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NFT: "You're as pretty as any of them..you just need a nose job"

rnargi : 12/6/2019 10:43 am


Happy Friday, everyone!
"Do you ever get down on your hands and knees  
bigblue5611_2 : 12/6/2019 10:59 am : link
and thank God that you have access to my dementia!?"
What kind of a person are you going around killing people?  
ShockNRoll : 12/6/2019 11:00 am : link
Best scene of all time!
But you know me...I thought I did! - ( New Window )
Mulva? Loliola?  
mfsd : 12/6/2019 11:42 am : link
Wait! Delores!
RE: Mulva? Loliola?  
mfsd : 12/6/2019 11:51 am : link
In comment 14705124 mfsd said:
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Wait! Delores!


Should read Dolores...

Glamour?
...  
26.2 : 12/6/2019 11:53 am : link
George likes his chicken spicy!
You know Darin  
Overseer : 12/6/2019 12:01 pm : link
if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy...

Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
Maybe a dingo at your baby!  
mavric : 12/6/2019 12:12 pm : link
(with an Australian accent of course)

Whats so great about a mom and pop?  
Greg from LI : 12/6/2019 12:18 pm : link
I'll tell ya something - if my mom and my pop owned a store, I wouldn't shop there!
George is dead...  
Tony in Tampa : 12/6/2019 12:31 pm : link
Frank: What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!

Steinbrenner: Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps’ bat. They kept saying “Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps.”
Dear Henry,  
Tony in Tampa : 12/6/2019 12:38 pm : link
"last night with you was bliss. I fear my.. orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work.. I love you madly, John."

"P.S. Loved the cabin."
.  
bceagle05 : 12/6/2019 12:42 pm : link

"Frank if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"

"She'd never make it."
Before we go any further  
mfsd : 12/6/2019 12:45 pm : link
I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
I want the secure packaging of Jockeys  
Greg from LI : 12/6/2019 12:50 pm : link
My boys need a house!
They're real  
BocaGene : 12/6/2019 1:02 pm : link
and they're spectacular!.........Teri Hatcher
It's a Twix! They're ALL TWIX!!!  
Model4001 : 12/6/2019 1:16 pm : link
It was a setup - a SETUP I tell you! And you ruined it!! You all screwed me again!!! Now gimme one - GIMME A TWIX!!!!!
Just some general thoughts on Seinfeld...  
Overseer : 12/6/2019 1:23 pm : link
a show I still watch all the time even though I, like many of us, know virtually by heart every second of every episode.

Small (annoying) sidenote: the show is often sped up by TBS and the like to fit in more commercials. Additionally, WPIX will insert commercial banners during the show in the bottom 3rd of the screen. Annoying.

I love the early episodes, which now decidedly have that "retro" feel, like you're watching Cheers. The scenes are so much longer than the later episodes, which cut around almost manically at 10 seconds per scene.

The middle chunk (~4-6) of Seinfeld is, alongside golden years Simpsons and 1-3 of Breaking Bad, the best TV ever made. The are just absolutely crushing it.

It starts to jump the shark after that a little bit, starting with "The Doll" which is near unwatchable, when caricatures really set in, but it's still highly entertaining with tremendous writing. The Slicer, The Betrayal (backwards India episode), The Blood, and obviously Soup Nazi some stronger later episodes.

Always thought "The Finale" got too much criticism. It was serviceable at the absolute very worst. The last exchange: a callback to the OG button conversation was clever.

Jason Alexander nailed that character more than any other actor in sitcom history. There is zero feeling of "this guy is acting right now" while watching him. A brilliant portrayal. Although he's not my favorite character on the show (that would be Newman).

Unlike many, many Seinfeld fanatics, I am not a Curb fan. It feels so forced to me. LD is reliably funny, but so much of the acting & scenarios are contrived and unfunny. In part a result of the half-improv nature of the show.

It's great to see how Seinfeld has influenced other shows. "It's Always Sunny", e.g. clearly adopted Seinfeld's group of selfish, hedonistic assholes pursuing their highjinks. Though Seinfeld is and will always be one of a kind.
The panties your mother laid out for you?  
Drewcon40 : 12/6/2019 1:33 pm : link
That's not offensive.....it's abnormal but not offensive.
What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?  
LTIsTheGreatest : 12/6/2019 1:34 pm : link
FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!
Frank Costanza nails every scene he's in.  
bceagle05 : 12/6/2019 1:59 pm : link
Probably my favorite character on the show.

