"Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein". Costello is complaining that he got the ugly girl when him and Abbott went out on a double date. "She had so much bridgework, every time I kissed her I had to pay a toll".
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Charlie: "Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.
Terry: "It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money."
Charlie: "Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money."
Terry: "You don't understand, I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody...instead of a bum...which is what I am. Let's face it... It was you, Charley."
"What, so I gotta sit here and eat desert alone like I'm fuckin Stephen Glansberg?" - superbad
Stephen Glansberg is not a character in the movie, despite him being showed. He's just a fuckin guy that's never mentioned again. But that one line made Seth and Evan so relatable in that movie, it just so perfectly contextualized how their high school worked, who they were in comparison, and it was all just by virtue of having "that kid known for doing something weird" thrown into it in such a natural way.
Makes sense since Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg started writing that script in like 8th grade. It's such a "went to a big public school system" kid line.
Fuck it, I also love the line from 40 year old virgin where Andy tells his coworker he 'drives' a bike, and gets "ok mr Schwinn Fuckin Armstrong, who asked you, to drive a bike?",. Schwinn fuckin armstrong got me on day 1, and will always get me till I do. Fuckin hilarious and such natural dialogue.
“Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders — the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” — but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”
Mona Lisa Vito
“I ain’t got time to bleed”
You got time to duck?!
Kurt Douglass and John Wayne.
After a shoot out Douglass says to Wayne "mine hit the ground first"
Wayne "mine was taller".
Go ahead, make my day.
We'll always have Paris.
Link - ( New Window )
John Cleese, Silverado: "Today my jurisdiction ends here."
Changed the movie industry forever.
"You talkin' to me?!"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
"You broke my heart, Fredo."
"Look into your heart."
"He was a soldier of Rome, honor him"
"Freeeedom!"
"Do you believe in Jesus Christ ? ( pause ) You're about to meet him"
And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. - ( New Window )
“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
“We are the Knights who say... NI.”
“It's just a flesh wound.”
“Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.”
I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.
"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
Terry: "It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money."
Charlie: "Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money."
Terry: "You don't understand, I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody...instead of a bum...which is what I am. Let's face it... It was you, Charley."
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"You're gonna do it!"
I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.
"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
Best from original Rocky: You're a greasy mean Italian Tank! You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!!"
Quote:
"You're gonna do it!"
I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.
"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
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In comment 14926746 Bob in VA said:
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"You're gonna do it!"
I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.
"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
I thought Drago's lines were pretty good.
I must break you
"Warriors, come out to play-ay!"
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
"Bond. James Bond."
"Pop quiz, asshole. You have a hair trigger aimed at your head. What do you do, what do you do?"
"The first rule of Fight Club is..."
Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man.
Will Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Frank Barone: “Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?”
A: "I think of a man...and take away reason and accountability."
Classic.
Stephen Glansberg is not a character in the movie, despite him being showed. He's just a fuckin guy that's never mentioned again. But that one line made Seth and Evan so relatable in that movie, it just so perfectly contextualized how their high school worked, who they were in comparison, and it was all just by virtue of having "that kid known for doing something weird" thrown into it in such a natural way.
Makes sense since Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg started writing that script in like 8th grade. It's such a "went to a big public school system" kid line.
Fuck it, I also love the line from 40 year old virgin where Andy tells his coworker he 'drives' a bike, and gets "ok mr Schwinn Fuckin Armstrong, who asked you, to drive a bike?",. Schwinn fuckin armstrong got me on day 1, and will always get me till I do. Fuckin hilarious and such natural dialogue.
"you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall."
Worst: "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."
From one of history's worst movies, "Battlefield Earth"
"I think some people here may be sexually inexperienced (and he points at the fat kid) so is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
Cobra: “Go ahead, I don’t shop here anyway”
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders — the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” — but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”