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NFT: How about best and worst movie lines

gtt350 : 6/30/2020 10:35 am
as mentioned in worst actors thread "Where's Bobby Lupo"? hilariously terrible

"Opsy daisy" Daniel Day Lewis . terrific

"He cut off my hand he cut off my hand". Nicholas Cage terrible
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Killian! Here lies Sub Zero!  
Silver Spoon : 6/30/2020 12:50 pm : link
Now, plain zero!
I don't know if it's a best or worst  
gtt350 : 6/30/2020 1:08 pm : link
" say hello to my lil friend"
"Now I ask you.  
PA Aggie : 6/30/2020 1:15 pm : link
Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"

Mona Lisa Vito
"Leave the gun  
PEEJ : 6/30/2020 1:24 pm : link
take the cannoli"
RE: the  
GManinDC : 6/30/2020 1:32 pm : link
In comment 14926661 Eric from BBI said:
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best AND worst movie line:

“I ain’t got time to bleed”


You got time to duck?!
Greg  
GManinDC : 6/30/2020 1:33 pm : link
Bravo!
War Wagon  
Bubba : 6/30/2020 1:34 pm : link
2 competitive gunmen
Kurt Douglass and John Wayne.
After a shoot out Douglass says to Wayne "mine hit the ground first"

Wayne "mine was taller".
We're gonna need a bigger boat  
Bill L : 6/30/2020 1:36 pm : link
They're here...

Go ahead, make my day.

We'll always have Paris.
Life IS pain, princess  
Greg from LI : 6/30/2020 1:40 pm : link
Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Lauren Bacall  
Ira : 6/30/2020 1:43 pm : link
Whistle
Link - ( New Window )
we're gonna need some more fbi guys i guess  
GManinDC : 6/30/2020 1:49 pm : link
..
Paul Newman, Butch Cassidy:  
MOOPS : 6/30/2020 1:59 pm : link
"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

John Cleese, Silverado: "Today my jurisdiction ends here."
Utah! Get me two!  
mfsd : 6/30/2020 2:11 pm : link
And my submission for the best/worst line...I used to fuck guys like you in prison

Risky Business  
Hazlet Giant's Fan : 6/30/2020 2:26 pm : link
Ok so whose the U Boat commander.





Frankly my Dear,  
joeinpa : 6/30/2020 2:27 pm : link
I don’t give a dam. “. That line from Gone With The Wind,

Changed the movie industry forever.
Leo Gorcey from the  
Bubba : 6/30/2020 2:28 pm : link
The Bowery Boys. "Let's simonize our watches so we get there on time".
They Call Me Mister Tibbs!  
steve in ky : 6/30/2020 2:29 pm : link
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How could we forget:  
Bubba : 6/30/2020 2:32 pm : link
Boggie: "Of all the gin joints ...." "Here's looking at you kid".
Show me the money!  
adamg : 6/30/2020 2:45 pm : link
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You talking to me?  
adamg : 6/30/2020 2:46 pm : link
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!  
Spider43 : 6/30/2020 2:47 pm : link
"It was only a momentary loss of muscular coordination."

"You talkin' to me?!"

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"

"You broke my heart, Fredo."

"Look into your heart."

"He was a soldier of Rome, honor him"

"Freeeedom!"
An oldie but goody  
Ron from Ninerland : 6/30/2020 2:47 pm : link
Charles Bronson in Death Wish 2:

"Do you believe in Jesus Christ ? ( pause ) You're about to meet him"
Dean Wormer...  
BamaBlue : 6/30/2020 2:48 pm : link
"Son... fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

The Third Man  
adamg : 6/30/2020 2:50 pm : link
Orson Welles
And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. - ( New Window )
Pull my finger  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 6/30/2020 2:52 pm : link
Jasper in Children of Men
Children of Men is such a terrific movie  
Greg from LI : 6/30/2020 2:58 pm : link
And so few people have watched it. A shame.
Best line  
Professor Falken : 6/30/2020 3:03 pm : link
"Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein". Costello is complaining that he got the ugly girl when him and Abbott went out on a double date. "She had so much bridgework, every time I kissed her I had to pay a toll".
Need Some Holy Grail  
Trainmaster : 6/30/2020 3:10 pm : link
“Tis but a scratch!”

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

“What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

“We are the Knights who say... NI.”

“It's just a flesh wound.”

“Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.”
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pjcas18 : 6/30/2020 3:14 pm : link
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
RE: Worst - Adrian in Rocky 4  
bceagle05 : 6/30/2020 3:18 pm : link
In comment 14926746 Bob in VA said:
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"You're gonna do it!"

I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.

