because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
once stopped in a backstage hallway to watch me and my good buddy play a very heated card game, and they were interested in learning the rules. All in all about a solid 10 min. hang. They were both very nice people to meet, no hint of pretension.
Side note it was my birthday that evening. I also met Stevie Wonder that evening and had a great but brief conversation with him too.
Filmed at home plate in Yankee Stadium with Joel Skinner. It was the original "Safe at Home" campaign which was talking about having smoke detectors in the house.
I was pretty pissed because it was my parents wedding anniversary and although my Dad and I were offered VIP passes for the game, he made us go home after filming the commercial.
It’s called the Octagon. And I also have names for my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Play your cards right ladies and you might get to meet the whole gang.
I was a crew chief / flight mechanic on C5 Galaxy cargo plane. I was on the presidential support mission to keflavic Iceland when President Reagan meet with Russian President Gorbachev in their first summit meeting. This was cold war era. After we unloaded limos and secret service both our planes were parked about 300 feet away. The Russian crew and us were eyeballing each other the whole time. But I always felt the stare down was nothing more than aviators wanting to meet and talk airplanes.
I was a crew chief / flight mechanic on C5 Galaxy cargo plane. I was on the presidential support mission to keflavic Iceland when President Reagan meet with Russian President Gorbachev in their first summit meeting. This was cold war era. After we unloaded limos and secret service both our planes were parked about 300 feet away. The Russian crew and us were eyeballing each other the whole time. But I always felt the stare down was nothing more than aviators wanting to meet and talk airplanes.
I was a crew chief / flight mechanic on C5 Galaxy cargo plane. I was on the presidential support mission to keflavic Iceland when President Reagan meet with Russian President Gorbachev in their first summit meeting. This was cold war era. After we unloaded limos and secret service both our planes were parked about 300 feet away. The Russian crew and us were eyeballing each other the whole time. But I always felt the stare down was nothing more than aviators wanting to meet and talk airplanes.
Very cool, thanks for sharing.
You're welcome. It was definitely a high point in my life and in my military service. Being on flying status especially on the C5 allowed me to see allot of the world and meet allot of interesting people. Whether it be Missions, Airshows or military excercises it was all allot of fun.
The Price by Twisted Sister. My friend won back stage passes to see them way back then and invited me because I had been a fan way before they made it big. I wore a very old tour shirt and the band paid way more attention to me than the winner because I was “an original Sick Mother fucking fan of TS.” They let me be in the stage during the filming.
Actually if we had followed his lead on energy we would be a lot better off right now. He put solar panels on the roof of the White House but Reagan took them down.
because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
Skipped out of school one day when he was president. Details are vague but iirc his chopper landed in a park in New Brunswick and he shook hands with the crowd.
Shut down Lionel Manuel in a flag football game after he retired. I was locked on him the entire game.
My first lap dance was from a belly dancer in Tangiers Africa when I was 17yrs old.
I have a unique tie to one of the real life characters from the movie Donnie Brasco. I cannot say exactly what or who that is here for obvious reasons but if I see any of you in person, I would gladly tell you.
maybe will share more later..
The funniest/worst story related to NYC I have is that... Â
I voluntarily missed (unknowingly at the time) David Cone's perfect game on 18 July 1999.
I was on a sophomore summer cruise after finishing my freshman year, and we had docked our training vessel in NYC. We were there for three days, and you had to be on duty one day. One of my buddies wanted to trade his duty day to meet up with some friends, so I traded him since it didn't matter when I had liberty in the city or not. So I was on duty on the 18th.
I guess a bunch of the guys on the ship decided to go to the Yankees game against the Expos, and since they were in their Summer White uniform, they got in for free and got to sit pretty close to one of the dugouts. They came back that evening just completely floored by the experience. And while I am not a baseball fan, I knew just how special seeing a perfect game is in the Major Leagues, especially at the Yankee Stadium. To this day, I still laugh at the bad luck of volunteering to take someone else's duty...:(
One of my fraternity brothers was an aide or intern or something like that for him. One year they were trying to do a campaign fundraiser for (maybe?) Sargent Shriver and they did a few open houses in Virginia (I think Ted's, Shriver's, maybe one other Kennedy). My friend recruited some of us to stand in the houses and make sure people didn't steal stuff as they walked through. So when I got there early in the morning to prepare, I was standing in the driveway and Ted walks out in his bathrobe to get the newspaper. Like a regular guy. He introduced himself, shook hands, and seemed like a decent person. Afterwards, I swam in his pool (or maybe it was Ethyl's; it's been so long I can't really remember).
