Tom Brady does what?

He likes dry butts and he cannot lie
You other QBs can't deny
When a center's on your hands
And you're passing to Edelman
You gotta stifle all the sweat that you can
to throw well
and stay out of football hell
Stuff a towel in his butt well
deep in the pants he's wearing
Nobody wants Brady glaring
He'll make sure you're done
be out the door, son
'Cause he still can't live down eighteen and one
So dry it, dry it
then Brady says he'll try it
Belichick don't care
Just sling the ball everywhere
But if the butt is wet
angry Brady gonna get
I'm tired of the Pats
winning trophies how 'bout that
So centers (yeah) centers (yeah)
Are you getting that sweaty rump?
Just sweat it (sweat it) sweat it (sweat it)
Sweat your stinky butt
Brady got back

HAHA this is great stuff


In comment 14574106 GiantSteps said:

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He likes dry butts and he cannot lie You other QBs can't deny When a center's on your hands And you're passing to Edelman You gotta stifle all the sweat that you can to throw well and stay out of football hell Stuff a towel in his butt well deep in the pants he's wearing Nobody wants Brady glaring He'll make sure you're done be out the door, son 'Cause he still can't live down eighteen and one So dry it, dry it then Brady says he'll try it Belichick don't care Just sling the ball everywhere But if the butt is wet angry Brady gonna get I'm tired of the Pats winning trophies how 'bout that So centers (yeah) centers (yeah) Are you getting that sweaty rump? Just sweat it (sweat it) sweat it (sweat it) Sweat your stinky butt Brady got back

The GOAT. Not afraid to stop sweaty butts

If NFL let a middle schooler play I would of beat shit face Brady 7x just to take his rings he stold from inflatable balks. I don't need to cheat in order to throw dimes

In comment 14574299 Danny Dimes said:

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If NFL let a middle schooler play I would of beat shit face Brady 7x just to take his rings he stold from inflatable balks. I don't need to cheat in order to throw dimes

Waat

In comment 14574299 Danny Dimes said:

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If NFL let a middle schooler play I would of beat shit face Brady 7x just to take his rings he stold from inflatable balks. I don't need to cheat in order to throw dimes

Seems perfectly logical and reasonable.

depends during the game

His balls?

In comment 14574299 Danny Dimes said:

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If NFL let a middle schooler play I would of beat shit face Brady 7x just to take his rings he stold from inflatable balks. I don't need to cheat in order to throw dimes

Well said.