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NFT: Name something unique about yourself

montanagiant : 8/15/2019 7:32 pm
(No dick jokes)

Been married twice, each time to an Identical twin (from different sets).
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I have the ability  
sshin05 : 8/16/2019 11:41 am : link
to clap obscenely loud. So much so that when I'm in the audience and people are all clapping, those around me stop to look at me.
RE: I have the ability  
Greg from LI : 8/16/2019 11:44 am : link
In comment 14532071 sshin05 said:
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to clap obscenely loud. So much so that when I'm in the audience and people are all clapping, those around me stop to look at me.


I do too. It pisses my wife off something fierce when we're at some event where people are golf clapping and I am drowning them out with my clapping.
RE: Mine is something Iíve stated  
Amtoft : 8/16/2019 11:45 am : link
In comment 14531881 dep026 said:
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A few times.

1. Iíve never tasted alcohol in my life.


Damn what are you using for mixers to mask the taste?
RE: ^and regarding that  
Rick5 : 8/16/2019 12:00 pm : link
In comment 14531967 Mike in Long Beach said:
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I'm 34.

Neither have I. I am 52.
I can gleek.  
x meadowlander : 8/16/2019 12:05 pm : link
That is, I can contract my salivary glands and shoot 2 streams of liquid saliva as far as 8 feet or so.

Lots of fun with cats.
I work for a University  
Larry from WV : 8/16/2019 12:06 pm : link
and they have had this question on a white board in the campus center for all the incoming freshmen to write down what makes them unique. At least 2 students have put down that they are a twin... Which by definition means someone else they know has that exact same characteristic. It bugs the crap out of me every time I walk past.
RE: Mine is something Iíve stated  
Section331 : 8/16/2019 12:17 pm : link
In comment 14531881 dep026 said:
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A few times.

1. Iíve never tasted alcohol in my life.


That is wierd. I thought you drunk-posted all the time. ;-)
Im the only one I know  
smshmth8690 : 8/16/2019 12:17 pm : link
that was able to get tickets to W.O.A. 2020, even though there are another 80K or so out there.
Oh does this count...  
dep026 : 8/16/2019 1:24 pm : link
I donít have to wipe after Iím done shitting.
RE: RE: Mine is something Iíve stated  
dep026 : 8/16/2019 1:24 pm : link
In comment 14532123 Section331 said:
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In comment 14531881 dep026 said:


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A few times.

1. Iíve never tasted alcohol in my life.



That is wierd. I thought you drunk-posted all the time. ;-)


I try to keep my identity secret haha
Here something about the house I grew up in  
dep026 : 8/16/2019 1:27 pm : link
In the finished basement we have a wall painted with a huge Phillies ďPĒ and the Phantic painted on it. All around it, the following people signed it...

Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.


So yes, all those people have been in my basement.
RE: Oh does this count...  
bigbluehoya : 8/16/2019 1:30 pm : link
In comment 14532180 dep026 said:
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I donít have to wipe after Iím done shitting.


I mean, nobody technically "has to"....

colostomy bag?
RE: RE: Oh does this count...  
dep026 : 8/16/2019 1:34 pm : link
In comment 14532185 bigbluehoya said:
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In comment 14532180 dep026 said:


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I donít have to wipe after Iím done shitting.



I mean, nobody technically "has to"....

colostomy bag?


Lol no. But I was only joking. How cool would that be though?
RE: RE: RE: Oh does this count...  
bigbluehoya : 8/16/2019 1:37 pm : link
In comment 14532188 dep026 said:
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In comment 14532185 bigbluehoya said:


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In comment 14532180 dep026 said:


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I donít have to wipe after Iím done shitting.



I mean, nobody technically "has to"....

colostomy bag?



Lol no. But I was only joking. How cool would that be though?


I have a good friend who has one. It's certainly unique, but I'm quite certain he'd say there was nothing enjoyable about the circumstances that lead to him having one.
RE: I shot a man in Reno.  
Jimmy Googs : 8/16/2019 2:27 pm : link
In comment 14531992 Klaatu said:
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Just to watch him die.