I guess the other thing I would count is that I have met 7 or 8 Nobel laureates. In fact, one of them was my lab TA, who taught me (incorrectly) how to use a microscope.
I have a signed copy of Hitchhiker's Guide (and Dirk Gently, which the book signing was actually for).
Did Tom need a step stool to see what was going on?
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[quote] once stopped in a backstage hallway to watch me and my good buddy play a very heated card game, and they were interested in learning the rules. All in all about a solid 10 min. hang. They were both very nice people to meet, no hint of pretension.
I have a very small blue freckle on my face. People often think I just had a tattoo artist hit me with one tiny dot... it looks like tattoo ink.
I wasn't born with it and didn't have it when I was a kid. I have no idea when it appeared or what it is but the dermatologist said it's not harmful or anything to worry about, so... I guess I'm just a chosen one... for something.
and they have had this question on a white board in the campus center for all the incoming freshmen to write down what makes them unique. At least 2 students have put down that they are a twin... Which by definition means someone else they know has that exact same characteristic. It bugs the crap out of me every time I walk past.
In the finished basement we have a wall painted with a huge Phillies “P” and the Phantic painted on it. All around it, the following people signed it...
Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.
So yes, all those people have been in my basement.
Lol no. But I was only joking. How cool would that be though?
I have a good friend who has one. It's certainly unique, but I'm quite certain he'd say there was nothing enjoyable about the circumstances that lead to him having one.
because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
the not so obvious one is I was a bonus baby. The doctor had no idea I was there, so neither did my parents. 1967 didn't have sonograms, so the docs just listen for heart beats. In this case, the doctor wasn't able to tell that there was more than one heart beating inside there. So Riffy was born, and they went looking to clean up the afterbirth and found my foot.
When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:
Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!
I was “double-jointed “ as a kid and could jump rope with my arms...I Â
In the finished basement we have a wall painted with a huge Phillies “P” and the Phantic painted on it. All around it, the following people signed it...
Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.
So yes, all those people have been in my basement.
the not so obvious one is I was a bonus baby. The doctor had no idea I was there, so neither did my parents. 1967 didn't have sonograms, so the docs just listen for heart beats. In this case, the doctor wasn't able to tell that there was more than one heart beating inside there. So Riffy was born, and they went looking to clean up the afterbirth and found my foot.
When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:
Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!
Somewhat similar story, but exactly opposite. I had such a strong heartbeat that the docs heard an echo. My mother was planning on twins. She certainly showed like she was carrying twins. When I was born (11+ lbs.), I was too long to fit in a bassinet with all the other newborns. I was the only one in a crib. Less than a day after being born, I was eating cereal as the formula wasn't enough to satiate my appetite.
Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
We used to host students that traveled the country and performed with Up With People. We've had kids from many different countries in our home and, for one of the dinners, I would always cook lasagna.
Where my father was working. My mother and father hadn’t yet become US citizens. My father was Italian, which granted citizenship to a newborn based on the mothers nationality. My mother was German, which granted citizenship based on the father’s nationality. So I was a baby without any route to citizenship anywhere.
My father literally went into the Italian embassy carrying me and yelling, threatening to leave me there with them unless they gave me Italian citizenship. It worked.
Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
Where do you live in Utah? I'm gonna be stopping in Richfield (or thereabouts) on my way across country in September.
How the heck do you break your nose 6 different times?
Either you get into a lot of fights, or you're one clumsy motherfucker. :)
I've broken mine 4 times. Once it breaks the first time it's really easy from then on. I've actually had mine fixed twice but finally said enough is enough.
