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The Booger Mobile

B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:17 pm
Honestly, fuck espn.
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Danny Kanell : 10/23/2018 9:18 pm : link
It was so bad last night, I was actually yearning for the days of Dennis Miller.
What clowns!  
GiantEgo : 10/23/2018 9:19 pm : link
I always watch any NFL broadcast with the sound turned off.
Imagine paying serious money for seats  
B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:21 pm : link
Only to have Booger and his stupid contraption block your view constantly.

And the espn response that fans are given a TV to look at is absolutely quintessential network trash. Fuck the fans!
I love watching the game on TV  
SimpleMan : 10/23/2018 9:28 pm : link
and seeing multiple shots of the back of Booger's head every game. Great production from ESPN.
All in the name of  
Stufftherun : 10/23/2018 9:28 pm : link
bringing a so-called different perspective to the fan watching at home. Meanwhile it’s fucking up the fan experience in the not so cheap seats. Between the Booger Mobile, dim-Witten and the nimrod next to him in the booth, they’ve really turned MNF into a clown show.
RE: I love watching the game on TV  
B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:29 pm : link
In comment 14145032 SimpleMan said:
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and seeing multiple shots of the back of Booger's head every game. Great production from ESPN.


Love the view of the package of hot dogs on the back of Boogers neck. Fucking brilliant production.
I don't care  
jtfuoco : 10/23/2018 9:32 pm : link
What people say but John Gruden as worth every penny he was paid to do Monday night football compared to these clowns I was surprised by how bad Jason Witten was not to say he won't get better but he needs way more experience and should be on one of the networks B teams instead
Gruden  
B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:37 pm : link
was a turd as well. They all smell like shit.
The monitor on the back is insulting  
ajr2456 : 10/23/2018 9:41 pm : link
apparently this was a major issue during the Rams playoff game last year.

Not sure who thought it was a good idea to block paying customers views, or why the NFL would approve it.
It is just a fucking football game.  
Waldo Jeffers : 10/23/2018 9:42 pm : link
The act of trying to make it anything else becomes just that: trying.

And failing. Over-analysis by less than gifted communicators leads to far too much talking without saying anything worth hearing.

No. I don't want to see inside the booth.

I want to see the game.

No. I don't want Hoover's take on the Cowboys trade.

I want to see the game,

No. I don't want Hoover's take on ANYTHING except maybe how to shut the fuck up and vanish from the face of the earth.

It's MNF

And you have to try really hard to fuck it up.

And from my seat at the game, that's the only thing that-over-produced, under-achieving piece of broadcast boogers has accomplished
RE: Gruden  
Eman11 : 10/23/2018 9:43 pm : link
In comment 14145047 B in ALB said:
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was a turd as well. They all smell like shit.


I guess now that's he's back on the sidelines Gruden is finding out not every player or play is the greatest like he kept saying when he was in the booth.
Not Hoover, Booger.  
Waldo Jeffers : 10/23/2018 9:45 pm : link
Auto-correct gone wild.

But given the choice I'll take what Hoover has to say over what Booger has to say.

J.Edgar or Herbert.
You mean Bootleg Warren Sapp?  
Anakim : 10/23/2018 9:45 pm : link
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Why is a decent announcing crew so hard to find?  
j_rud : 10/23/2018 9:46 pm : link
It's kind of amazing. We carry high powered computers in our pockets. We have electric cars. We can take detailed photos of distant galaxies. The Singularity may occur in our lifetimes.

But we can't find 3 men to competently call a football game without taking a dump on the fan experience, at home and now also in person. Fucking incredible...
Hoover or Booger. They all suck.  
Waldo Jeffers : 10/23/2018 9:46 pm : link
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I can't stop noticing...  
jnoble : 10/23/2018 9:51 pm : link
...the hair piece on Whitten and the mole on Tracy Wolfson's face during MNF
RE: I can't stop noticing...  
B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:57 pm : link
In comment 14145085 jnoble said:
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...the hair piece on Whitten and the mole on Tracy Wolfson's face during MNF


The mole is outrageous. As Uncle Buck would say, "Hello, I'm Moley Russell's Wart."

RE: Why is a decent announcing crew so hard to find?  
B in ALB : 10/23/2018 9:58 pm : link
In comment 14145077 j_rud said:
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It's kind of amazing. We carry high powered computers in our pockets. We have electric cars. We can take detailed photos of distant galaxies. The Singularity may occur in our lifetimes.

But we can't find 3 men to competently call a football game without taking a dump on the fan experience, at home and now also in person. Fucking incredible...


Hahaha. That's a great post.
Let's start with some suiting thinking that the world was just waiting  
Waldo Jeffers : 10/23/2018 10:51 pm : link
to hear Boogers opinion about anything.

That point of view is in charge of assembling what would be a compelling broadcast.

What could go wrong?

The answer: the amateur presentation we were subjected to last night.

I hate corporate broadcasting. I've been there. Never again
RE: I can't stop noticing...  
HomerJones45 : 10/23/2018 10:56 pm : link
In comment 14145085 jnoble said:
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...the hair piece on Whitten and the mole on Tracy Wolfson's face during MNF
You'd think she gets paid enough to go see Dr. Pimple Popper and have that thing taken off.
RE: RE: I can't stop noticing...  
jnoble : 10/23/2018 11:34 pm : link
In comment 14145191 HomerJones45 said:
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In comment 14145085 jnoble said:


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...the hair piece on Whitten and the mole on Tracy Wolfson's face during MNF

You'd think she gets paid enough to go see Dr. Pimple Popper and have that thing taken off.

Right? And I'm not even trying to be rude. I'd have that thing removed ASAP if it was on my face and ESPECIALLY if I was on TV in tight shots. Because jerks like me would point it out non stop on football message boards
How many times did  
Gman11 : 10/24/2018 6:19 am : link
Whitten say that the Giants defense "needs to get a stop?" No shit Sherlock. Did he think that everybody thought they should give up a touchdown?
It blocked our view  
jvm52106 : 10/24/2018 6:28 am : link
two different times. It was pretty fickibg annoying.
I appreciate witten  
crick n NC : 10/24/2018 7:04 am : link
If for nothing else his knowledge of the passing game. Laymen fans like me can learn a good bit from his experience.
Layman.  
crick n NC : 10/24/2018 7:05 am : link
I'm a layman in spelling
Yeah  
jimvinct : 10/24/2018 7:21 am : link
But Lil Yachty!
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