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“NO. The defense is WRAAWNG!”

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Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

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I’m not Jerry Gallo, i’m Jerry Calo!

Ugh what’s a yurt?

Hey, Stan. You're in Ala-F'in’-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol’ boy. There is NO WAY this is not goin’ to trial.

So I wore this - ridiculous thing - for you.

Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

You know, this could be a sign of things to come. You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help. Right? You win case, after case,-and then afterwards, you have to go up to somebody and you have to say-"Thank you"! Oh my God, what a F'in nightmare!

regular,creamy or al dente?

Because I closed it with a torque wrench to exactly the recommended tightness.

How do you know the torque wrench was accurate?

Because it had just been verified as accurate by the state bureau of weights and measures!

Exactly how accurate was it?

Dead on, balls, accurate!

Well in that case, I guess the f'in faucet is broken.

The counselor is holding up two fingers.

YA HONA PLEASE HUH!?

Oh.... sorry....

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I think ... I get... the point

What the fuck is your problem! I did not come down here just to get jerked off you know.

No no. I’m not jerking you off, I’m not doing anything!

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just achin’ to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids, not to mention your biological clock; my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more S we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!

Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

mrs riley....and ONLY mrs riley

you’re a tourist.

What are you, a f*cking world traveler?

Youts.

The what?

Youts.

Sure, I heard a grits. I just never actually seen a grit.

and there's a note that 14/18 "Critics" recommend it.

14/18???

WTF are the 4 critics who didn't like/recommend it?

They should have been fired from their jobs chop chop.

Or better yet, arrested, charged and jailed in Bumfork, Alabama in cases of mistaken identity.

I'd be hard pressed to name a funnier movie in the history of cinema.

Numerous outstanding performances, and Tomei's performance alone is an all time great!!!

Yeah, you blend!

It seems that genre has really fallen off lately.

the witness is holding up two fingers..

Your honor please!!

Oh, right..

Now, Mrs. Reilly and only Mrs. Reilly, how many fingers am I holding up now?

In comment 14844813 robbieballs2003 said:

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It seems that genre has really fallen off lately.

And if remove movies starring Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller, it's as if comedy is a dead genre.

I'm sure I'm overlooking someone, but name an actor or director who features comedy...

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"Breakfast?"

In comment 14844901 Tim in JTown said:

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