2nd time I broke it was at a pool in Walt Disney world. They had to shut it down and drain the water because of the blood
Oh yeah, I got the finger from Mike Ditka in an airport Â
Jennifer Love Hewitt. On the previous Mike Ditka story, many years ago, my wife and I were walking out of the old Stardust Hotel in Las Vegas and Dick Butkus was walking in. My wife, knew him from commercials and said "Hi Dick" in a high voice and Butkus gave her look like he wanted to kill her. She didnt' mean it in a bad way, she was being nice, but he CLEARLY didn't take it that way :)
So damn close to stardom lmao!
Okay, Mr. Push-ups.
I was just about to post that!
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because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination...
I was just about to post that!
I want to party with you, cowboy!
Side note it was my birthday that evening. I also met Stevie Wonder that evening and had a great but brief conversation with him too.
I was pretty pissed because it was my parents wedding anniversary and although my Dad and I were offered VIP passes for the game, he made us go home after filming the commercial.
One and only commercial I've ever been in.
I dig it man. Kind of an earthy techno-pop...
Very cool, thanks for sharing.
That is really weird (I am a SUNY Geneseo alum).
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I was a crew chief / flight mechanic on C5 Galaxy cargo plane. I was on the presidential support mission to keflavic Iceland when President Reagan meet with Russian President Gorbachev in their first summit meeting. This was cold war era. After we unloaded limos and secret service both our planes were parked about 300 feet away. The Russian crew and us were eyeballing each other the whole time. But I always felt the stare down was nothing more than aviators wanting to meet and talk airplanes.
Very cool, thanks for sharing.
You're welcome. It was definitely a high point in my life and in my military service. Being on flying status especially on the C5 allowed me to see allot of the world and meet allot of interesting people. Whether it be Missions, Airshows or military excercises it was all allot of fun.
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typing is tough with no hands.
Embarrassing yes, but I was quite young then..
Embarrassing yes, but I was quite young then..
Not embarrassing. Good man, great ex-president.
Embarrassing yes, but I was quite young then..
Actually if we had followed his lead on energy we would be a lot better off right now. He put solar panels on the roof of the White House but Reagan took them down.
Wrong thread!
For a farmer his hands were soft like butter.
Shut down Lionel Manuel in a flag football game after he retired. I was locked on him the entire game.
My first lap dance was from a belly dancer in Tangiers Africa when I was 17yrs old.
I have a unique tie to one of the real life characters from the movie Donnie Brasco. I cannot say exactly what or who that is here for obvious reasons but if I see any of you in person, I would gladly tell you.
maybe will share more later..
I was on a sophomore summer cruise after finishing my freshman year, and we had docked our training vessel in NYC. We were there for three days, and you had to be on duty one day. One of my buddies wanted to trade his duty day to meet up with some friends, so I traded him since it didn't matter when I had liberty in the city or not. So I was on duty on the 18th.
I guess a bunch of the guys on the ship decided to go to the Yankees game against the Expos, and since they were in their Summer White uniform, they got in for free and got to sit pretty close to one of the dugouts. They came back that evening just completely floored by the experience. And while I am not a baseball fan, I knew just how special seeing a perfect game is in the Major Leagues, especially at the Yankee Stadium. To this day, I still laugh at the bad luck of volunteering to take someone else's duty...:(
1. I’ve never tasted alcohol in my life.
I guess the other thing I would count is that I have met 7 or 8 Nobel laureates. In fact, one of them was my lab TA, who taught me (incorrectly) how to use a microscope.
I have a signed copy of Hitchhiker's Guide (and Dirk Gently, which the book signing was actually for).
I don't know... "Tremors" is quite craptastic.
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I don't know... "Tremors" is quite craptastic.
It's almost as if you guys never heard of "Dune".
So, you've never seen Battlefield Earth, then.
...built a deck on my house with more square footage than ground floor of actual house.
...reinvented self from Blue-Collar Trucker to Software Engineer / Software Manager.
GiantSteps said:
[quote] once stopped in a backstage hallway to watch me and my good buddy play a very heated card game, and they were interested in learning the rules. All in all about a solid 10 min. hang. They were both very nice people to meet, no hint of pretension.
