My wife surprised me with an early Christmas present last night in the form of tix to the Giants/Washington game on Sunday, complete with a tailgate spot so we can meet my son and his girlfriend for ribs and schnapps beforehand. Haven't been to a game in years, so I'm pretty excited.
But it's been awhile, and I've never been to FedEx field before. And this makes me wonder:
How does one conduct oneself in this kind of a setting when one knows one is surrounded by one's moral, ethical, and sporting inferiors? I mean, I don't want to offend these Cretins, but, sweet Jeebus, c'mon ...