Among the many players we hope will benefit from having new coaches - guys like Baker, Hernandez, Carter and Ximines - one guy is almost never mentioned, probably because he's been virtually invisible since being drafted in the 5th Round in 2018.
I'm speaking, of course, of R.J. McIntosh, another forgotten man.
I'm going to go out on a limb, push all my chips to the center of the table, and say categorically and for the record that under the tutelage of new DL Coach Sean Spencer, aka "Coach Chaos," McIntosh will become a force to be reckoned with, the likes of which the Giants haven't had since Justin Tuck retired.
Now, go ahead and hit me with
Damn, Klaatu, what have you been smoking? Post your Peter Griffin "Who The Hell Cares" memes. Do your worst. I don't care. I'm not backing down. McIntosh is ready to dominate!
You heard it here first.
Damn, a minute, forty-one seconds of highlights for a whole season? That's it? WTF?
Prepare to be amazed Giants fans: R.J. McIntosh 2019 Highlights
He's not getting blocked. He's retreating, tactically.
Wrong.
Actually, Gettlemen drafted him.
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One of his few highlights was him getting blocked and having the RB go for 10 yards? This can be seen at the 1 minute mark.
He's not getting blocked. He's retreating, tactically.
Ha! Nice
The_Boss is Newman!!!
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Couldn’t see the sarcasm
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Sarcasm/joke who gives a fuck? McIntosh sucks.
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Couldn’t see the sarcasm
That was sarcasm?
Sarcasm/joke who gives a fuck? McIntosh sucks.
And yeah I knew fucking Dave drafted him.
If I remember he was supposed to go higher but had some health issue that I dont believe was ever revealed...if it was I missed it. However he hasnt flashed even once that I can remember.
Coming from an expert like you ... I’m going with Klats ... the LI water has clearly affected your judgement.
Right. You got me.
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He's not good
Coming from an expert like you ... I’m going with Klats ... the LI water has clearly affected your judgement.
Yeah!
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Nothing. I've been waiting on Greg Robinson to show up with my delivery, but he hasn't arrived yet, and he's not answering his phone.
I hope you’re right. Let’s see this summer if he makes the squad.
Absolutely. Trust Coach Chaos to whip these guys into shape.
Just think, when he's piling up the tackles, racking up the sacks, you can be like I knew him when he only had 101 seconds of highlights.
Then you can smile, and use thumbs-up emojis 'n stuff.
Exactly.
We also have a C.J., if you count Conrad, and if we're smart we'll sign A.J. McCarron as a backup QB.
Patterns, my friend. It's all about the patterns.
And the serendipity.
And other movies starring Kate Beckinsale.
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You know what happens when you assume...
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2020 here we come! No more bullshit!
Exactly.
We also have a C.J., if you count Conrad, and if we're smart we'll sign A.J. McCarron as a backup QB.
Patterns, my friend. It's all about the patterns.
And the serendipity.
And other movies starring Kate Beckinsale.
I met her.
I hope your taste in DLs is better than actors.