NFT: Caption Contest

Still plenty of time to work on my summer tan.

bceagle05 : 8/14/2019 12:10 pm : link

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Camp was more exciting with OBJ

giants#1 : 8/14/2019 12:11 pm : link

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Dean Elias is about to

jvm52106 : 8/14/2019 12:11 pm : link

yell at Coach Gennero..

Coach Rig : Not much of a crowd.

Coach Gennero : Well, at least we have the home field advantage.

Coach Rig : The Alamo was the home field.

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Danny Kanell : 8/14/2019 12:13 pm : link

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When a thunderstorm comes up, I can feel it inside. When lightning comes down, I can feel it wanting to come to me. Grandma said it was God. She said the white fire was God. Do you believe in God, Sheriff? That it was God who took my mother?

If I am standing here alone and fart.............

GiantBlue : 8/14/2019 12:20 pm : link

oh yeah....not good........Must of been the pastrami at lunch!

This sure beats NFL Owner Meetings

ghost718 : 8/14/2019 12:25 pm : link

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*Skips leg day

FranknWeezer : 8/14/2019 12:26 pm : link

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Why do those tools over at BBI always say

figgy2989 : 8/14/2019 12:26 pm : link

Jints Central? Don't then know it really hurts my feelings?

Is it me, or has Mr. Mara really aged in recent years?

NYGmen58 : 8/14/2019 12:33 pm : link

It seems like yesterday he was known as the "geeky" son of Wellington fresh out of law school.

RE: Is it me, or has Mr. Mara really aged in recent years?

figgy2989 : 8/14/2019 12:34 pm : link

In comment 14530164 NYGmen58 said:

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It seems like yesterday he was known as the "geeky" son of Wellington fresh out of law school.

The guy is 64 years old.

I hope my shirts baggy enough

eli4life : 8/14/2019 12:36 pm : link

I�m starting to get manboobs

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Klaatu : 8/14/2019 12:40 pm : link

Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

BBI

gapofstrahan : 8/14/2019 12:42 pm : link

better not make this a caption contest.

RE: Is it me, or has Mr. Mara really aged in recent years?

ron mexico : 8/14/2019 12:43 pm : link

In comment 14530164 NYGmen58 said:

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It seems like yesterday he was known as the "geeky" son of Wellington fresh out of law school.

Yup. He keeps putting on weight he will be the spitting image of Wellington.

Statler checks out Giants camp while Waldorf heads to Florham Park

j_rud : 8/14/2019 12:46 pm : link

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10 minutes early AGAIN

mattlawson : 8/14/2019 1:00 pm : link

Fucking Coughlin time!

Mr Mara looks like Mr Burns

90.Cal : 8/14/2019 1:01 pm : link

A little bit

Beavis

pjcas18 : 8/14/2019 1:04 pm : link

now a Giants fan, thinks contemplatively about when he and butt-head were just MTV animated series characters getting their start.

I did nothing to get this job

WideRight : 8/14/2019 1:15 pm : link

gotta look the part

"I want....

Giantophile : 8/14/2019 1:24 pm : link

a hamburger...no a CHEESEburger....I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...."

The guy owns the team, can he please get a hat that fits.

RDJR : 8/14/2019 1:30 pm : link

It�s the new training camp hat, but looks like he�s had it for ten years.

Yessssssss...

BamaBlue : 8/14/2019 1:37 pm : link

a photographer! Sooooo glad I got the fashion advice on BBI that Cargo Shorts are out.

"Nobody has been more disappointed than I have

jcn56 : 8/14/2019 1:42 pm : link

in the performance of these shorts"

RE:

ron mexico : 8/14/2019 1:44 pm : link

In comment 14530261 jcn56 said:

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in the performance of these shorts"

this one got a hearty chuckle from me

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Danny Kanell : 8/14/2019 1:46 pm : link

In comment 14530261 jcn56 said:

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in the performance of these shorts"

I think we have a winner.

Not a caption,

Giantfan in skinland : 8/14/2019 1:50 pm : link

but all I see when I look at him is....

Thanks, Dad

George from PA : 8/14/2019 2:11 pm : link

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Rich dude walks

Pete in MD : 8/14/2019 2:17 pm : link

up to the tee box and realizes he forgot to bring a club. He tries to play it off like he was just "checking the wind before deciding what to hit."

"to whomever made the 'no kahkis rule'

idiotsavant : 8/14/2019 4:24 pm : link

"suck it, I own the team, and Daniel Jones kicks ASS, you idiot"

I told them to hang on

Mike from Ohio : 8/14/2019 4:27 pm : link

to Jerrel Jernigan! The guy could play! But does anybody listen to me? Noooooo...

Giant fan in skinland...you are amazing

BCD : 8/14/2019 5:06 pm : link

1st thing came to my mind was chicken little...wow

Looks to me he is thinking -

section125 : 8/14/2019 5:23 pm : link

Do I go the Wendy's for a double with cheese or Chick-fil-A for the ten piece tenders meal?

Acorn

arniefez : 8/14/2019 5:24 pm : link

did not fall far from the tree

I used to be full of piss and vinegar

Coach Red Beaulieu : 8/14/2019 6:08 pm : link

Now I'm just full of vinegar.

"Hmmm wonder if these dorky fans are buying all this?..

micky : 8/14/2019 6:51 pm : link

Wait? Is my fly down?"

Mara auditioning

TJ : 8/14/2019 6:58 pm : link

for Dale Gribble role in live action remake of King of the Hill

I can�t believe Shurmur puts ketchup on his hot dogs

steve in ky : 8/14/2019 7:38 pm : link

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Guess which pocket.....

thrunthrublue : 8/14/2019 7:44 pm : link

I keep my silver spoon in!

I thought Mr. Mackey was a Bronco's Fan

GiantsUA : 8/14/2019 9:22 pm : link

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My short pants

Coach Red Beaulieu : 8/14/2019 9:25 pm : link

Need a cultural change.

Ha

crick n NC : 8/14/2019 10:56 pm : link

This has the potential to be a bbi caption contest
Bested!

Jesus Christ...

bw in dc : 8/14/2019 11:14 pm : link

Ernie. Just shut the f-ck up with the stories. I'm f-cking starving...

RE: Jesus Christ...

crick n NC : 8/14/2019 11:22 pm : link

In comment 14530726 bw in dc said:

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Ernie. Just shut the f-ck up with the stories. I'm f-cking starving...

Why dismiss the "u"?
I usually dismiss the "c"

Just wait until I give Eli a bigger

Junior22 : 8/15/2019 12:00 am : link

deal than Dak is getting from Jerry Jones. That will show em

Since the day I was born, I should have been a farmer

Jimmy Googs : 8/15/2019 12:15 pm : link

I love chickens and pigs and ducks...

RE: Why do those tools over at BBI always say

Jimmy Googs : 8/15/2019 12:16 pm : link

In comment 14530161 figgy2989 said:

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Jints Central? Don't then know it really hurts my feelings?

that was funny as hell...

I remember Eric saying

fkap : 8/15/2019 12:30 pm : link

It would take Dad dying to get this team turned around. Worked then. C'mere Chris, wanna draw straws for the honor this time?

Fuck you BBI

Canton : 8/15/2019 12:31 pm : link

Fuck all of YOU.

I hope nobody mentions me in that thread about

Jimmy Googs : 8/15/2019 12:33 pm : link

what was "The worst Management Giants move"...

Ramses Barden could help... god he had a good game against

GMAN4LIFE : 8/15/2019 1:02 pm : link

the Panthers

Pocket Pool - Guess which side its on now?

PatersonPlank : 8/15/2019 8:32 pm : link

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