Continuing with the recent movie thread.
I'll start. Peter Jacksons King Kong. About 1 hour into the movie someone blurted out "Where the fuck is the monkey?"
I left at hour #3. If you can't finish a movie in under 3 hours, I'm gone. Plus that movie sucked.
I let a buddy drag me to that, and wish I’d walked out
Battlefield Earth
Wife wanted to see it because of Travolta and she was done after 15 minutes.
Earth Girls are Easy
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Earth Girls are Easy was just awful, and I couldnt keep myself awake during Sex Lines and Videotape.
I didnt have a problem with the Russian Roulette scene. What I did have a problem with was that LONG LONG LONG wedding scene! I seem to remember that that thing went on forever! Ive been to shorter actual weddings. I havent watched that movie in years, but if I ever see it again, pretty clear where ill be hitting the fast forward button.
We didn't walk out of that one, but a bunch of people did.
I had a roommate back in my military days whose favorite movies were Howard the Duck and Spaceballs. Seriously.....and Im talking all time here....no Godfather, Jaws, ANYTHING ELSE...we used to ride him about that fact all the time but he stuck to his guns, just loved both of them.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
Rocky Horror? LOL, repressed sexual issues anyone?
Ha. What does this even mean? Never thought of seeing that movie, all I know is it is a musical and the songs I do know that come from that movie are annoying as hell.
Anyone who didn't like it cannot get a boner or something?
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
An absolute cure for insomnia.
My dad would have you beat. He took us kids to see Chariots of Fire. We were asleep in 10 minutes.
I always enjoy Chariots of Fire...good actual story
The Big Lebowski is actually a brilliant reimagining of Raymond Chandler's seminal novel The Big Sleep.
If you did not enjoy it, then I would suggest checking out Turner Classic Movies. I think they have an Errol Flynn marathon coming up soon. Did you know he was actually an expert fencer in real life?
We walked out about 15 minutes into the movie when Will Smith looks at an Alien and says something like "You look like you from the planet damn."
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I haven't seen that movie yet, but when I saw the trailer and heard it wasn't Elton singing, I lost interest.
Yeah. I missed that part before I saw it. Could have saved 20 minutes of my life if I had. High budget American Idol horseshit.
Watched it last night. The actor looks a lot like Elton circa 1973-ish. But the his voice is awful. Cringe-worthy.
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Rocky Horror? LOL, repressed sexual issues anyone?
Ha. What does this even mean? Never thought of seeing that movie, all I know is it is a musical and the songs I do know that come from that movie are annoying as hell.
Anyone who didn't like it cannot get a boner or something?
Why would someone literally walk out? Flick is a pisser, and if you've got a good, active crowd, a unique and fun experience.
Five Easy Pieces.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
Walked out of District 8 for an emergency, then went to a later showing to see the end. I probably shouldn't have gone back.
Took a date to Starship Troopers. What a mistake that was. I had loved the book, which is why we went, but the movie was complete crap. A waste of time.
The other was taking my dad to see League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Again garbage that push the suspension of disbelief too far. Another completely awful movie.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
I love that scene. FREEEEEEYYYYDUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!
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there was nothing left to see.
With Braveheart, when I saw it originally in the movies, I did see a few people leave when they started torturing him to death near the end. The entire tone of the movie changed at that point. Instead of draw and quarter, it should have been draw and Bitcoin.
I'm sorry. Tearing Mel Gibson in two is high comedy.
I love that scene. FREEEEEEYYYYDUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!
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really?
Really to which one?
Up in the Air was well-done and the acting was great, those are my two favorite actresses but the plot just didn't interest me at all. I left and went into another movie.
Bridesmaids, I do not remember much of the movie at all to be honest. I went with a group and then I think I just left for another movie that was pretty bad but I was just glad I was out of there. If I remember correctly a bunch of women getting ready for a wedding in a train like fashion is not in my wheelhouse. Sorry.
I am also not the biggest fan of Melissa McCarthy. Holy shit, I cannot stand her. The more outlandish she acts the more she sucks.
She's good, in fairly limited doses in specific roles.
Bridesmaids might've been that movie where McCarthy was the over-the-top character where I said "welp, I'm out of here!"