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NFT: Is this moron number one?

Chris in Philly : 5/23/2019 2:32 pm
Put moron number two on the phone.
Don't say a word to me, Sidney.  
Klaatu : 5/23/2019 2:35 pm : link
Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.
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figgy2989 : 5/23/2019 2:37 pm : link
You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen... You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk
If you..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 5/23/2019 2:38 pm : link
don't shut up, you're soon going to suffer from fistophobia.
I got two words for you too  
flycatcher : 5/23/2019 2:43 pm : link
Shut the fuck up
Where am I?  
Chris in Philly : 5/23/2019 2:45 pm : link
I'm in Boise, Idaho. No, wait a minute, I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I'm in Casper, Wyoming. I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's wearing a pink carnation.
Will that be smoking or non-smoking?  
rnargi : 5/23/2019 2:54 pm : link
....take a wild guess.
Sidney, relax, have a cream soda  
Greg from LI : 5/23/2019 2:57 pm : link
Everything's gonna be over in just a few minutes.
RE: Will that be smoking or non-smoking?  
Chris in Philly : 5/23/2019 3:00 pm : link
In comment 14453884 rnargi said:
Quote:
....take a wild guess.


Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us...
1st mistake Boone has made.  
section125 : 5/23/2019 3:03 pm : link
Why did he wait after Holder lost the zone? He should have been pulled after the 2nd walk.
I'm gonna blowtorch the both of you if you don't bring back the Duke.  
Klaatu : 5/23/2019 3:09 pm : link
......
Glad to see me? huh?  
ghost718 : 5/23/2019 3:30 pm : link
I guess we're in the next life John
"....I also suffer from claustrophobia and agoraphobia."  
rebel yell : 5/23/2019 3:30 pm : link
"Well if you don't shut up you're going to suffer from fistophobia."
You're doing the litmus configuration?  
bceagle05 : 5/23/2019 3:35 pm : link
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Are you Red?  
Chris in Philly : 5/23/2019 3:37 pm : link
Yes.

Do you dye your hair?
RE: Where am I?  
MattyKid : 5/23/2019 3:42 pm : link
In comment 14453842 Chris in Philly said:
Quote:
I'm in Boise, Idaho. No, wait a minute, I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I'm in Casper, Wyoming. I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's wearing a pink carnation.


Great Midnight Run reference.
Wait..  
MattyKid : 5/23/2019 3:43 pm : link
I've had a long day...
RE: RE: Where am I?  
figgy2989 : 5/23/2019 3:45 pm : link
In comment 14454005 MattyKid said:
Quote:
In comment 14453842 Chris in Philly said:


Quote:


I'm in Boise, Idaho. No, wait a minute, I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I'm in Casper, Wyoming. I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's wearing a pink carnation.



Great Midnight Run reference.


RE: Wait..  
figgy2989 : 5/23/2019 3:46 pm : link
In comment 14454010 MattyKid said:
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I've had a long day...


Ha! Should have seen this post before I posted that gif.
Hahaha...  
Chris in Philly : 5/23/2019 3:46 pm : link
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One of my favorite angry guy moments in movie history  
djm : 5/23/2019 3:54 pm : link
Is when Marvin is cuffed down in the ravine or whatever and all the authorities are looking down at him....

“Are you gonna stand up there with your thumb up your ass or you gonna get me the fuck outta here?”

you and that other dummy had better start taking more of a  
Greg from LI : 5/23/2019 4:11 pm : link
personal interest in your work, or I'm gonna stab ya in the heart with a fuckin' pencil, am I being clear?
Jack: YOU LIED TO ME!  
Greg from LI : 5/23/2019 4:15 pm : link
the Duke: No, you lied to me first.

Jack: What?! You lied to me first!

the Duke: Yes, but you didn't know I lied to you when you lied to me at the river, so as far as you knew you lied to me first.

Jack: How can I argue with this guy? I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about!
You blew it!  
bceagle05 : 5/23/2019 4:15 pm : link
You had the guy four fuckin' days, Jack - four days! You coulda walked him BACKWARDS and not blown it, but you blew it!
I have somewhere in the neighborhood of $600,000  
Greg from LI : 5/23/2019 4:19 pm : link
That's a, that's, that's a very respectable neighborhood
Have you seen any suspicious looking individuals around here?  
mfsd : 5/23/2019 5:17 pm : link
No.

Do you live around here?
You will get 10 years in prison for impersonating an FBI agent  
Jimmy Googs : 5/23/2019 10:37 pm : link
10 years?

Yeah.

How come nobody’s after you?
You don’t look like an FBI agent to me  
Jimmy Googs : 5/23/2019 11:45 pm : link
Well, you don’t look like a duke to me...
Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed you  
mfsd : 5/24/2019 12:01 am : link
a twenty dollar bill looked like?

Thirty...tall...

Six feet?

Six five.

Dark hair?

Light colored.

Sounds like our man.
Sidney...  
Chris in Philly : 5/24/2019 10:55 am : link
Sit down, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing.
Go see a show..  
Chef : 5/24/2019 12:48 pm : link
have a cream soda..
Sir, he must be using your ID?  
MadPlaid : 5/24/2019 1:05 pm : link
Agent looks at his subordinate with an exasperated expression that says "no shit."
Alonzo Mosely, FBI.. Finishes Fake ID  
Jim in Forest Hills : 5/24/2019 1:15 pm : link
(Little kid in shock)
Those sunglasses, they're really nice  
Greg from LI : 5/24/2019 1:19 pm : link
Does the government issue them to you, or do you guys all shop at the same store?
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