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Curious...

smorgan741 : 1/16/2020 10:32 am
I have often wonder if hiring a coach from
a division rival gives the new team any amount of an advantage?
The latest..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 10:36 am : link
info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....
FMiC  
darktimes : 1/16/2020 10:37 am : link
No "s" on metrics. That's a different word.
RE: The latest..  
Greg from LI : 1/16/2020 10:38 am : link
In comment 14781560 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....


Did you do a litmus configuration? It's not accurate unless you do.
RE: FMiC  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 10:39 am : link
In comment 14781562 darktimes said:
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No "s" on metrics. That's a different word.


Good catch.

I'll rework the calculations once I can talk to Doc Brown
RE: The latest..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 10:39 am : link
In comment 14781560 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....


Your numbers are low, unless you add in the pilfer factor. However, if you add in the Tesla factor then the numbers are shocking.
In..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 10:40 am : link
Metric, it converts to 190005678 millipercent
That is NOT correct  
I Love Clams Casino : 1/16/2020 10:40 am : link
math is off
RE: The latest..  
Vanzetti : 1/16/2020 10:41 am : link
In comment 14781560 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....



It's actually a 37.82% advantage if you factor in climate change
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FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 10:41 am : link
In comment 14781566 section125 said:
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In comment 14781560 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....



Your numbers are low, unless you add in the pilfer factor. However, if you add in the Tesla factor then the numbers are shocking.

I added in the Tesla method, but the numbers aren't bulletproof yet
Ketchup  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 10:45 am : link
On hotdogs .

Its creepy but it works...a little ...

I knew ketchup , ketchup and I were good friends , you are no ketchup and you are certainly no siracha
On my first day in engineering school  
Big Al : 1/16/2020 10:45 am : link
we covered significant figures. Some rules;

“ All non-zero digits are significant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Zeros between non-zero digits are significant: 102, 2005, 50009.
Leading zeros are never significant: 0.02, 001.887, 0.000515.
In a number with or without a decimal point, trailing zeros (those to the right of the last non-zero digit) are significant provided they are justified by the precision of their derivation: 389,000; 2.02000; 5.400; 57.5400. More information through additional graphical symbols or explicit information on errors is needed to clarify the significance or importance of trailing zeros.”
Don’t forget to carry the 1!  
ZoneXDOA : 1/16/2020 10:48 am : link
And I’m not really sure it will be any huge advantage. I suppose knowing player tendencies couldn’t hurt, but realistically that would be about it. Dallas will have a new HC and all new staff and Garrett will it be able to offer any insight into what that team will be doing week to week.
RE: RE: RE: The latest..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 10:51 am : link
In comment 14781572 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 14781560 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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info I've seen says it results in a 31.87% advantage. If I convert it to metrics, it is a 49.86% improvement....



Your numbers are low, unless you add in the pilfer factor. However, if you add in the Tesla factor then the numbers are shocking.


I added in the Tesla method, but the numbers aren't bulletproof yet


Didn't think the flak jacket method was appropriate, unless you are firing from the hip?
Of course with the precise calculations you mention, it all depends on which phase(A,B,C) of the Tesla factor is used. These can be offset by being out of phase.
I am in awe of all BBI Computer Folks.  
Motley Two : 1/16/2020 10:52 am : link
I had no idea.
When the Xardinaks  
Phil in LA : 1/16/2020 10:53 am : link
were in the NFC east, and we hired Fassel, we trounced them the first time we played them because they hadn’t change the verbiage if their play calls.
section..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 10:53 am : link
I may have to try that. I was having my assistant in a tight black shirt toss a metal ball at the formula.

That might not have been optimal.
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Greg from LI : 1/16/2020 10:57 am : link
RE: section..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 10:59 am : link
In comment 14781599 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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I may have to try that. I was having my assistant in a tight black shirt toss a metal ball at the formula.

That might not have been optimal.