"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
How about, for one of the best, this dialog?  
rnargi : 6/30/2020 3:46 pm : link
Charlie: "Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.

Terry: "It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money."

Charlie: "Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money."

Terry: "You don't understand, I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody...instead of a bum...which is what I am. Let's face it... It was you, Charley."
RE: RE: Worst - Adrian in Rocky 4  
Victor in CT : 6/30/2020 3:49 pm : link
In comment 14926868 bceagle05 said:
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In comment 14926746 Bob in VA said:


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"You're gonna do it!"


I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.

"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"


Best from original Rocky: You're a greasy mean Italian Tank! You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!!"
RE: RE: Worst - Adrian in Rocky 4  
Ron from Ninerland : 6/30/2020 3:58 pm : link
In comment 14926868 bceagle05 said:
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In comment 14926746 Bob in VA said:


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"You're gonna do it!"


I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.

"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"
I thought Drago's lines were pretty good.
RE: RE: RE: Worst - Adrian in Rocky 4  
Victor in CT : 6/30/2020 4:09 pm : link
In comment 14926894 Ron from Ninerland said:
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In comment 14926868 bceagle05 said:


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In comment 14926746 Bob in VA said:


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"You're gonna do it!"


I was gonna submit this whole movie for the worst lines category.

"If I can change....and you can change...EVERYBODY can change!!!"

I thought Drago's lines were pretty good.


I must break you
Surely you can't be serious  
Spider43 : 6/30/2020 4:29 pm : link
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Warriors, come out to play-ay!"

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."

"Bond. James Bond."

"Pop quiz, asshole. You have a hair trigger aimed at your head. What do you do, what do you do?"

"The first rule of Fight Club is..."
“Mortimer ....  
Spider56 : 6/30/2020 4:41 pm : link
We’re Back !”
" pay that man pay that man his money"  
gtt350 : 6/30/2020 4:42 pm : link
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pjcas18 : 6/30/2020 4:44 pm : link
John McClane (and Hans Gruber): Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker

Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man.

Will Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
"You brought 2, too many"  
steve in ky : 6/30/2020 5:16 pm : link
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Another Ivan Drago  
CRinCA : 6/30/2020 5:18 pm : link
“If he dies, he dies.”
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MOOPS : 6/30/2020 5:38 pm : link
Marie Barone: “I’m not just some trophy wife.”

Frank Barone: “Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?”
Nicholson from "As Good As It Gets" ...  
CMc in 342 : 6/30/2020 5:52 pm : link
Q: "How do you write women so well?"

A: "I think of a man...and take away reason and accountability."

Classic.
The best movie line for anyone born after 1985  
Sonic Youth : 6/30/2020 6:00 pm : link
"What, so I gotta sit here and eat desert alone like I'm fuckin Stephen Glansberg?" - superbad

Stephen Glansberg is not a character in the movie, despite him being showed. He's just a fuckin guy that's never mentioned again. But that one line made Seth and Evan so relatable in that movie, it just so perfectly contextualized how their high school worked, who they were in comparison, and it was all just by virtue of having "that kid known for doing something weird" thrown into it in such a natural way.

Makes sense since Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg started writing that script in like 8th grade. It's such a "went to a big public school system" kid line.

Fuck it, I also love the line from 40 year old virgin where Andy tells his coworker he 'drives' a bike, and gets "ok mr Schwinn Fuckin Armstrong, who asked you, to drive a bike?",. Schwinn fuckin armstrong got me on day 1, and will always get me till I do. Fuckin hilarious and such natural dialogue.
Best, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"  
montanagiant : 6/30/2020 6:02 pm : link
From a Few Good Men, which also had another great one:
"you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall."

Worst: "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."

From one of history's worst movies, "Battlefield Earth"
The best line from 40 year old Virgin  
pjcas18 : 6/30/2020 6:23 pm : link
was when Steve Carell was at the health clinic with his girlfriends daughter and he says:

"I think some people here may be sexually inexperienced (and he points at the fat kid) so is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
I"t's Twue, it's Twue"; also "Everything from the waist down is kaput"  
yatqb : 6/30/2020 6:36 pm : link
Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles.
Worst: Stallone, Cobra  
eric2425ny : 6/30/2020 7:04 pm : link
Bad guy: “I’ll blow this whole store up man!”

Cobra: “Go ahead, I don’t shop here anyway”
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Sneakers O'toole : 6/30/2020 7:04 pm : link
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody
Princess Bride had some great ones  
montanagiant : 6/30/2020 7:05 pm : link
“Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders — the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” — but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”
Best and worst  
Sneakers O'toole : 6/30/2020 7:05 pm : link
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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