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Going to the game Sunday

George : 12/6/2018 8:57 am

Need advice.

My wife surprised me with an early Christmas present last night in the form of tix to the Giants/Washington game on Sunday, complete with a tailgate spot so we can meet my son and his girlfriend for ribs and schnapps beforehand. Haven't been to a game in years, so I'm pretty excited.

But it's been awhile, and I've never been to FedEx field before. And this makes me wonder:

How does one conduct oneself in this kind of a setting when one knows one is surrounded by one's moral, ethical, and sporting inferiors? I mean, I don't want to offend these Cretins, but, sweet Jeebus, c'mon ...

Discuss.

You can just be nice and offer some schnapps,

BigBlue in Keys : 12/6/2018 9:08 am : link

or stink palm them.

I wonder

Rover : 12/6/2018 9:12 am : link

If there will be a ton of Giants fans there or just empty seats

best piece of advice

Rocky369 : 12/6/2018 9:12 am : link

don't overuse the word "one." They hate that.

RE: You can just be nice and offer some schnapps,

Hammer : 12/6/2018 9:36 am : link

In comment 14207234 BigBlue in Keys said:

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or stink palm them.

What is a "stink palm[ing]" look like?

I await your response with baited breath.

Enjoy! Bring a grill, some inflatable furniture, a ball to toss

jcn56 : 12/6/2018 9:53 am : link

around... Not for the tailgate in the lot, to bring with you into the stadium. You're going to practically be alone in there, I'm sure they won't mind.

Fedex Field won't be the highlight of your day

RinR : 12/6/2018 10:16 am : link

That place is a dump.

They are

NYBEN1963 : 12/6/2018 12:48 pm : link

calling for snow here in Richmond so it is very likely there will be snow during the game.

Upgrade to

Pete in MD : 12/6/2018 1:06 pm : link

Rumplemintz.

tell them you're here for a QB tryout

gidiefor : Mod : 12/6/2018 3:17 pm : link

: )

Made famous in

BigBlue in Keys : 12/6/2018 4:53 pm : link

the 90's movie Mallrats
Stink palm - ( New Window )

RE: Made famous in

Hammer : 12/6/2018 5:26 pm : link

In comment 14207841 BigBlue in Keys said:

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the 90's movie Mallrats Stink palm - ( New Window )

LOL

RE: I wonder

Gatorade Dunk : 12/6/2018 5:37 pm : link

In comment 14207238 Rover said:

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If there will be a ton of Giants fans there or just empty seats

Shaping up to be 13.4% Giants fans, but 14.2% empty seats.

OMG!

Doomster : 12/6/2018 10:58 pm : link

A chocolate covered pretzel.....