NFT: What's your go to food when you need....

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and believe me it can....

Not a food but warm water with squeezed lemon in it. Drink a couple of those and you'll be ready to go. I know it sounds way too simple but it works.

buffalo wings.


I can barely make it home in time.

In comment 14170015 Danny Kanell said:

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Not a food but warm water with squeezed lemon in it. Drink a couple of those and you'll be ready to go. I know it sounds way too simple but it works.

I should also mention it's best in the morning when you wake up. I started doing this every day for the past couple of years and I swear by it.

life I've ever been constipated was after taking opioid pain meds post surgery when I broke my foot three years ago.

That feeling alone seems like it should be a major incentive to not get hooked on opioids, but I know it's not that simple.

If I could have walked or driven a car I think I would have gone to taco bell or other fast food place to break the dam.

I did nothing but stop taking the pain meds and gradually began to function again.

but fast food, specifically taco bell, would have been my first choice.

But the McRib is back.

If you have you about 8 hours to kill, pound one of the 10oz bottles of magnesium citrate and sit back as the flood gates open.

The warm water with lemon, and you can add some honey, it speeds it up a bit.

Just kidding.. Drink a beer and eat a salad

But make sure you don't leave the house all day

...murder burgers, 6 pack of Miller Lite, pint of Ben and Jerrys.

BOMBS AWAY!

Couple that with a nice run and some black coffee, and my lord, you'll be shitting to the toilet brim.

you're not keeping that shit inside for any length of time.

is like a magnet to water. Take the fiber and drink a ton of water. You're welcome (8)

Suprep.

In comment 14170089 UESBLUE said:

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Suprep.

That will clean you out, but giving yourself an enema to cure constipation seems extreme, no?

you might not even make it out of the place

In comment 14170015 Danny Kanell said:

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Not a food but warm water with squeezed lemon in it. Drink a couple of those and you'll be ready to go. I know it sounds way too simple but it works.

Ditto - works every time.

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Red wine usually leads to a really gut-emptying and satisfying shit for me, but isn’t always fast-acting.

Pears

game from October. That ought to do it.

..a lot of cheese/cream and oil. I can't eat any kind of Alfredo or any other pasta sauce with cream or I won't make it out of the restaurant.

If that does not do the trick see a doctor.

In comment 14170292 johnnyb said:

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If that does not do the trick see a doctor.

Pretty much you’ll need to see a doctor either way.

no breads at all Dep.

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In comment 14170302 EricJ said:

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no breads at all Dep.

The sprite breaks it up!!

It works every time that combo.

this threat. Just have a stool softener in the cabinet. Keeping with the thread? Anything fire hot if your not used to it.

No good to get your stomach fired up if your blocked. It will churn away with no where to go and you will feel like your going to die.

In comment 14170396 wgenesis123 said:

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No good to get your stomach fired up if your blocked. It will churn away with no where to go and you will feel like your going to die.

My uncle owns one and he is the 3rd generation owner of the place. He always told me Magnesium Citrate...or as he called "Shit straight of Magnesia" and I used it once.

To not be graphic...yes, it worked.

Steak and sauteed kale. I dont eat this specifically to drop on, but I just happen to smash fierce whenever I eat this combo. I blanch the kale for three mins, then throw it in an ice bath. Then I grill up my steak (no rub...just s+p and olive oil). Then once the steak is off and resting, I heat up a pan, olive oil, and brown the garlic. Toss the kale in the pan for about 7 mins and enjoy. 15 mins after eating, you'll be touching fabric.

You're welcome.

That was a staple food item when I lived back in the old country.

Couple cups of coffee always seems to keep it moving.

Thanks for the other suggestions, though.

Did anything Work?

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Or bran/flax cereal. Make sure you have plenty of water and eat an orange or two.

Green leafy vegetables also help.