So absolutely NOTHING but stay off your feet, ice your sack, and DO NOTHING ELSE for three days minimum. NO STAIRS FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN TO ESCAPE IMMINENT DEATH.
Procedure, itself was so quick...that I did not think it was done.
This, procedure doesn’t hurt at all and is quick. Definitely ice as much as they tell you and stay resting for like two days. I actually used bags of frozen peas wrapped in a light towel instead of ice, more comfortable. It took about 2 weeks before I felt 100%, but I wasn’t in a lot of pain after day 3 or 4.
I need a Xanax to get a filling at the dentist. No way I’d ever let anyone near my sack with a scalpel. But good for you man, the planet’s way overcrowded.
Odd thing though. My doctor puts his patients under. I'm not sure if it's a full blown anesthesia or the twilight one, but he prefers to put his patients to sleep. So I guess I will not be aware of what they do.
* Some minor soreness
* Rest for 3 days
* You will need to provide one or more "samples" to make sure it worked. It takes a while to get all the swimmers through the system, so I was told to be "active" quite a lot before providing the samples, post recovery.
* The peace of mind afterwards. Everything is a lot more fun when you don't need to worry.
worst is the smell of burning flesh. You won't forget that odor for many years.
The recovery isn't that bad. I got it done on a Friday, spent that afternoon and night watching sports on the couch icing as much as I could, and did the same Saturday and Sunday.
Monday I went to work and played in a baseball game that night. I was playing 2B and made a few plays in the field and had a couple of hits. Not even really any soreness.
Wife took me home and went to get our then three year old twins (2003 or so) She came back with them, a sheet pizza, two dozen wings, case of beer, a couple war movies and some new video games and announced she was taking the kids to her family’s cottage for the weekend. I was fully stocked and just enjoyed my weekend.
Odd thing though. My doctor puts his patients under. I'm not sure if it's a full blown anesthesia or the twilight one, but he prefers to put his patients to sleep. So I guess I will not be aware of what they do.
That is odd in my opinion. I think most docs use a local anesthetic, it is not a painful procedure at all. My doctor is apparently the “best” in Detroit, he’s in his 70’s. He was like alright man, let’s get this done. Mind if I put on Apple Music while I do this? Nothing like having someone operating on your sack while listening to Ed Sheehan and Michael Buble.
Just make sure your insurance isn't going to try to nail you for an unnecessary $1600 anesthesiology charge like mine did.
the worst part of the whole experience was a month later when I had to deliver a cup of my own semen to the doctor's office. That's kind of an awkward feeling.
Costs a lot less than a vasectomy and condoms and is a hell of a lot more fun.
I would 100% disagree... That fucking method ending up being 3 hours, started to really hurt, ended up havinga pain killing shot injected, hit a nerve and made my left just drop.. After all that bullshit, went back and found it failed. Had to have a second vasectomy, this time in the hospital...
Costs a lot less than a vasectomy and condoms and is a hell of a lot more fun.
I would 100% disagree... That fucking method ending up being 3 hours, started to really hurt, ended up havinga pain killing shot injected, hit a nerve and made my left just drop.. After all that bullshit, went back and found it failed. Had to have a second vasectomy, this time in the hospital...
thats the biggest piece of advice i can give. You will feel ok, my dad stacked a cord of wood the day after and he was carrying grapefruits for week because of it.
My procedure was done by a Dr called Dr Stopp he was kind of a legend around here. He did my fathers and mine
...in a room with a couple of nurses and doc sticking me with pointy things in the balls, wasn't kinky, but I know full well my penis is NOT obedient and that would've been embarrassing. It didn't happen though.
Anyone else get that?
One time, I had a little lump, so I went for a testicular ultrasound. They put me in a warm, dimly lit room, on my back and the tech is a beautiful 20'something. WTF? 90% of the female medical professionals I deal with aren't attractive, but great, here we go. She uses WARMED LUBE. This was a challenge. Think of anything completely un-sexual. Defiinitely dangerous waters. Worse? She's unsure of something she's seeing so she goes to get her supervisor - EQUALLY attractive young lady. Now I'm Gallahad in Castle Anthrax.
Somehow I held it together, but I felt like I was being tested. Warmed lube, WTF?
When I got mine, the doctor said not to pick up anything heavier than a Sunday Paper. Well, my son was 18 months old at the time and wanted me to pick him up. Couldn't say no, so I did. Felt a twinge, no big deal. Until my nuts swelled up. Lots of ice after that, including surreptitiously icing my nuts at work in my cube.
