You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A F'in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a F what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?'
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Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
How do you know the torque wrench was accurate?
Because it had just been verified as accurate by the state bureau of weights and measures!
Exactly how accurate was it?
Dead on, balls, accurate!
Well in that case, I guess the f'in faucet is broken.
YA HONA PLEASE HUH!?
Oh.... sorry....
I think ... I get... the point
No no. I’m not jerking you off, I’m not doing anything!
Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.
What are you, a f*cking world traveler?
Youts.
The what?
Youts.
14/18???
WTF are the 4 critics who didn't like/recommend it?
They should have been fired from their jobs chop chop.
Or better yet, arrested, charged and jailed in Bumfork, Alabama in cases of mistaken identity.
I'd be hard pressed to name a funnier movie in the history of cinema.
Numerous outstanding performances, and Tomei's performance alone is an all time great!!!
Yeah, you blend!
Your honor please!!
Oh, right..
Now, Mrs. Reilly and only Mrs. Reilly, how many fingers am I holding up now?
And if remove movies starring Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller, it's as if comedy is a dead genre.
I'm sure I'm overlooking someone, but name an actor or director who features comedy...
sebn bushes...