Continuing with the recent movie thread.
I'll start. Peter Jacksons King Kong. About 1 hour into the movie someone blurted out "Where the fuck is the monkey?"
I left at hour #3. If you can't finish a movie in under 3 hours, I'm gone. Plus that movie sucked.
After a few minutes of "Amy" I didn't see any way the movie could be salvaged.
the wives picked the movie.
after about 20 minutes of awful dialog and ridiculous plot I faked a stomach ailment and went to the lobby to play video games. Hung out there for about an hour.
then went back to my seat for 15-20 min and said "uh-oh, stomach issue again" and spent the rest of the evening playing video games and people watching.
Otherwise i rarely go to the movies.
i just caught it on cable, i couldnt finish it either
Walked out, movie across the hall was just filing in. Walked in, knowing nothing about DEAD CALM.
So, thank you, shitty Road House for getting me to watch Dead Calm!
Eraserhead. EPIC.
Big Lebowski. I don't understand. How could someone NOT love that? At least John Goodman!
Little Shop of Horrors - a classic, c'mon - FEED ME!
Rocky Horror? LOL, repressed sexual issues anyone?
Pulp Fiction??? Someone WALKED OUT of Pulp Fiction? It's in my top-3 all time. What is WRONG with you?!
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I could not handle that truth.
I am doomed to hell. I am not watching a film about that fact.
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Me too. I walked out. Still can't watch it.
Of course, they watched it 10,000x once it came out on video lol
If I ever had to see that movie in the movie theater I might have faked a heart attack like Doug Heffernan in King of Queens did because he forgot one of his wife's co-workers names.
I actually saw that in the theater, but didn't walk out. I was on a date and my date had chosen it, so no matter how putrid it was, I was compelled to sit there with her until the very end.
Fear Dot Com was the one time I did walk out. I would have walked out of Suspect Zero but I fell asleep during it.
I came very close to walking out on Action Park (thought it was going to be Jackass not an actual story)
I would have included this movie, but I was young when it came out and my friends bother worked as an usher at the theater so we got in free and really just want to hang out with the rest of the hoodlums outside the theater in the plaza.
but we did go in for the start of the movie and didn't last long, just an awful, awful movie.
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seemed like a can't miss blend of sci-fi plot about time shifting. Tom Cruise doesn't make bad movies, right!? Yes he does... YES he does.
Wow. I love Edge of Tomorrow. It's one of those movies I get stuck re-watching every time it's on. One of us has bad taste. Probably me.
Very possibly. There are bad movies, we all have seen them, and then there is Leonard Part 6. It's almost like they couldn't make a movie that bad if they were trying to make a movie that bad. And it's not even in the category of so bad it's good like the previously mentioned Roadhouse. It's just awful.
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I should have walked out on English Patient, but stuck it out as I thought it couldn't really be that bad.
If I ever had to see that movie in the movie theater I might have faked a heart attack like Doug Heffernan in King of Queens did because he forgot one of his wife's co-workers names.
Great episode of King Of Queens. Can't remember Carrie's coworkers name so he just collapses and fakes a heart attack! Brilliant
Didn't see it in the movies, but would agree it was atrocious. It was so bad I kept watching it thinking "something must happen to make this interesting!" It never did. It started off uninteresting and never deviated from that.
Between that and Suburbicon, I feel like Matt Damon owes me some money. Those movies are both abominations.
Jack and Jill would like to have a word with you.
Man, there are some strong contenders for that title, though. Jack and Jill, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Grown Ups....
Haha, completely different take for me. I loved it. One of his best movies, IMO.
Same, I don’t really see the point. The thought of someone hating a movie so much that they would get upset and leave is funny to me.
I love this movie, but it doesn't surprise me that some hate it.
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Same, I don’t really see the point. The thought of someone hating a movie so much that they would get upset and leave is funny to me.
the thought of someone sitting through two or more hours of shitty entertainment just because they paid for it is funny to me.
I haven't been to a movie since in over 10 years or more, but if a movie is bad enough, there is no getting upset - not sure if people say they are upset, especially (and only) if others agree with me, I have no issue walking out and doing something more worthwhile with my valuable time.
Great movie, but Christ, that scene was brutal.
Little Nicky is something I’d probably walk out on but only if someone tricked me into going in the first place. It isn’t something I’d ever pay for.
Awful movies are completely avoidable.
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worst sandler movie ever
Jack and Jill would like to have a word with you.
He made a ton of horrible crappy movies after BM, HG, and Waterboy, the high water mark of western cinema.
I've never walked out, but was tempted to by the rave scene in Matrix 2, the stoopidest scene in film history. I began rooting for the robots.
YES! Finally someone who agrees with me about the Matrix series.
The special effects were cool in the first one (less so when they were repeated in the sequels, only more exaggerated) but the plot of those movies was always ludicrous.
Little Nicky is something I’d probably walk out on but only if someone tricked me into going in the first place. It isn’t something I’d ever pay for.
Awful movies are completely avoidable.
I don't think everyone is as selective as you I guess. How many replies to this thread? Over 60 people in a couple hours listed movies they walked out of. I did not actually walk out per se, but I saw a shitty movie and I posted the reasons.
Also, during high school I worked as an usher at a movie theater and it was a long time ago with less access to information before going, but people walked out - and got a refund if they did so in the first 30 min.
it probably still happens now.
what a shit show.
We didn't walk out of that one, but a bunch of people did.
I never made the decision on my own.
We didn't walk out of that one, but a bunch of people did.
