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NFT: Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber: Who Ya Got?

Anakim : 6/10/2019 8:15 am
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight?
@danawhite?
What a loser  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 8:16 am : link
Cruise would squash him like a grape.
And Cruise is in his 50s, right  
robbieballs2003 : 6/10/2019 8:18 am : link
?
There is what,  
section125 : 6/10/2019 8:20 am : link
a 30 year age difference?

And yes, Cruise would kick is skinny little butt.
Like Keanu Reeves, Cruise does majority of his own stunts  
NYG27 : 6/10/2019 8:23 am : link
and has trained like crazy to prepare for his Mission Impossible and Jack Reacher roles.

He would crush Bieber, wouldn't even be close.
sign me up though  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 8:24 am : link
i would watch it just to see that Bieber get his ass kicked.
Throw in a couple  
pjcas18 : 6/10/2019 8:26 am : link
midgets it could be an old school WWF brawl.

Aren't Cruise and Bieber like 5' 7" 145 pounds?

RE: Throw in a couple  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 8:28 am : link
In comment 14467886 pjcas18 said:
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midgets it could be an old school WWF brawl.

Aren't Cruise and Bieber like 5' 7" 145 pounds?


I would think Cruise would be more athletically fit though.
RE: RE: Throw in a couple  
pjcas18 : 6/10/2019 8:33 am : link
In comment 14467887 Jints in Carolina said:
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In comment 14467886 pjcas18 said:


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midgets it could be an old school WWF brawl.

Aren't Cruise and Bieber like 5' 7" 145 pounds?




I would think Cruise would be more athletically fit though.

Agree, does Bieber need attention for something? Is his career tanking?

I couldn't name one song by him, so not sure what started this.

How did this feud start IOW?

I will say I watched part of the Bieber celebrity roast and he was pretty funny. Someone probably wrote the jokes, but he was better than I thought he'd be.
Times like this I really miss the old school pro wrestling managers.  
Klaatu : 6/10/2019 8:33 am : link
Freddie Blassie in Cruise's corner and The Grand Wizard in Bieber's would be awesome. Just think of the promos.
RE: Times like this I really miss the old school pro wrestling managers.  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 8:39 am : link
In comment 14467893 Klaatu said:
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Freddie Blassie in Cruise's corner and The Grand Wizard in Bieber's would be awesome. Just think of the promos.


How about Captain Lou?
RE: Throw in a couple  
Canton : 6/10/2019 8:44 am : link
In comment 14467886 pjcas18 said:
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midgets it could be an old school WWF brawl.

Aren't Cruise and Bieber like 5' 7" 145 pounds?


Bieber is 5'9 145

Cruise is 5'7 170
RE: RE: Times like this I really miss the old school pro wrestling managers.  
Klaatu : 6/10/2019 8:46 am : link
In comment 14467896 Jints in Carolina said:
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In comment 14467893 Klaatu said:


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Freddie Blassie in Cruise's corner and The Grand Wizard in Bieber's would be awesome. Just think of the promos.



How about Captain Lou?


Better known for his tag teams.
RE: RE: Times like this I really miss the old school pro wrestling managers.  
section125 : 6/10/2019 8:50 am : link
In comment 14467896 Jints in Carolina said:
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In comment 14467893 Klaatu said:


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Freddie Blassie in Cruise's corner and The Grand Wizard in Bieber's would be awesome. Just think of the promos.



How about Captain Lou?


Ha ha - was thinking exactly that - need a few rubber bands!
Captain Lou was the greatest  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 8:54 am : link
.
What about the Mouth of the South?  
Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 8:55 am : link
And the diabolical Mr. Fuji?
RE: What about the Mouth of the South?  
pjcas18 : 6/10/2019 8:57 am : link
In comment 14467915 Greg from LI said:
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And the diabolical Mr. Fuji?


all these guys are dead. every one of them (except maybe Jimmy Hart). just reminding myself of that.

Yes, Jimmy Hart is still alive  
Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 8:59 am : link
76 years young
RE: What about the Mouth of the South?  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 9:03 am : link
In comment 14467915 Greg from LI said:
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And the diabolical Mr. Fuji?


Salt in the face!
RE: Times like this I really miss the old school pro wrestling managers.  
barens : 6/10/2019 9:12 am : link
In comment 14467893 Klaatu said:
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Freddie Blassie in Cruise's corner and The Grand Wizard in Bieber's would be awesome. Just think of the promos.