Procedure, itself was so quick...that I did not think it was done.
"I'm even more potent now"
For the unlucky 2%.
As three word put offs go its quite a good one.
The rest is cake.
You're welcome.
Ask the doc to throw in some enhancement surgery for a package price!
Procedure, itself was so quick...that I did not think it was done.
This, procedure doesn’t hurt at all and is quick. Definitely ice as much as they tell you and stay resting for like two days. I actually used bags of frozen peas wrapped in a light towel instead of ice, more comfortable. It took about 2 weeks before I felt 100%, but I wasn’t in a lot of pain after day 3 or 4.
HOWEVER, the first time you bust a nut after the surgery, it's going to feel REALLY WEIRD. At least that was my experience.
Genius. I’m a very long way from this but stealing this move if it is necessary
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I’m done having kids I will make my appointment Wednesday opening week of March madness.
Genius. I’m a very long way from this but stealing this move if it is necessary
Better book it more than a year in advance.
Ice packs for a few hours and I was shoveling snow that evening.
You can expect no more children!
The rest is cake.
You're welcome.
Pro-Tip: Have some courtesy and trim your hirsute balls beforehand. The nurse doesn't want to revisit the shaggy 70's.
* Rest for 3 days
* You will need to provide one or more "samples" to make sure it worked. It takes a while to get all the swimmers through the system, so I was told to be "active" quite a lot before providing the samples, post recovery.
* The peace of mind afterwards. Everything is a lot more fun when you don't need to worry.
The recovery isn't that bad. I got it done on a Friday, spent that afternoon and night watching sports on the couch icing as much as I could, and did the same Saturday and Sunday.
Monday I went to work and played in a baseball game that night. I was playing 2B and made a few plays in the field and had a couple of hits. Not even really any soreness.
Depending on how cute the nurse is will make a difference
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... On the fact that there will be a nurse lathering up your balls and shaving them for you.
The rest is cake.
You're welcome.
Pro-Tip: Have some courtesy and trim your hirsute balls beforehand. The nurse doesn't want to revisit the shaggy 70's.
No way, you're giving away the only good part.
Grow that ish out!
That is odd in my opinion. I think most docs use a local anesthetic, it is not a painful procedure at all. My doctor is apparently the “best” in Detroit, he’s in his 70’s. He was like alright man, let’s get this done. Mind if I put on Apple Music while I do this? Nothing like having someone operating on your sack while listening to Ed Sheehan and Michael Buble.
the worst part of the whole experience was a month later when I had to deliver a cup of my own semen to the doctor's office. That's kind of an awkward feeling.
I spit out my coffee.
I would 100% disagree... That fucking method ending up being 3 hours, started to really hurt, ended up havinga pain killing shot injected, hit a nerve and made my left just drop.. After all that bullshit, went back and found it failed. Had to have a second vasectomy, this time in the hospital...
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Costs a lot less than a vasectomy and condoms and is a hell of a lot more fun.
I would 100% disagree... That fucking method ending up being 3 hours, started to really hurt, ended up havinga pain killing shot injected, hit a nerve and made my left just drop.. After all that bullshit, went back and found it failed. Had to have a second vasectomy, this time in the hospital...
Left foot drop
According to the guy who did mine, soreness is largely dependent on how easy it is to grab the vas deferens. Not all of them are convenient to grab.
That, and don't be stupid about resting. Not everyone needs the same amount, but better to err on the side of caution.
It amazes me how many guys are afraid to get one. They can't all have an aversion to needles and scalpels.
Seriously though - the only long terms effects I have are occasional itchiness at the scar sites.
Never having to use birth control again? +100
My procedure was done by a Dr called Dr Stopp he was kind of a legend around here. He did my fathers and mine
Anyone else get that?
One time, I had a little lump, so I went for a testicular ultrasound. They put me in a warm, dimly lit room, on my back and the tech is a beautiful 20'something. WTF? 90% of the female medical professionals I deal with aren't attractive, but great, here we go. She uses WARMED LUBE. This was a challenge. Think of anything completely un-sexual. Defiinitely dangerous waters. Worse? She's unsure of something she's seeing so she goes to get her supervisor - EQUALLY attractive young lady. Now I'm Gallahad in Castle Anthrax.
Somehow I held it together, but I felt like I was being tested. Warmed lube, WTF?
So try not to pick up anything heavy for a bit.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.