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A Nightmare beyond comprehension

Tark10 : 8/12/2019 6:55 pm
Eli becomes a Cowboy with Coughlin as coach and Parcells as G.M. There isn't enough alcohol on the face of the earth to accept that...
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arcarsenal : 8/12/2019 6:56 pm : link
Why would you even bring life to such a gross and virtually impossible thought?
a 73 plus year old  
pjcas18 : 8/12/2019 6:57 pm : link
coach, a 78 plus year old GM and a 39 plus year old QB.

I'll take my chances. I hope they all sign long-term contracts.
That's..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 8/12/2019 6:58 pm : link
not a nightmare, it is a pipedream rolled up in a fantasy
Please make it stop...  
LarmerTJR : 8/12/2019 6:58 pm : link
These treads....

“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”
RE: That's..  
EricJ : 8/12/2019 7:01 pm : link
In comment 14528314 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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not a nightmare, it is a pipedream rolled up in a fantasy


Exactly!
RE: That's..  
Zeke's Alibi : 8/12/2019 7:12 pm : link
In comment 14528314 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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not a nightmare, it is a pipedream rolled up in a fantasy


Lol.
K  
Ryan : 8/12/2019 7:13 pm : link
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RE: a 73 plus year old  
Jay in Toronto : 8/12/2019 7:13 pm : link
In comment 14528312 pjcas18 said:
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coach, a 78 plus year old GM and a 39 plus year old QB.

I'll take my chances. I hope they all sign long-term contracts.


That's funny!! (Even though I'm closer to those ages than most on BBI).

Tark  
Emil : 8/12/2019 7:27 pm : link
You shut your mouth
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Eric from BBI : Admin : 8/12/2019 7:29 pm : link
In comment 14528314 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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not a nightmare, it is a pipedream rolled up in a fantasy


LOL...
Beyond the ridiculousness of it, I don't see it as a nightmare.  
Mad Mike : 8/12/2019 7:39 pm : link
I'd like to see Eli retire as a Giant, preferable this winter after a respectable final campaign. I'd rather not see him play elsewhere, and I certainly wouldn't enjoy seeing him do well for a rival team. But I think it's pretty unlikely he's a particularly productive player in 2020, especially for the salary he'd obviously require, so if Dallas wants to waste money on him, well, so be it. Not saying I'm hoping to see him go somewhere else and stink, but seeing Dallas chase glory with a former Giant, and fail... that's pretty far from a nightmare for me.
RE: a 73 plus year old  
joeinpa : 8/12/2019 8:53 pm : link
In comment 14528312 pjcas18 said:
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coach, a 78 plus year old GM and a 39 plus year old QB.

I'll take my chances. I hope they all sign long-term contracts.


Now that is funny👍
If we are talking fantasy  
Thegratefulhead : 8/13/2019 12:19 am : link
I would rather think about walking in Rihanna and Kay Adams going at it and them begging me to join.
Parcells is 78 yrs old,  
Section331 : 8/13/2019 8:27 am : link
and has been out of football for the better part of a decade. TC is 73, and hasn't roamed the sidelines in 5 years. Eli is on his last legs as a player. Even Jerry Jones isn't that stupid.
RE: Parcells is 78 yrs old,  
jvm52106 : 8/13/2019 8:41 am : link
In comment 14528726 Section331 said:
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and has been out of football for the better part of a decade. TC is 73, and hasn't roamed the sidelines in 5 years. Eli is on his last legs as a player. Even Jerry Jones isn't that stupid.


Now, Daniel Snyder on the other hand...
RE: That's..  
Cap'n Bluebeard : 8/13/2019 9:39 am : link
In comment 14528314 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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not a nightmare, it is a pipedream rolled up in a fantasy


Might as well throw in LT coming out of retirement to literally break Daniel Jones in half and Al Bundy running for 4TDs as a Dallas Cowboy.
RE: Please make it stop...  
Harvest Blend : 8/13/2019 9:44 am : link
In comment 14528315 LarmerTJR said:
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These treads....

“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”


lol.
The only thing that would suck about that  
MetsAreBack : 8/14/2019 12:42 pm : link
Is it means they decided not to pay a slightly above average QB $35 million per year against their cap
Is this a real conversation?  
buster : 8/24/2019 8:03 pm : link
Been out of the country for awhile..

Why is anyone here paying attention to to this Nightmare bit..
I actually think it might be a sound basis for a funny football movie.

Now if they could only get Rex Ryan in the mix...

The scene with his wife getting her feet worshiped by Rex,,would knock the roof off....
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