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NFT: Legal Advice Requested

FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 10:59 am
An older guy, sporting a ponytail, has approached me about filing a lawsuit.

I asked for a recap of the issue and I'm wading through a 25 page report with no formatted paragraphs.

Is it wrong to just dismiss it as a frivolous one since I don't think anyone over the age of 30 should sport a tail and I can't make sense of a voluminous manifesto or should I take this seriously?

Ideas??
Post it here so we can all laugh at it  
sb from NYT Forum : 3/30/2020 11:01 am : link
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Eh.....  
LeonBright45 : 3/30/2020 11:01 am : link
Fuck em. Use it to start a fire.
surely he's given it to you  
gidiefor : Mod : 3/30/2020 11:06 am : link
because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already
RE: surely he's given it to you  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 11:10 am : link
In comment 14853969 gidiefor said:
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because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already


And I'm not even a lawyer and I'm laughing!!!
I don't know FMIC  
Reb8thVA : 3/30/2020 11:12 am : link
I think there might be an overreaction there.. You might want to see if maybe there is some thing there there.
Sometimes its not good to act so  
Reb8thVA : 3/30/2020 11:13 am : link
hastily
.  
Matt in SGS : 3/30/2020 11:14 am : link
Sounds like an aging hippie.  
Big Al : 3/30/2020 11:15 am : link
Always hated them.
was the return address  
Moondawg : 3/30/2020 11:17 am : link
IN ALL CAPS?
RE: RE: surely he's given it to you  
Giantsfan79 : 3/30/2020 11:18 am : link
In comment 14853971 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 14853969 gidiefor said:


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because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already



And I'm not even a lawyer and I'm laughing!!!


if you aren't a lawyer, why did he give you his manifesto
You need to read that and summarize it here  
Mike from Ohio : 3/30/2020 11:18 am : link
Take one for the team!
Could be an ER doc...  
rmc3981 : 3/30/2020 11:20 am : link
they all have ponytails, don't exactly know why, but it's "their thing". :)
was it Manny  
JonC : 3/30/2020 11:22 am : link
in CA?
I received one of these type of manifestos  
gidiefor : Mod : 3/30/2020 11:22 am : link
from Colin Ferguson -- so be forewarned
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FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 11:22 am : link
In comment 14853986 Giantsfan79 said:
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In comment 14853971 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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In comment 14853969 gidiefor said:


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because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already



And I'm not even a lawyer and I'm laughing!!!



if you aren't a lawyer, why did he give you his manifesto


That's the question to crack the case!!
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EricJ : 3/30/2020 11:37 am : link
In comment 14853997 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 14853971 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already



And I'm not even a lawyer and I'm laughing!!!



if you aren't a lawyer, why did he give you his manifesto



That's the question to crack the case!!


FMiC... I am just confused as to why someone would approach you wit this since you said you are not a lawyer.
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Giantsfan79 : 3/30/2020 11:40 am : link
In comment 14853997 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 14853971 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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In comment 14853969 gidiefor said:


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because he was laughed out of some lawyer's office already



And I'm not even a lawyer and I'm laughing!!!



if you aren't a lawyer, why did he give you his manifesto



That's the question to crack the case!!


your response got me thinking, has your "client" recently faced repercussions from comments he's made? does the 25 page unformatted document discuss various prospects?
FMIC  
crick n NC : 3/30/2020 11:42 am : link
Has a special provision where he only represents those unfortunate to sport a tail after 30 years of age. You don't have to be an official legal representative to do this. It's more like charity work, FMIC'S way of giving back.

#ICONTRIBUTE
GiantsFan79  
gidiefor : Mod : 3/30/2020 11:44 am : link
WoW!

I think you nailed it Lol --

to the rest of you - please refrain from any specifics or we may have to delete
Well played  
mfsd : 3/30/2020 11:46 am : link
FatMan'
RE: FMIC  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 11:55 am : link
In comment 14854038 crick n NC said:
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Has a special provision where he only represents those unfortunate to sport a tail after 30 years of age. You don't have to be an official legal representative to do this. It's more like charity work, FMIC'S way of giving back.

#ICONTRIBUTE


We're all in this together

#WECONTRIBUTE
What you do for this stranger should be in direct proportion  
Marty in Albany : 3/30/2020 11:58 am : link
to the amount of money that he gave you to help him with his problem.
I'm 44, and usually keep Prince-Valiant-length hair  
Moondawg : 3/30/2020 12:09 pm : link
Owing to the virus, I'm home with a ponytail. Do I get a virus exemption for the faux-pas?
RE: I'm 44, and usually keep Prince-Valiant-length hair  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 12:16 pm : link
In comment 14854065 Moondawg said:
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Owing to the virus, I'm home with a ponytail. Do I get a virus exemption for the faux-pas?


Yes you do. Sounds like you are unlike other pony guys - you're getting the job done!!
FMIC  
Bill2 : 3/30/2020 1:00 pm : link
25 pages?

That only happens when its an egregious violation of justice.

This may just be starting as a "law thing" but I dunno.

Link it with the pony tail and other clues and I think this is going to wind up a Movement. If not a revolution.

Would that make you Che to your close personal friend Fidel?

Or Giap to your friend Ho?

Or Chou to your friend Mao?

Id get your image licensed so you get something from all the tee shirts and posters. Remember to tilt your head slightly up...very inspirational.

Although that does mean every chick under 20 will wear it as sign of their rebellion. That would present a real dilemma for ones eyeballs.

This could be your big break. Start putting all your sayings in a little red book. Might be forced re-education camps soon where the holdouts have to recite it out loud
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crick n NC : 3/30/2020 1:22 pm : link
In comment 14854055 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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Has a special provision where he only represents those unfortunate to sport a tail after 30 years of age. You don't have to be an official legal representative to do this. It's more like charity work, FMIC'S way of giving back.

#ICONTRIBUTE



We're all in this together

#WECONTRIBUTE


This warmed me heart
💛
RE: RE: I'm 44, and usually keep Prince-Valiant-length hair  
Moondawg : 3/30/2020 1:23 pm : link
In comment 14854075 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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Owing to the virus, I'm home with a ponytail. Do I get a virus exemption for the faux-pas?



Yes you do. Sounds like you are unlike other pony guys - you're getting the job done!!


RELIEF!
Hi Moondawg  
crick n NC : 3/30/2020 1:25 pm : link
I'm crick, have we met?
RE: Hi Moondawg  
Moondawg : 3/30/2020 2:07 pm : link
In comment 14854154 crick n NC said:
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I'm crick, have we met?


You may have met my twin brother, Moondwg
RE: RE: Hi Moondawg  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/30/2020 3:29 pm : link
In comment 14854204 Moondawg said:
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I'm crick, have we met?



You may have met my twin brother, Moondwg


Looks like a fraternal twin
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