You mean Bobby The Brain and Lou Albano?
Freddie Blassie would be perfect for Cruise.  
Klaatu : 6/10/2019 9:18 am : link
Who better to call Justin Bieber a "pencil-neck geek?"

The Grand Wizard, standing next to Bieber, would make him look a lot bigger than he is.
More than this who-gives-two-shits topic,  
Beezer : 6/10/2019 9:22 am : link
I'm entertained by you guys researching heights and weights. LOLLOL Classic.
Tom Cruise is 56  
Jay on the Island : 6/10/2019 9:24 am : link
Justin Bieber is 25.

I would still pick Cruise to kick Bieber's ass. I would love to hear the reasoning for Bieber issuing the challenge. My guess is that he is off the wagon.
Neither.  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 6/10/2019 9:24 am : link
.
Cruise has the weight on him.  
markky : 6/10/2019 9:28 am : link
But Bieber is young and probably faster.

I don't know if any of you guys are 56, but you do start to slow down. On the other hand you're not afraid of getting hurt because everything already hurts.

I'll go with Cruise. Please make this happen.
Tom Cruise is insane  
Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 9:28 am : link
I wouldn't want to fight him even at his age. Guy is likely to bite an ear off or something.
RE: Cruise has the weight on him.  
Beezer : 6/10/2019 9:33 am : link
In comment 14467967 markky said:
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But Bieber is young and probably faster.

I don't know if any of you guys are 56, but you do start to slow down. On the other hand you're not afraid of getting hurt because everything already hurts.

I'll go with Cruise. Please make this happen.


Age could factor, but a much larger factor - can Bieber even fight? Maybe he's some crazy martial artist, but I highly doubt it. Probably took some MMA classes and a few HGH injections and npw he thinks he's a bad ass.
..  
Named Later : 6/10/2019 9:33 am : link
Bieber couldn't beat Penelope Cruz. Tom would wipe the ring with that mop of hair Beeb's head.
Yeah thanks for the reminder  
section125 : 6/10/2019 9:34 am : link
of slowing down. I feel like I'm running in sand even when I jog. But even if Bieber were quicker, once Cruise got to him, he'd tear him apart. He's pretty thick and usually in great shape.
Do scientologists  
XBRONX : 6/10/2019 9:37 am : link
fight?
I'm 49 and moved my folks into their new place last week  
Jints in Carolina : 6/10/2019 9:37 am : link
As I was doing it I actually felt really good and loose. I impressed myself....then Saturday I hung pictures on the walls for them and I felt like someone had a knife in my back the whole time.
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Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 9:57 am : link
Bieber hangs out with Floyd Mayweather  
gtt350 : 6/10/2019 10:09 am : link
so not so fast
RE: .  
widmerseyebrow : 6/10/2019 10:16 am : link
In comment 14468000 Greg from LI said:
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Haha, I thought about this. Bieber must think he's invincible because he's beaten every guy he's paid.
Bieber is obviously mentally ill  
GiantJake : 6/10/2019 11:21 am : link
He's feeling saucy because he doing fight training now. I'm sure Dana White can set him up with a legit fight opponent, but he wants to challenge a 56 year old actor. Wow, what a tough guy.
When confronted  
Matt in SGS : 6/10/2019 11:24 am : link
to root for a winner in this battle, I choose the asteroid.
...  
Eric from BBI : Admin : 6/10/2019 11:29 am : link
Bieber trains with Floyd Mayweather  
90.Cal : 6/10/2019 12:38 pm : link
.... LOL
Cruise....  
jonnyess : 6/10/2019 1:02 pm : link
would punch him right in his hysterectomy scar and it would be ovarrr
Bieber's so tough......  
Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 1:10 pm : link
....that he had his bodyguards carry him up to the Great Wall of China.

RE: Bieber's so tough......  
pjcas18 : 6/10/2019 1:20 pm : link
In comment 14468228 Greg from LI said:
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....that he had his bodyguards carry him up to the Great Wall of China.



they were just celebrating Bieber beating Yao Ming in one on one hoops. You know, sort of how players on the Giants D carried Belichick off the field in 1987.

