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montanagiant : 1/16/2019 6:24 pm
A man injects semen in his arm to treat his back pain

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In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a 33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a year and a half, a self-developed “cure” intended to treat his chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.

After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.

This time around, he had injected three “doses” of semen, entering both his blood vessels and his muscles.

The swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm where he’d injected his semen, and an x-ray revealed an area of trapped air beneath the man’s skin. The doctors immediately hospitalized the patient, treating him with an intravenous antimicrobial therapy. After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.

The doctors performed a search of the medical literature and beyond, revealing not a single case of intravenous semen injection for back pain. According to the case study:

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Did he think semen was the same  
bradshaw44 : 1/16/2019 6:32 pm : link
As stem cells? Idiot.
How about this one?  
mattlawson : 1/16/2019 6:49 pm : link
Nest cam captures ghost of mother’s son


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RE: Did he think semen was the same  
montanagiant : 1/16/2019 8:28 pm : link
In comment 14265869 bradshaw44 said:
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As stem cells? Idiot.

You know what, that is just about the only thing that would make sense
I inject boogers  
Les in TO : 1/16/2019 8:29 pm : link
Into my ass whenever I have a stomach ache. Works like a charm
RE: RE: Did he think semen was the same  
bradshaw44 : 1/16/2019 8:48 pm : link
In comment 14265944 montanagiant said:
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In comment 14265869 bradshaw44 said:


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As stem cells? Idiot.


You know what, that is just about the only thing that would make sense


It has to be what he was thinking.
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Giantophile : 1/17/2019 9:54 am : link
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After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.


I bet he did.
He should have just drank it  
MetsAreBack : 1/17/2019 9:57 am : link
while this does make for a funny story, I thought these matters were supposed to be kept private
NY Post has a thingy  
idiotsavant : 1/17/2019 2:24 pm : link
About the whole parsely in the vag trend.

Please people. Do not put fresh
vegetables and herbs in your vaginas.

Consult your doctors instead.
Seriously. Bacteria ....  
idiotsavant : 1/17/2019 2:31 pm : link
.... calamari....scungulli....
It's a garnish  
idiotsavant : 1/17/2019 2:32 pm : link
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RE: He should have just drank it  
Chris in Philly : 1/17/2019 2:36 pm : link
In comment 14266324 MetsAreBack said:
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while this does make for a funny story, I thought these matters were supposed to be kept private


Not as a case study in a research journal. The, eh, patient is never identified...
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St. Jimmy : 1/17/2019 3:03 pm : link
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The swollen region grew and hardened


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