NFT: The Property Brothers

Why are these fuckers watching me everywhere I go?

I walk into Lowes, and there's a big display with their mugs on it, trying to sell me home furnishing.

Then I go to CVS, and while I'm waiting for a prescription, there are TWO different magazines on the rack with their mugs on the cover, trying to get me to care about their searches for soul mates and ideal family dogs.

Then I go to a Chase bank branch to open up a trust fund, and there's a little display on the banker's desk with their mugs on it, telling me to take advantage of today’s mortgage rates.

Then I go home, turn on the TV, and during the first commercial break, there they are telling me about how out of all the shows they've done, their newest show is their "most special one" yet.

So I grab my phone and browse a news article about the renovation of the old Brady Bunch house, and there they are, standing at the bottom of the iconic living room stairs, as if they're the seventh and eighth Brady kids.

Now I come to the Corner Forum...and they're watching me from a banner ad at the top of the screen!

GO AWAY, YOU UBIQUITOUS BASTARDS!