I wasn't born with it and didn't have it when I was a kid. I have no idea when it appeared or what it is but the dermatologist said it's not harmful or anything to worry about, so... I guess I'm just a chosen one... for something.
I think all of the above make me rather unique by today's standards.
I think all of the above make me rather unique by today's standards.
I bet there are a TON of people under the age of 10 that don't have or do any of those things, either! ;>)
Actually, I don't have any tats nor a facebook page either. However, I drink as often as possible.
1. I’ve never tasted alcohol in my life.
hmmm so then drugs are responsible for most of your posts here? lol
Wow... I am the complete opposite..
Broke the following:
fingers 15 times
both wrists
both ankles
nose 6 times
ribs on both sides
not sure how many toes
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Wow... I am the complete opposite..
Broke the following:
fingers 15 times
both wrists
both ankles
nose 6 times
ribs on both sides
not sure how many toes
And your nickname is "Lucky."
Either you get into a lot of fights, or you're one clumsy motherfucker. :)
I do too. It pisses my wife off something fierce when we're at some event where people are golf clapping and I am drowning them out with my clapping.
1. I’ve never tasted alcohol in my life.
Damn what are you using for mixers to mask the taste?
Neither have I. I am 52.
Lots of fun with cats.
1. I’ve never tasted alcohol in my life.
That is wierd. I thought you drunk-posted all the time. ;-)
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A few times.
1. I’ve never tasted alcohol in my life.
That is wierd. I thought you drunk-posted all the time. ;-)
I try to keep my identity secret haha
Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.
So yes, all those people have been in my basement.
I mean, nobody technically "has to"....
colostomy bag?
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I don’t have to wipe after I’m done shitting.
I mean, nobody technically "has to"....
colostomy bag?
Lol no. But I was only joking. How cool would that be though?
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I don’t have to wipe after I’m done shitting.
I mean, nobody technically "has to"....
colostomy bag?
Lol no. But I was only joking. How cool would that be though?
I have a good friend who has one. It's certainly unique, but I'm quite certain he'd say there was nothing enjoyable about the circumstances that lead to him having one.
That is my favorite so far
I just posted that yesterday somewhere else
When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:
Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!
Sparky Lyle
Brooks Robinson
Willie Stargell
Steve Carlton
And a few others.
So yes, all those people have been in my basement.
Willingly?
When my dad came into the room to ask my mom how was she doing and the baby, it went something like this:
Hi honey, how are you?
I'm okay.
How's the baby?
Babies.
Uh...how's the baby?
Babies!!
Wha!? We are going to have to buy a bigger car!
Somewhat similar story, but exactly opposite. I had such a strong heartbeat that the docs heard an echo. My mother was planning on twins. She certainly showed like she was carrying twins. When I was born (11+ lbs.), I was too long to fit in a bassinet with all the other newborns. I was the only one in a crib. Less than a day after being born, I was eating cereal as the formula wasn't enough to satiate my appetite.
What was his name?
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In a Burger King bathroom.
What was his name?
Humpty.
We used to host students that traveled the country and performed with Up With People. We've had kids from many different countries in our home and, for one of the dinners, I would always cook lasagna.
Same. Once the bottle slipped though and ripped open my gums so I don't do it anymore.
My father literally went into the Italian embassy carrying me and yelling, threatening to leave me there with them unless they gave me Italian citizenship. It worked.
Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
I'd recommend fish from Kaohsiung harbor then.....
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Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
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Jewish, gun owning, Trump supporting, dentist, songwriting, cooking fanatic, bridge player on bbi. And I campaigned for George McGovern and moved from L.I. To Utah
Were you the guy who used to tear Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? - ( New Window )
No, but as a goof I went to a Wallace rally in the hockey arena in downtown Buffala when I was in college, and man, it was creepy for me
Are you the same guy who fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Either you get into a lot of fights, or you're one clumsy motherfucker. :)
I've broken mine 4 times. Once it breaks the first time it's really easy from then on. I've actually had mine fixed twice but finally said enough is enough.
2nd time I broke it was at a pool in Walt Disney world. They had to shut it down and drain the water because of the blood