That is my favorite so far
RE: Chicks dig me...  
Jimmy Googs : 8/16/2019 2:30 pm : link
In comment 14531566 Chris in Philly said:
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because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...


I just posted that yesterday somewhere else
The obvious one is I am an identical twin  
MadPlaid : 8/16/2019 2:43 pm : link
the not so obvious one is I was a bonus baby. The doctor had no idea I was there, so neither did my parents. 1967 didn't have sonograms, so the docs just listen for heart beats. In this case, the doctor wasn't able to tell that there was more than one heart beating inside there. So Riffy was born, and they went looking to clean up the afterbirth and found my foot.

When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:

Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!
I was ďdouble-jointed ď as a kid and could jump rope with my arms...I  
yatqb : 8/16/2019 2:44 pm : link
was a big celebrity in elementary school. Now, not so much.
RE: Here something about the house I grew up in  
Bill L : 8/16/2019 2:47 pm : link
In comment 14532184 dep026 said:
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In the finished basement we have a wall painted with a huge Phillies ďPĒ and the Phantic painted on it. All around it, the following people signed it...

Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.


So yes, all those people have been in my basement.

Willingly?
I made Chad Kroeger  
RasputinPrime : 8/16/2019 2:47 pm : link
drink his own piss.
RE: The obvious one is I am an identical twin  
Diver_Down : 8/16/2019 2:52 pm : link
In comment 14532252 MadPlaid said:
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the not so obvious one is I was a bonus baby. The doctor had no idea I was there, so neither did my parents. 1967 didn't have sonograms, so the docs just listen for heart beats. In this case, the doctor wasn't able to tell that there was more than one heart beating inside there. So Riffy was born, and they went looking to clean up the afterbirth and found my foot.

When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:

Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!


Somewhat similar story, but exactly opposite. I had such a strong heartbeat that the docs heard an echo. My mother was planning on twins. She certainly showed like she was carrying twins. When I was born (11+ lbs.), I was too long to fit in a bassinet with all the other newborns. I was the only one in a crib. Less than a day after being born, I was eating cereal as the formula wasn't enough to satiate my appetite.
1982 Outdoor NJ 5000 meter Racewalk champion  
Giants86 : 8/16/2019 2:56 pm : link
for 19 and under. My hometown did a full page spread on me.
Diver_Down  
MadPlaid : 8/16/2019 3:11 pm : link
Ouch! Big baby!!!
I once got busy  
Coach Red Beaulieu : 8/16/2019 3:12 pm : link
In a Burger King bathroom.
RE: I once got busy  
dep026 : 8/16/2019 3:16 pm : link
In comment 14532281 Coach Red Beaulieu said:
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In a Burger King bathroom.


What was his name?
RE: RE: I once got busy  
Coach Red Beaulieu : 8/16/2019 3:18 pm : link
In comment 14532286 dep026 said:
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In comment 14532281 Coach Red Beaulieu said:


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In a Burger King bathroom.



What was his name?

Humpty.
I have opposite spin when I bowl  
Milton : 8/16/2019 4:01 pm : link
I'm a righty but my ball curves from left to right.
Also...  
Milton : 8/16/2019 4:02 pm : link
My name is Milton.
I'm probably the only  
Bill in UT : 8/16/2019 4:15 pm : link
Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
My lasagna  
Gman11 : 8/16/2019 4:47 pm : link
has been tasted by people from many countries.

We used to host students that traveled the country and performed with Up With People. We've had kids from many different countries in our home and, for one of the dinners, I would always cook lasagna.
RE: I don't need a bottle opener  
pjcas18 : 8/16/2019 5:20 pm : link
In comment 14531956 Greg from LI said:
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I can open a beer bottle with my teeth


Same. Once the bottle slipped though and ripped open my gums so I don't do it anymore.
I was born in an Asian country  
cosmicj : 8/16/2019 5:21 pm : link
Where my father was working. My mother and father hadnít yet become US citizens. My father was Italian, which granted citizenship to a newborn based on the mothers nationality. My mother was German, which granted citizenship based on the fatherís nationality. So I was a baby without any route to citizenship anywhere.