Oh Greg... all you had to do is look at the trailer... I wouldn't have gone anywhere near that. They probably use that movie for torture in some countries.
What the fuck?
An absolute cure for insomnia.
Spoiler Alert for those of us that haven't seen it yet????
An absolute cure for insomnia.
My dad would have you beat. He took us kids to see Chariots of Fire. We were asleep in 10 minutes.
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
An absolute cure for insomnia.
My dad would have you beat. He took us kids to see Chariots of Fire. We were asleep in 10 minutes.
Okay, but how old were you and your siblings? That's an adult movie. A slow movie - true - but a terrific story.
Worst two hours of my life...
WTH, Fury Road will be revered and remembered for a long time. IMO as perfect a film as can be made, no fat in that movie at all. Alot of those stunts were friggen real.
No. Even to a 10-year old, that thing looked creepy as hell.
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
An absolute cure for insomnia.
My dad would have you beat. He took us kids to see Chariots of Fire. We were asleep in 10 minutes.
Okay, but how old were you and your siblings? That's an adult movie. A slow movie - true - but a terrific story.
I'm the youngest of my siblings and I would have been 9 in '81.
I didn't watch "The Happening" with Mark Wahlberg in the theater but would have walked on that one.
which one?
good news, there's a remake.
Fuck me that was terrible. I lasted 20 minutes. I was dozing at 10 minutes.
Fuck me that was terrible. I lasted 20 minutes. I was dozing at 10 minutes.
I haven't seen that movie yet, but when I saw the trailer and heard it wasn't Elton singing, I lost interest.
I haven't seen that movie yet, but when I saw the trailer and heard it wasn't Elton singing, I lost interest.
Yeah. I missed that part before I saw it. Could have saved 20 minutes of my life if I had. High budget American Idol horseshit.
I let a buddy drag me to that, and wish I’d walked out
Battlefield Earth
Wife wanted to see it because of Travolta and she was done after 15 minutes.
Earth Girls are Easy
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Earth Girls are Easy was just awful, and I couldnt keep myself awake during Sex Lines and Videotape.
I didnt have a problem with the Russian Roulette scene. What I did have a problem with was that LONG LONG LONG wedding scene! I seem to remember that that thing went on forever! Ive been to shorter actual weddings. I havent watched that movie in years, but if I ever see it again, pretty clear where ill be hitting the fast forward button.
We didn't walk out of that one, but a bunch of people did.
I had a roommate back in my military days whose favorite movies were Howard the Duck and Spaceballs. Seriously.....and Im talking all time here....no Godfather, Jaws, ANYTHING ELSE...we used to ride him about that fact all the time but he stuck to his guns, just loved both of them.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
Rocky Horror? LOL, repressed sexual issues anyone?
Ha. What does this even mean? Never thought of seeing that movie, all I know is it is a musical and the songs I do know that come from that movie are annoying as hell.
Anyone who didn't like it cannot get a boner or something?
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
An absolute cure for insomnia.
My dad would have you beat. He took us kids to see Chariots of Fire. We were asleep in 10 minutes.
I always enjoy Chariots of Fire...good actual story
The Big Lebowski is actually a brilliant reimagining of Raymond Chandler's seminal novel The Big Sleep.
If you did not enjoy it, then I would suggest checking out Turner Classic Movies. I think they have an Errol Flynn marathon coming up soon. Did you know he was actually an expert fencer in real life?
We walked out about 15 minutes into the movie when Will Smith looks at an Alien and says something like "You look like you from the planet damn."
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I haven't seen that movie yet, but when I saw the trailer and heard it wasn't Elton singing, I lost interest.
Yeah. I missed that part before I saw it. Could have saved 20 minutes of my life if I had. High budget American Idol horseshit.
Watched it last night. The actor looks a lot like Elton circa 1973-ish. But the his voice is awful. Cringe-worthy.
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Rocky Horror? LOL, repressed sexual issues anyone?
Ha. What does this even mean? Never thought of seeing that movie, all I know is it is a musical and the songs I do know that come from that movie are annoying as hell.
Anyone who didn't like it cannot get a boner or something?
Why would someone literally walk out? Flick is a pisser, and if you've got a good, active crowd, a unique and fun experience.
Five Easy Pieces.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
Walked out of District 8 for an emergency, then went to a later showing to see the end. I probably shouldn't have gone back.
Took a date to Starship Troopers. What a mistake that was. I had loved the book, which is why we went, but the movie was complete crap. A waste of time.
The other was taking my dad to see League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Again garbage that push the suspension of disbelief too far. Another completely awful movie.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
I love that scene. FREEEEEEYYYYDUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!
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there was nothing left to see.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
I'm sorry. Tearing Mel Gibson in two is high comedy.
I love that scene. FREEEEEEYYYYDUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!
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really?
Really to which one?
Up in the Air was well-done and the acting was great, those are my two favorite actresses but the plot just didn't interest me at all. I left and went into another movie.
Bridesmaids, I do not remember much of the movie at all to be honest. I went with a group and then I think I just left for another movie that was pretty bad but I was just glad I was out of there. If I remember correctly a bunch of women getting ready for a wedding in a train like fashion is not in my wheelhouse. Sorry.
I am also not the biggest fan of Melissa McCarthy. Holy shit, I cannot stand her. The more outlandish she acts the more she sucks.
She's good, in fairly limited doses in specific roles.
Bridesmaids might've been that movie where McCarthy was the over-the-top character where I said "welp, I'm out of here!"