"You can drop a grand in Disney World like THAT."

Look George, it's a Pieeeerree Cardin!"

"They don't want us there, so we're going."

I could go on and on...
.  
MOOPS : 12/6/2019 2:12 pm : link
Bubble Boy: Moors!!
George: Moops!!
"The only thing  
NDMedics : 12/6/2019 2:46 pm : link
between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
:::  
Gary JC : 12/6/2019 2:48 pm : link
There was significant shrinkage.
The sea was angry  
Chris L. : 12/6/2019 3:00 pm : link
that day my firends!
Or am I so sane  
ArizonaBlue : 12/6/2019 3:22 pm : link
you just blew your own mind
"My troops are massed along the border.  
Photoguy : 12/6/2019 3:49 pm : link
They're just waiting for someone to give them the go-ahead"
Poor Pinkus...  
Mr. Bungle : 12/6/2019 3:51 pm : link
...Poor little Pinkus!
All I would like  
eric2425ny : 12/6/2019 8:05 pm : link
Is an apology, my 75 cents back, and for him to be fired. - George Costanza
Rugged masculinity?  
bceagle05 : 12/6/2019 8:08 pm : link
The man’s a goblin!
Well the jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!!!  
ChaChing : 12/6/2019 10:19 pm : link
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!!!

Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

George, his wife is in a coma...

I can't call any single ep or moment 'the best'  
ChaChing : 12/6/2019 10:23 pm : link
but i always thought George's delivery, body language & hand motions of the jerk store line in that gif...epic
RE: The sea was angry  
Greg from LI : 12/6/2019 11:22 pm : link
In comment 14705409 Chris L. said:
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that day my firends!


Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Best show of all time  
eric2425ny : 12/6/2019 11:39 pm : link
Even 20 years after it ended I find myself seeing things in everyday life that remind me of scenes from this show.
HEY...LOOK AT GEORGE!  
jonnyess : 12/7/2019 10:02 am : link
He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey.
The Library Cop  
Ira : 12/7/2019 10:28 am : link
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Link - ( New Window )
Next thing you know...  
Greg from LI : 12/7/2019 10:30 am : link
....you'll be saying "they should have their own schools"

-They DO have their own schools!!
Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine.  
ChaChing : 12/7/2019 11:38 am : link
You can't do it in one push...you gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over -Jerry

...That's beautiful -George
RE: The Library Cop  
ChaChing : 12/7/2019 11:39 am : link
In comment 14706068 Ira said:
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Incredible
Also one great ep that IMO goes a bit under the radar, the India ep  
ChaChing : 12/7/2019 11:40 am : link
that goes backwards...the bra-less wonder's wedding. Truly amazing
I wanted to talk to you about Dr Whatley. I have a suspicion  
ChaChing : 12/7/2019 11:47 am : link
he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes -Jerry

And this offends you as a Jewish person? -Priest

No, it offends me as a comedian!
The whole Rusty the horse, marble rye episode is one of the best  
mfsd : 12/7/2019 12:12 pm : link
Gimme that, you old bag!
RE: Best show of all time  
BlueLou'sBack : 12/7/2019 12:33 pm : link
In comment 14705894 eric2425ny said:
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Even 20 years after it ended I find myself seeing things in everyday life that remind me of scenes from this show.


20 years later? I lived on the UWS from 1973-1978/9, and for a while of that a scant half block from "Tom's Diner" that was the featured restaurant with the red booths wherein many scenes took place. (The neon sign and the partial shot of the outside of the diner on Broadway at 107th or so was on location footage.)

Far more than any other sitcom ever made, Seinfeld had scenes one could absolutely see happening in real life, in the early and middle years. Later as noted it grew far more contrived and stero-typecast and lost much of it's edge and ring of truth.
What is Holland?  
Greg from LI : 12/7/2019 1:23 pm : link
-What do you mean what is Holland? It's a country next to Belgium.

No, that's the Netherlands.

-Holland IS the Netherlands.

Then who are the Dutch???

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