My father literally went into the Italian embassy carrying me and yelling, threatening to leave me there with them unless they gave me Italian citizenship. It worked.
I'm half German and half Swedish  
Coach Red Beaulieu : 8/16/2019 5:28 pm : link
I'm always angry and depressed.
RE: I'm probably the only  
Milton : 8/16/2019 5:38 pm : link
In comment 14532360 Bill in UT said:
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Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah

Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
Never had a cup of coffee in my life,  
davek3698 : 8/16/2019 5:50 pm : link
glass of wine or piece of fish. In may late 40s now.
RE: I've eaten fish caught in the Euphrates River...  
section125 : 8/16/2019 6:07 pm : link
In comment 14532055 RC in MD said:
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my advice...don't do it.


I'd recommend fish from Kaohsiung harbor then.....
Seeing  
Percy : 8/16/2019 6:40 pm : link
I have double vision and a driver's license (a very, very close call when I got my Real ID).
RE: RE: I'm probably the only  
Bill in UT : 8/16/2019 7:02 pm : link
In comment 14532451 Milton said:
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In comment 14532360 Bill in UT said:


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Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah

Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )


No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
RE: RE: RE: I'm probably the only  
Milton : 8/16/2019 7:05 pm : link
In comment 14532526 Bill in UT said:
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In comment 14532451 Milton said:


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In comment 14532360 Bill in UT said:


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Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah

Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )



No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
Where do you live in Utah? I'm gonna be stopping in Richfield (or thereabouts) on my way across country in September.
Dated Heather Locklear in 1985...  
rmc3981 : 8/16/2019 10:26 pm : link
before she was fucking Tommy Lee and before she was a cokehead. She's all of 5'1" tall.
I was a two-time Free Throw champ in two camps  
Anakim : 8/17/2019 12:10 am : link
And one was at Basketball City!
RE: Dated Heather Locklear in 1985...  
Anakim : 8/17/2019 12:11 am : link
In comment 14533317 rmc3981 said:
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before she was fucking Tommy Lee and before she was a cokehead. She's all of 5'1" tall.


Are you the same guy who fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Cocks are like fingerprints...  
Torrag : 8/17/2019 1:13 am : link
...no two are identical.
RE: .  
montanagiant : 8/17/2019 4:06 am : link
In comment 14532045 arcarsenal said:
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How the heck do you break your nose 6 different times?

Either you get into a lot of fights, or you're one clumsy motherfucker. :)

I've broken mine 4 times. Once it breaks the first time it's really easy from then on. I've actually had mine fixed twice but finally said enough is enough.

2nd time I broke it was at a pool in Walt Disney world. They had to shut it down and drain the water because of the blood
Oh yeah, I got the finger from Mike Ditka in an airport  
montanagiant : 8/17/2019 4:08 am : link
Because I had a brain fart and called him Dick because I was thinking Dick Butkiss when I first saw him
No, that was not me with  
rmc3981 : 8/17/2019 8:01 am : link
Jennifer Love Hewitt. On the previous Mike Ditka story, many years ago, my wife and I were walking out of the old Stardust Hotel in Las Vegas and Dick Butkus was walking in. My wife, knew him from commercials and said "Hi Dick" in a high voice and Butkus gave her look like he wanted to kill her. She didnt' mean it in a bad way, she was being nice, but he CLEARLY didn't take it that way :)
I almost got into  
XBRONX : 8/17/2019 11:52 am : link
a bar fight with Ed Marinaro in Manhattan. Richard Todd pulled him away. Later Todd came over and apologized and gave me tokens for free drinks.
I have been in 49 of 50 states  
Jimmy Googs : 8/17/2019 5:50 pm : link
Oklahoma awaits...
I also made wagers  
dep026 : 8/17/2019 5:56 pm : link
For Pete Rose at a racetrack. Really cool night.
most of you  
spike : 8/17/2019 6:04 pm : link
are really old
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