Agreed, switching to a tight white skirt and tossing ceramic balls is less like to cause electromagnetic distortions and more likely to increase the accuracy in the final calculations.
Then again soft iron balls could increase flow rate and the numbers more quickly derived.
I'm..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:01 am : link
a fan of Tungsten. Especially when it is mined by dwarves.

Those little fuckers can get into the crevices where the best specimens are found.
Hater  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 11:06 am : link
Leaving out elves is almost unforgivable
Unfortunately, Tungsten  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:07 am : link
is no longer popular because of the backlash against incandescent bulbs. Plus, computer no longer use tubes as they greatly increase the size of smartphones. There is however an increase in interest in carbon filament as it would reduce the industrial world's carbon footprint by encapsulating it in the bulb.
Never use a magnesium-tungsten alloy for the roof cap  
Greg from LI : 1/16/2020 11:07 am : link
for your Manhattan skyscraper
smorgan741  
ATL_Giants : 1/16/2020 11:11 am : link
are you glad you asked yet?

I think it's pretty minimal. They may have insight on player tendencies, but game plans, language and strategy change week to week.
Much more in a new season, that also has a new coach(replacing the one we've hired).
You guys..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:11 am : link
are talking about the traditionally mined Tungsten. Problems all around.

I want the good shit procured by the tiny fuckers. Google Myanmar midget miners and go past the references to J Peterman and the White Devil
RE: Never use a magnesium-tungsten alloy for the roof cap  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:13 am : link
In comment 14781619 Greg from LI said:
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for your Manhattan skyscraper


So it is not true that the Magnesium-Tungsten alloy roof cap gives advantages to hiring a division rivals coaches? How about temporary installation?
RE: You guys..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:16 am : link
In comment 14781622 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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are talking about the traditionally mined Tungsten. Problems all around.

I want the good shit procured by the tiny fuckers. Google Myanmar midget miners and go past the references to J Peterman and the White Devil


Hand mining vastly increase the cost and limits production despite superior quality reducing waste products. I've heard Transylvanian vampire minors can work all night and never see the light of day - this increasing volume.
Fatty  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 11:16 am : link
The problem is that they left those damn dwarfs to teach the innocent little elves how to mine tungsten.

If you can imagine a dwarf raping an elf, it's ugly. Dwarves aren't human .
RE: RE: Never use a magnesium-tungsten alloy for the roof cap  
Greg from LI : 1/16/2020 11:17 am : link
In comment 14781625 section125 said:
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So it is not true that the Magnesium-Tungsten alloy roof cap gives advantages to hiring a division rivals coaches? How about temporary installation?


Hmmmm....hard to say. Are the girders made from pure selenium?
The real..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:17 am : link
danger of the MT alloy is that in sunlight, it can radiate microameombic fluid.

That can leach into sub-basin intrasites and cause Klimner's Syndrome in both rodents and humans.

Speculation is that amphibians are immune. Due to having a supply if anti-tungtoxia in their fatty tissue
RE: RE: Never use a magnesium-tungsten alloy for the roof cap  
BMac : 1/16/2020 11:17 am : link
In comment 14781625 section125 said:
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In comment 14781619 Greg from LI said:


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for your Manhattan skyscraper



So it is not true that the Magnesium-Tungsten alloy roof cap gives advantages to hiring a division rivals coaches? How about temporary installation?


I don't know. PFF says this is a balls-on accurate statement.
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section125 : 1/16/2020 11:18 am : link
In comment 14781634 Greg from LI said:
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In comment 14781625 section125 said:


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So it is not true that the Magnesium-Tungsten alloy roof cap gives advantages to hiring a division rivals coaches? How about temporary installation?



Hmmmm....hard to say. Are the girders made from pure selenium?


ah, damn - I did not factor in the selenium was thinking of strontium...
Are you sure??  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:19 am : link
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I've heard Transylvanian vampire minors can work all night and never see the light of day - this increasing volume.


A Study Commissioned by the Garlic Growers of the World believes vampires under the age of 18 haven't developed the claw strength needed to mine efficiently.
RE: The real..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:20 am : link
In comment 14781635 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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danger of the MT alloy is that in sunlight, it can radiate microameombic fluid.

