Dan Duggan @DDuggan21
Joe Judge on what he's looking for when interviewing assistants: "Teach me something. Make me better by listening to you instruct...Teach me how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Teach me. Make me the best peanut butter jelly sandwich maker in the history of the world."
Thought of the same thing.
That's the first thing I thought - the last thing you want to be giving the NY media is funny sound bites they can run with.
New York, the Michael Scott/'That's What She Said' media capital of the world.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
You really are the worst
2). Most important - a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jelly
Under no circumstances do you use a single knife for both the peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, one or the other jar will end up with jelly in the peanut butter or peanut butter in the jelly. That’s a total gross out.
But idiots will say he speaks in cliches and platitudes.
2). Most important - a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jelly
Under no circumstances do you use a single knife for both the peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, one or the other jar will end up with jelly in the peanut butter or peanut butter in the jelly. That’s a total gross out.
If you toast the bread first, how to you untoast it? I wouldn't eat a BP&J on toast unless the bread was stale.
And what's the problem with 2 knives and no spoons? Or simply do the jelly first, lick off the knife and use it for the peanut butter. Then you only have one utensil to clean.
Winners fluffernut.
He seems to have a very clear and thought out process to what he wants to accomplish. Definitely the little bill influence. Seems to know where he wants to get and how he wants to get there.
I doubt he gives a shit. And it says more about the fans and media than it does him.
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this tweet will be remembered just like "Heavy Handed" and "Injuries are a cancer" lol.
I doubt he gives a shit. And it says more about the fans and media than it does him.
I know, it's crazy.
Gettleman still hasn't lived down a passing comment about Barkley being touched "by the hand of God" or playfully poking a little fun at analytics.
Won’t break him?
I’m waiting for the day he grabs Leonard by the collar and the seat of his pants and throws him out of the conference room!
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU... ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY!
Make me the best peanut butter jelly sandwich maker in the history of the world!
Well, at the least, this isn't going to be boring!
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
It makes zero sense to put any weight into what is said to the media because it is designed to be innocuous. If you believe "hand of God", "hog molly" or "PB&J" are in any way relevant or signify anything, the fault is with you, not the person saying it.
I can't see how anyone using an illustration about teaching can be taken negatively, but that is what this board has become..."please give me something more to gripe about! Bad football isn't enough"
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1). You must toast the bread first
2). Most important - a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jelly
Under no circumstances do you use a single knife for both the peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, one or the other jar will end up with jelly in the peanut butter or peanut butter in the jelly. That’s a total gross out.
If you toast the bread first, how to you untoast it? I wouldn't eat a BP&J on toast unless the bread was stale.
And what's the problem with 2 knives and no spoons? Or simply do the jelly first, lick off the knife and use it for the peanut butter. Then you only have one utensil to clean.
1) Agree on no toast... preposterous statement
2) Bread must be as fresh as possible; best PB&J is when you open a brand new loaf of bread right from the store
3) Who is using jar's of jelly these days? Use Squeezable.
4) If jar jelly... use knife for pb, wipe as much as you can onto the bread, then wash the knife before you get the jelly
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here we go. Sounds like Judge has been hanging around Gettleman too long already with these inane comments.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
You really are the worst
He’s just a Redskins fan. Poor guy can’t help but be miserable about everything.
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here we go. Sounds like Judge has been hanging around Gettleman too long already with these inane comments.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
It makes zero sense to put any weight into what is said to the media because it is designed to be innocuous. If you believe "hand of God", "hog molly" or "PB&J" are in any way relevant or signify anything, the fault is with you, not the person saying it.
I can't see how anyone using an illustration about teaching can be taken negatively, but that is what this board has become..."please give me something more to gripe about! Bad football isn't enough"
I disagree, I don't mind it with Judge because this is his first such quirky quote.
But Gettleman just can't help saying stupid shit and it's unbecoming of a top executive of a multi-billion dollar business and is a huge distraction and headache. We wouldn't get half the shit we got for drafting Jones if he just didn't make himself a target.
Use fresh bread, if you don't have the freshest bread, toast it.
Chunky or smooth doesn't matter, make sure you have the exactly the right amount covering your bread. But not so much that it squeezes out the sides.
Any flavor jelly as long as again it the perfect amount to complement the peanut butter. And again, not so much that it squeezes out the sides.
Make sure the cut is clean and straight, no matter where it is diagonal or down the middle.
Place it on a clean plate, slightly open so that you can see the ingredients on the inside. Make sure any sides do not touch the sandwich.
Damn, now I'm hungry.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
It's not necessarily inane. He is trying to generalize a concept. You can often see this tactic employed during job interviews to remove specifics and vernacular and gauge a thought process.
One of our favorite interview questions we'd use to gauge someone's troubleshooting skills: "my paper is broken. How can you help me?" Somehow no one has ever taken us literally.
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here we go. Sounds like Judge has been hanging around Gettleman too long already with these inane comments.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
It's not necessarily inane. He is trying to generalize a concept. You can often see this tactic employed during job interviews to remove specifics and vernacular and gauge a thought process.
One of our favorite interview questions we'd use to gauge someone's troubleshooting skills: "my paper is broken. How can you help me?" Somehow no one has ever taken us literally.
To be fair to him, I think he's sensitive to over the top analogies because of DG. That said DG mouths off without thinking, Judge seems extremely thoughtful.
I bet Kitchens makes one hell of a PBJ
Agreed and to me a bit Parcells like in that respect.
I think the media already likes him and may be scared of him a bit too. Like they don't want to be the one to ask a stupid question but want to hang on his every word for the great quote.
Super Bowl or Bust!
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
You really need to fuck off....if you come back and say you were kidding, I will apologize, but otherwise you seriously need to leave this website an go someplace else.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
hey your Giants fan membership expired, no room for new renewals
Go root for the Jets and fuck off
Winners fluffernut.
What’s wrong with all three?!?
You say dopey things and you lose, you're dopey.
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here we go. Sounds like Judge has been hanging around Gettleman too long already with these inane comments.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
You really are the worst
Seconded...
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here we go. Sounds like Judge has been hanging around Gettleman too long already with these inane comments.
Pretty soon we'll be hearing how the Hand of God treated the Hog Mollies by making them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
It's not necessarily inane. He is trying to generalize a concept. You can often see this tactic employed during job interviews to remove specifics and vernacular and gauge a thought process.
One of our favorite interview questions we'd use to gauge someone's troubleshooting skills: "my paper is broken. How can you help me?" Somehow no one has ever taken us literally.
I get it. I was mostly being tongue in cheek. It just seemed funny to read this quote from Judge with all of the Gettlemanisms floating around...