No worries gtt. I think it should be in the good line category, especially when seen in the movie. He was so good in that and Peggy Sue Got Married. Became too weird after that.
the other thread, I always like the line Keanu Reeves says in Parenthood.
Quote:
Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
from Shawshank I love these contradictory line about Hope:
Andy in his letter to Red
Quote:
Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Red to Andy earlier:
Quote:
hope is a dangerous thing my friend,it can kill a man
The dichotomy of hope with the two perspectives was great.
the other thread, I always like the line Keanu Reeves says in Parenthood.
Quote:
Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
from Shawshank I love these contradictory line about Hope:
Andy in his letter to Red
Quote:
Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Red to Andy earlier:
Quote:
hope is a dangerous thing my friend,it can kill a man
The dichotomy of hope with the two perspectives was great.
These are great. Thanks, pj
Keanu's is one of my all time favorites. I think about it whenever I hear about a parent being an absolute turd.
Almost nothing beats "you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?".
Unless it's "We're not in Kansas anymore", or "As You Wish" or "They call me Mr. Tibbs".
My personal favorite though and this brings me back to the actor thread is ins response to "Am I hallucinating here, just what in the hell do you think you're doing?" which is " Learning about Cuba, having some food."
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The worst line from a major motion picture that is
Bud Abbott says, "You don't even know what a husband is.", to which Lou replied, "Sure I do...a husband is what’s left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me!...OH MY GOD!
*I'm having a vision of you bending over the stove. Now I can't see the stove.
*I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I *DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
*Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
*Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
*Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
*I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
*I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
*Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
*Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
*The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
not from a movie, but: Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name.
I started a thread on on this a couple weeks ago. The most hilariously cold movie line I've ever heard comes after Lecter admits to eating a patient: "Best thing for him really. His therapy was going nowhere."
Sargent: (points to his arm) What does 3 up and 3 down mean to you?
Costello: End of an inning?
See, that's interesting - I didn't know that Good Morning Vietnam swiped that line from Abbott and Costello.
Taking absolutely nothing from Madplaid, I think he was mistaken. That line doesn't appear in Buck Privates as far as I can remember. I own every A&C movie ever made and I've seen that particular one at least 50 times over the past 50 years. I could be wrong, but I don't remember it.
“I ain’t got time to bleed”
I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.”
No worries gtt. I think it should be in the good line category, especially when seen in the movie. He was so good in that and Peggy Sue Got Married. Became too weird after that.
Another from another hilarious movie:
Yes! Say it!! He vas my BOYFRIEND!
Another from another hilarious movie:
Yes! Say it!! He vas my BOYFRIEND!
HILARIOUS!
“What happened to Sully?,
Matrix:”I let him go”
“Let off some steam Bennett”.
That movie is the jackpot of good and bad lines.
from Shawshank I love these contradictory line about Hope:
Andy in his letter to Red
Red to Andy earlier:
The dichotomy of hope with the two perspectives was great.
Ha! Terrific quote.
Quote:
Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
from Shawshank I love these contradictory line about Hope:
Andy in his letter to Red
Quote:
Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Red to Andy earlier:
Quote:
hope is a dangerous thing my friend,it can kill a man
The dichotomy of hope with the two perspectives was great.
These are great. Thanks, pj
Keanu's is one of my all time favorites. I think about it whenever I hear about a parent being an absolute turd.
Most likely the best line of Sam Elliot's career
"How the hell would you know what kind of goddamned day it is?"
"Fine day, Sergeant Major"
"What are you now, the fuckin' weatherman?"
Unless it's "We're not in Kansas anymore", or "As You Wish" or "They call me Mr. Tibbs".
My personal favorite though and this brings me back to the actor thread is ins response to "Am I hallucinating here, just what in the hell do you think you're doing?" which is " Learning about Cuba, having some food."
I'll take you to the bank, Senator - the blood bank!
Keep the faith, Strannix!
What does it take to change the essence of a man?
"You fucked up, you trusted us" - Otter
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Boone: I thought you were pre-med?
Otter: What's the difference?
Thank you, Groucho
2nd favorite. From Groundhog Day: "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't today."
Thornton: "Lay off Vanessa. She gives good headache"
Lou: "I'm nice and I'm tough. I give you an example. My two boys, I put one through college, and the other one I put through a wall"
Troll 2 - ( New Window )
*I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I *DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
*Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
*Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
*Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
*I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
*I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
*Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
*Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
*The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
not from a movie, but: Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name.
Costello: End of an inning?
Costello: End of an inning?
See, that's interesting - I didn't know that Good Morning Vietnam swiped that line from Abbott and Costello.
- Rorschach
Quote:
Sargent: (points to his arm) What does 3 up and 3 down mean to you?
Costello: End of an inning?
See, that's interesting - I didn't know that Good Morning Vietnam swiped that line from Abbott and Costello.
Taking absolutely nothing from Madplaid, I think he was mistaken. That line doesn't appear in Buck Privates as far as I can remember. I own every A&C movie ever made and I've seen that particular one at least 50 times over the past 50 years. I could be wrong, but I don't remember it.
"He died like a pig."
"What did you say?"
"I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that while I beat the rap."
*Ness grabs Nitti, starts pushing him towards the edge*
"Hey.....hey!.....HEY!"
*Ness shoves him off the roof*
"Did he sound anything like that??"
"They can't all be winners" from Bad Santa