That can leach into sub-basin intrasites and cause Klimner's Syndrome in both rodents and humans.

Speculation is that amphibians are immune. Due to having a supply if anti-tungtoxia in their fatty tissue


aerobic or anaerobic microameombicies?
Fatty's 11:17 +1  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 11:21 am : link
. Holy Crap.
RE: Are you sure??  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:22 am : link
In comment 14781641 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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I've heard Transylvanian vampire minors can work all night and never see the light of day - this increasing volume.



A Study Commissioned by the Garlic Growers of the World believes vampires under the age of 18 haven't developed the claw strength needed to mine efficiently.


I read the study and I believe it to be flawed because the placeboes may have been tainted with scallions...
I'll ask..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:22 am : link
my Science Guy, Chip Rye. I just regurgitate what he feeds me. Except when it is glutenous, then I just spew shit all over.
RE: I'll ask..  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:25 am : link
In comment 14781649 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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my Science Guy, Chip Rye. I just regurgitate what he feeds me. Except when it is glutenous, then I just spew shit all over.


This is exciting, you use the enhanced defecation method. Rarely used and often leads to skids and shrapnel under the lip of the beaker.
I got distracted and wiffed on Klimners Syndrome again  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 11:26 am : link
"Fuck You Mr. Klimner!"
I find Chip Rye's theories to be half-baked  
Greg from LI : 1/16/2020 11:35 am : link
.
Greg..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:38 am : link
truth be told, he's got a problem with Whiskey.
Then he needs to go  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:41 am : link
with grain-free whisky(or is it whiskey?) or switch to potato squeezings...
He's Irish...  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:43 am : link
so I add the "e" to tweak him. I find it helps with his findings although it does ramp up his addiction.

It's a delicate balance
So is that "e" the  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:45 am : link
electronic version or is it a constant added to the equation?

Constants consistently muddy the picture, when taken with whisk(e)y.
It's..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:50 am : link
a variable electronic "e".

So It can come across as normal, with umlauts and sometimes graves, tildes and the cedilla. Although, the tilde and cedilla aren't traditional to the "e", so they look a bit strange.
Thanks for the clarification on the use of "e".  
section125 : 1/16/2020 11:55 am : link
Which leads to the central point of this thread:

Do we have an OC, yet or do we need to tread water by advancing theories on whether Einstein was relative(or a relative) to Myanmar dwarves mining high quality tungsten to be used in Manhattan Skyscraper roof caps?
If it wasn't for fucking Klimner and his fucking  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 11:57 am : link
"syndrome" I'd be on my private island right now.

No, fatty, not ..."that"... island. Sheesh. Stop it. They closed that one anyway.

Just a peaceful place with some fishing and a few small garden plots.

God damn how I hate Klimner.
That's too..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 1/16/2020 11:58 am : link
much to absorb at one time.

We'll need to tread water. I'll bring out my Flintstone floaties

Will revisit  
section125 : 1/16/2020 12:05 pm : link
in due time....shelved.

I think my wife wants me to do something, yeesh.
...  
HitSquad : 1/16/2020 12:12 pm : link
This is one of the greatest threads of all time lol
Fatty that's Klimners in a nutshell  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 12:12 pm : link
.

Bring those floaties to my island. Of course you will be welcome.
After all  
idiotsavant : 1/16/2020 12:14 pm : link
We are not getting younger .

How many of us can say we actually mined tungsten?

I did , and I guess fmic did as well.

Bros before hos .
Always remember: when 2 vowels go walking,  
Waldo Jeffers : 1/16/2020 1:21 pm : link
the first one does the talking.
" the answer is 4"  
gtt350 : 1/16/2020 1:29 pm : link
.
You could ask the Cleveland Browns  
JohnF : 1/16/2020 4:06 pm : link
Analytics Department, I'm sure they'd give you an answer, once they clear it through Haslam’s wife.

Big Al  
BobOnLI : 1/17/2020 1:20 pm : link
Significant figures are Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren and Anita Egberg etc.
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