drank alcohol instead of water he said... "I don't drink because fish fuck in it."

I screwed up the punchline.

WC said, "I don't drink WATER because fish fuck in it.

It's water. I mean...how? How does someone not like it?

It's like saying "I don't like air."

Right??

In comment 14135768 UConn4523 said:

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but I have a hard time staying hydrated. I don’t hate the taste of water but I just don’t get thirsty until it’s too late.

I hear you. I've always had a similar challenge. What many people don't realize is that your body has an optimal balance of water and salt, and each one pretty much counter-acts the other. The salt you sweat out (along with water) is actually what leads to cramping. This is why sport drinks are actually important for very active people, and why IVs are so common in professional sports. Every person is different though, and finding the right balance can be very hard. I drink water all day, but still manage to get dehydrated easily. It's even worse for lean, quick twitch athletes. Their bodies are so finely tuned that they have a very hard time retaining sufficient fluids for hydration.

Should Odell drink more water, probably, but he certainly isn't the first or last highly tuned athlete to not drink enough because they didn't like the taste. I've competed with and against some pretty phenomenal athletes that would compete hard for 3+ hours and would hardly consume a drop of water. Gatorade, power aid, sure, but hardly any water.

Of course this will just become another Odell is a diva WR and the Giants can win with him because he doesn't drink enough water media fabrication. While in reality, it has nothing to do with anything. If anything, Odell is just guilty of over-sharing.

In comment 14135963 Giants in 07 said:

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In comment 14135947 Britt in VA said: Quote: Quote: Tom Rock þ Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Shurmur says Odell's distaste for H2O is "news to me." "Listen, Odell and I and the players talk about a lot of things. We don't talk about our like or dislike of water." Tom Rock þ Verified account @TomRock_Newsday 2h2 hours ago More Pat Shurmur: "I like water. I'm a big fan of water, actually." Quote: Tom Rock þ Verified account @TomRock_Newsday Following Following @TomRock_Newsday More Every time I think we’ve reached the summit of Mt. Absurdity, there’s another peak to ascend. pat hanlon þ @giantspathanlon 1h1 hour ago More pat hanlon Retweeted Tom Rock Keep climbing!! And remember to hydrate!!! I am pretty much speechless at this point

So what exactly is Hanlon calling absurd? Odell's statement about water, or the fact that this is somehow a headline and depicts internal dysfunction. Does any other coach in the NFL have to answer for the hydration habits of their players?

The Cardinals just got embarrassed on national TV last night. Couldn't do anything right. If any coach deserves absurd questions right now its Steve Wilks.

trolling the media, but I find him annoying. Get off my lawn, etc. etc.

In comment 14136073 uther99 said:

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trolling the media, but I find him annoying. Get off my lawn, etc. etc.

Ha! Well played

Odell Beckham Jr.!!! Representative

I remember two sport star (and two time champion) Dave DeBusschere used to drink a six pack of beer after every game;

didn't it work for the Eagles some years ago?

Koooolaiiid!

and there were salt tabs in the water and we all drank it. god the pussification of our society is beyond alarming

In comment 14135808 UESBLUE said:

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I dont like the squishy feeling in my stomach either - the one I get watching this team get its ass beat every week.

This is one of the top ten funniest post of the year.

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Koooolaiiid!

Thats racist AF

I think they be beefing up. I remember one game obj sucked first half, went to get an "IV" came back and won us the game

it is because of beer.....beer, South Florida and golf...