Capt. Andrew Luck
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Dearest mother —
Before you read more of this, I shall need you to sit. Giants are coming. Scouts do not know their exact dimensions, but they have already departed. Please do not fret. We shall drill in pairs atop each other’s shoulders to better prepare. Resolute.
— Andrew
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Sweet Andrew-
You will undoubtedly be sore and fulfilled this time next week. Unlike my first experiences, I hope you ease yourself into this week's enemy. As a teen, from my first time, I tried to engulf the largest of manacondas each night. Be wary of those labeled Giants.
-mom
Clearly you're so preoccupied with crafting your flood of irritating football posts you haven't heard of CAL. Papa and Charlie Weiss read it on Sirius every show with the appropriate fife and drum in the background.
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So if someone hasn't seen some stupid crap on youtube they are automatically a moron, SMH...