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NFT: Shamwow guy

FatMan in Charlotte : 2/19/2020 8:17 am
Was cleaning out the garage this weekend and came across my car wash bucket and it got me thinking, that Shamwow guy really had a fall from grace didn't he?

From this:


To this:



Went from peddling a cheesy infomercial product making a ton of money a year to getting arrested for trading haymakers with a prostitute.



Then after seeing a thread on Squeegee guys yesterday and conspiracy theories, it got me thinking that things around water retention products can really go sideways quickly. I wonder if water company executives have stepped in to keep people from fucking with the natural flow of the slippery substance?

Just a random thought for the day...
Damn You!  
crick n NC : 2/19/2020 8:25 am : link
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She definitely looks like  
Darth Paul : 2/19/2020 8:26 am : link
she lost that fight. His hair still looks good.
She didn't love his nuts.  
Ryan : 2/19/2020 8:30 am : link
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He was really slapping his troubles away  
Greg from LI : 2/19/2020 8:37 am : link
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RE: She didn't love his nuts.  
crick n NC : 2/19/2020 8:38 am : link
In comment 14813794 Ryan said:
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Well to be fair, he is a peanut guy. She was never educated on legumes.
Damn  
BigBlueShock : 2/19/2020 8:47 am : link
Men actually pay to have sex with that thing? She’s freakin hideous. Add in the fact she’s prolly already has 4 other nasty sausages in her before your turn came around that day. Jeezus...
She..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 2/19/2020 8:52 am : link
looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.

It's from  
BigBlue in Keys : 2/19/2020 8:55 am : link
the fluoride they put in our water!
In fairness, that's probably not the most flattering picture of her  
Greg from LI : 2/19/2020 8:57 am : link
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Sometimes you just have to  
section125 : 2/19/2020 9:17 am : link
feel bad for people. Wonder what the chances of alcohol or drug abuse lead to this situation.

Shamwow! Sure I have one away somewhere.
I have to say....  
Greg from LI : 2/19/2020 9:20 am : link
The Graty really gets shortchanged in the pantheon of Vince-promoted gadgets. All anyone ever wants to talk about is the Shamwow and the Slap Chop.
RE: She..  
pjcas18 : 2/19/2020 9:22 am : link
In comment 14813810 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.


this is supposedly the hooker pre-beating from a different mug shot I guess. Maybe pre-meth too.

RE: RE: She..  
BigBlueShock : 2/19/2020 9:40 am : link
In comment 14813831 pjcas18 said:
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In comment 14813810 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.




this is supposedly the hooker pre-beating from a different mug shot I guess. Maybe pre-meth too.


I’m not sure whether that’s the same woman or not but those two pics aren’t from the same mug shots as each other. Looking at the pics, the hair style is different (pic on the left is much longer) and the gown is not on the same way. In one it is on backwards. Probably been arrested multiple times
RE: RE: RE: She..  
BigBlueShock : 2/19/2020 9:41 am : link
In comment 14813839 BigBlueShock said:
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In comment 14813831 pjcas18 said:


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In comment 14813810 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.




this is supposedly the hooker pre-beating from a different mug shot I guess. Maybe pre-meth too.




I’m not sure whether that’s the same woman or not but those two pics aren’t from the same mug shots as each other. Looking at the pics, the hair style is different (pic on the left is much longer) and the gown is not on the same way. In one it is on backwards. Probably been arrested multiple times

Sorry, the pic on the RIGHT the hair is much longer
I always liked and respected the man  
Moondawg : 2/19/2020 10:02 am : link
But I just couldn't abide his policies
RE: RE: RE: She..  
pjcas18 : 2/19/2020 10:02 am : link
In comment 14813839 BigBlueShock said:
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In comment 14813831 pjcas18 said:


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In comment 14813810 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.




this is supposedly the hooker pre-beating from a different mug shot I guess. Maybe pre-meth too.




I’m not sure whether that’s the same woman or not but those two pics aren’t from the same mug shots as each other. Looking at the pics, the hair style is different (pic on the left is much longer) and the gown is not on the same way. In one it is on backwards. Probably been arrested multiple times


Yes, separate arrests and maybe even two different people - many websites linked the picture on the right to the story, so I think it may be the same person, different arrests.
RE: RE: She..  
The_Boss : 2/19/2020 10:04 am : link
In comment 14813831 pjcas18 said:
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In comment 14813810 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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looks a lot like a haggard Caroline Rhea.




this is supposedly the hooker pre-beating from a different mug shot I guess. Maybe pre-meth too.



Is her top inside out and backwards on the left picture?
This all happened over 11 years ago.  
LS : 2/19/2020 10:12 am : link
No arrests were made. He went on to sell a bunch of other products.
Of course..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 2/19/2020 10:17 am : link
arrests were made. You don't get mugshots for Glamour takes.

Maybe you mean convictions??
Let's go to the judges scorecard.  
MTN-G-man : 2/19/2020 10:21 am : link
Referee Joe Alibaster scores it...…..
RE: She didn't love his nuts.  
allstarjim : 2/19/2020 10:31 am : link
In comment 14813794 Ryan said:
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I know a guy who bought a shamwow  
SomeFan : 2/19/2020 11:42 am : link
He said it’s absorbency was akin to plastic wrap.
RE: Damn  
LakeGeorgeGiant : 2/19/2020 2:26 pm : link
In comment 14813805 BigBlueShock said:
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Men actually pay to have sex with that thing? She’s freakin hideous. Add in the fact she’s prolly already has 4 other nasty sausages in her before your turn came around that day. Jeezus...


That's your take away from this?
RE: RE: Damn  
BigBlueShock : 2/19/2020 2:30 pm : link
In comment 14814256 LakeGeorgeGiant said:
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In comment 14813805 BigBlueShock said:


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Men actually pay to have sex with that thing? She’s freakin hideous. Add in the fact she’s prolly already has 4 other nasty sausages in her before your turn came around that day. Jeezus...



That's your take away from this?

Yes. Yes it is.
To be fair  
MattyKid : 2/19/2020 3:21 pm : link
That was 10 years ago
RE: Damn  
Scyber : 2/19/2020 4:41 pm : link
In comment 14813805 BigBlueShock said:
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Men actually pay to have sex with that thing? She’s freakin hideous. Add in the fact she’s prolly already has 4 other nasty sausages in her before your turn came around that day. Jeezus...


They don't pay for the sex, they pay for them to leave afterward.
RE: Of course..  
LS : 2/20/2020 10:56 am : link
In comment 14813878 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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arrests were made. You don't get mugshots for Glamour takes.

Maybe you mean convictions??


Yes, that's probably more accurate. No formal charges were filed. On February 7, 2009, Offer and a 26-year-old escort he was dating were arrested in Miami Beach, Florida after a physical altercation. Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either person.
a 26 year old escort he was "dating"  
Greg from LI : 2/20/2020 11:09 am : link
When they put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad at all!
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