Lol at all the old guys comparing themselves to Cruise  
Zeke's Alibi : 6/10/2019 1:23 pm : link
Cruise is a fitness and diet freak. There is no way he isn't in better shape, stronger, crazier, tougher, and more trained (for various movie roles). There is no way Cruise doesn't mop the floor with Bieber.

Is this a joke from Bieber? I mean I could see him being that delusional.
RE: Tom Cruise is insane  
jnoble : 6/10/2019 2:04 pm : link
In comment 14467968 Greg from LI said:
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I wouldn't want to fight him even at his age. Guy is likely to bite an ear off or something.


I read Adam Carrola's book a few years ago and he mentioned having a house party in LA with a few celebs there and Tom Cruise showed up at the door with his mother(?) and acted totally weird. If I recall Adam's description of the event Tom Cruise was incapable of having a normal conversation with non-actors or famous people or just hanging out being cool
I can believe that  
Greg from LI : 6/10/2019 2:10 pm : link
Everything I've ever read or heard about Tom Cruise is that he's a deeply bizarre person whose interactions with other people are uniformly halting and awkward.
The question not being answered here  
Matt M. : 6/10/2019 7:10 pm : link
What was behind this challenge in the first place?
RE: The question not being answered here  
j_rud : 6/10/2019 7:16 pm : link
In comment 14468561 Matt M. said:
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What was behind this challenge in the first place?


Most likely cocaine and a crew of hangers on.
This is a fight where they  
LauderdaleMatty : 6/10/2019 9:01 pm : link
Should wear those blow up Sumo costumes. Highly doubt either could fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Itís bizarre. And as a comparison Henry Cavil trained one of strobe academies I go to a few times w some over our Black Belts. Letís just say Superman didnít do all that well.

And heís in great shape and twice the size of both of those guys
I think I read once that Cruise wrestled in high school  
Milton : 6/10/2019 9:48 pm : link
If he has wrestling skills to go with all his training I would think he would beat Bieber pretty easily.
RE: I think I read once that Cruise wrestled in high school  
PetesHereNow : 6/10/2019 10:28 pm : link
In comment 14468696 Milton said:
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If he has wrestling skills to go with all his training I would think he would beat Bieber pretty easily.


My uncle wrestled Cruise in high school. So yeah, Iíd pick Cruise in this one.
cruise does alot of his own stunts  
GMAN4LIFE : 6/11/2019 12:10 pm : link
cruise by a mile
RE: I can believe that  
FatMan in Charlotte : 6/11/2019 12:23 pm : link
In comment 14468285 Greg from LI said:
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Everything I've ever read or heard about Tom Cruise is that he's a deeply bizarre person whose interactions with other people are uniformly halting and awkward.


I think that is an offshoot from Scientology. One of my good friends at Bucknell sister dated him in High school in Jersey. Said he was normal. Came from a divorced family and used to go to HS parties and was well liked even though he didn't grow up in the area. Was a really good wrestler and football player. He apparently got suspended from school for drinking during football season so he starred in the school play instead.

The sister kept in touch with him until the late 80's. Apparently he was banging Rebecca Demornay during Risky Business and he'd drunk dial the old girlfriend and talk about the mistakes he was making. She never heard from him again once he entered Scientology. She reached out to him a few times and never heard anything.
Cruise seems like a wirey and intense type  
Sneakers O'toole : 6/11/2019 12:35 pm : link
Bieber seems like he has a lot of bitch in him. Even with the age disadvantage, my money goes on Cruise.
When we went..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 6/11/2019 12:39 pm : link
to the sister's wedding, somebody put a "Thomas Mapother" name tag in with all the other ones. A few people were convinced he was showing up!
Is there any chance that Bieber and Cruise go at it in the same manner  
Anakim : 6/11/2019 1:29 pm : link
that Sacha Baron Cohen and his Austrian friend did in 'Bruno'?
Oh, I have no doubt that Scientology plays a big part  
Greg from LI : 6/11/2019 1:56 pm : link
What I always wonder, though, is if there are certain traits people have that make them fall into a cult like that.
I think he'd be a little nutty  
Sneakers O'toole : 6/11/2019 2:04 pm : link
even if he'd never heard of Scientology.
I'm not going to lie  
Sneakers O'toole : 6/11/2019 2:06 pm : link
I would watch this fight. I would drink, and laugh my ass off
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