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NFT: The best movie and tv lines by women

Ron from Ninerland : 6/30/2020 4:32 pm
I noticed in the other thread almost all the lines were delivered by men. To be fair, I thought I'd start a thread for the best lines by women.

“get away from her you bitch”

“i volunteer as tribute”

“do you know what happens to toad when its stuck by lightning ? (pause) The same thing that happens to everything else”

“This will not be over quickly, You will not enjoy it. I am not your Queen”

“You’re not going to serve, You’re going to die”
Is that a gun in your pocket?  
Spider56 : 6/30/2020 4:42 pm : link
Or are you just happy to see me ?
Always loved this Betty Davis line  
US1 Giants : 6/30/2020 4:45 pm : link
in Of Human Bondage

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“You dirty swine! I never cared for you — not once! I was always making a fool of ya. Ya bored me stiff! I hated ya! It made me sick when I had to let you kiss me! I only did it because ya begged me. Ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth — wipe my mouth!”

"That was not a marriage made in heaven."  
bceagle05 : 6/30/2020 4:49 pm : link
- Carmela Soprano, after finding out about the end of the Janice/Richie relationship.

"I gave my life to my children on a silver platter!" - Livia Soprano
Fitting for today  
Professor Falken : 6/30/2020 4:49 pm : link
Estelle Reiner-"I'll have what she's having."
Can anyone beat  
Bill L : 6/30/2020 4:53 pm : link
"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
is it twue what they say about you people being gifted?  
Victor in CT : 6/30/2020 4:54 pm : link
(zipper opens) oh it's twue! It's twue it's twue it's twue!!!!!
also from Blazing Saddles  
Victor in CT : 6/30/2020 4:58 pm : link
Is that a ten gallon you're wearing or are you just glad to see me?

Are you in show business shotzie?

Nope!

Then get your fwiggin' feet off the stage!!
Betty Davis “All About Eve”  
Dave on the UWS : 6/30/2020 5:01 pm : link
“Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!”
There's no place  
pjcas18 : 6/30/2020 5:05 pm : link
like home
Toto  
pjcas18 : 6/30/2020 5:05 pm : link
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
You fell asleep?...  
YAJ2112 : 6/30/2020 5:06 pm : link
and just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!
"And by the way, they're real...  
bceagle05 : 6/30/2020 5:08 pm : link
and they're spectacular."
Don't ever leave me  
Spider43 : 6/30/2020 5:18 pm : link
Gloria Cleary: "Good, coz' I'd find you."
RE: Fitting for today  
LBH15 : 6/30/2020 5:22 pm : link
In comment 14926928 Professor Falken said:
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Estelle Reiner-"I'll have what she's having."


nice job here
"I'll get you my pretty,  
LBH15 : 6/30/2020 5:23 pm : link
and your little dog too!"

Wicked Witch of the West
Meg Ryan  
Trainmaster : 6/30/2020 5:24 pm : link
“Yes !!! ... Yes !!!! ... Yes !!! “

Followed by the even better:

"I'll have what she's having"
I want to have what she is having  
George from PA : 6/30/2020 5:26 pm : link
Estelle Reiner....when harry met sally
from The Thin Man  
TJ : 6/30/2020 5:29 pm : link
Marion:
"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."

Makes me laugh every time I see that movie.

Also from Law and Order
Shambala Green:
"Jesuitical Casuistry!"
Bogart got all the great quotes in Casablanca  
LBH15 : 6/30/2020 5:31 pm : link
but Ingrid Bergman did say..."Play it Sam, play as Time Goes By."
Mae West  
US1 Giants : 6/30/2020 5:51 pm : link
Quote:
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

OK some of dem are goin home  
Stu11 : 6/30/2020 5:52 pm : link
...
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls  
Spider43 : 6/30/2020 5:59 pm : link
Rose: "Wearing this... wearing only this."
Lauren Bacall  
ColHowPepper : 6/30/2020 6:24 pm : link
Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
RE: Meg Ryan  
Mark from Jersey : 6/30/2020 7:21 pm : link
In comment 14926959 Trainmaster said:
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“Yes !!! ... Yes !!!! ... Yes !!! “

Followed by the even better:

"I'll have what she's having"
Scrolled down WAY too far to find this one.
Traci Lords in her first non-porn movie 'Not Of This Earth'  
smshmth8690 : 6/30/2020 7:55 pm : link
the other character says that they have to go down into the basement,
TL: "I don't go down"
This  
Stan in LA : 6/30/2020 8:15 pm : link
"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
One more  
Stan in LA : 6/30/2020 8:16 pm : link
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

-A Streetcar Named Desire
Last one  
Stan in LA : 6/30/2020 8:19 pm : link
"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."

-Sunset Boulevard
No Marisa Tomei?  
mattlawson : 6/30/2020 8:42 pm : link
Imagine you’re a deer....
RE: You fell asleep?...  
BestFeature : 6/30/2020 9:36 pm : link
In comment 14926945 YAJ2112 said:
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and just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!


Was that Rachel to Ross?
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"  
Chris684 : 6/30/2020 9:41 pm : link
..
RE: No Marisa Tomei?  
Stu11 : 6/30/2020 9:53 pm : link
In comment 14927048 mattlawson said:
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Imagine you’re a deer....

"And you blend"
"A Dingo ate my Baby!"  
montanagiant : 6/30/2020 9:54 pm : link
.
“I’m not bad...  
Big Blue Blogger : 6/30/2020 10:46 pm : link
... I’m just drawn they way.”

“You had me at hello.”

“Or maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”

“Life’s a bitch... Now so am I”

“Hey, Stud.”

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
Correction:  
Big Blue Blogger : 6/30/2020 10:48 pm : link
“Tell me about it, Stud.”
RE: Lauren Bacall  
Del Shofner : 6/30/2020 11:02 pm : link
In comment 14926985 ColHowPepper said:
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Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.


End of thread, IMO.
Carrie Fisher has some great lines. If  
Big Blue Blogger : 6/30/2020 11:09 pm : link
The most famous are Leia memes like:
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
and
“I know”.

But also, from “When Harry Met Sally...”:
“Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.”
“I want you to know... that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.”
“Tell me I'll never have to be out there again.”
“Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth.”
“You're right, you're right. I know you're right.”
Katherine Hepburn...  
BamaBlue : 7/1/2020 7:22 am : link
to Henry Fonda in 'On Golden Pond'... "Listen to me Mister, you're my knight in shining armor. Don't forget it!"
I was expecting to find  
ATL_Giants : 7/1/2020 7:53 am : link
porn quotes. Sorry fellas, I underestimated you all.
"Why don't you  
SCGiantsFan : 7/1/2020 7:59 am : link
come up and see me some time!" Mae West
RE: RE: You fell asleep?...  
YAJ2112 : 7/1/2020 8:36 am : link
In comment 14927066 BestFeature said:
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In comment 14926945 YAJ2112 said:


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and just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Was that Rachel to Ross?


Yes.

I knew it!
Don’t speak.  
MadPlaid : 7/1/2020 8:38 am : link
Yes! Say it! He vas my BOYFRIEND!!

I’m melting, I’m melting!!

Ew, David!!
From La Femme Nikita (1990 Film)  
Jim in Forest Hills : 7/1/2020 8:49 am : link
She kisses her handler and says..

"I'll never kiss you again"

This destroys him. Great line and scene.
Ah, sweet mystery of life,...  
BMac : 7/1/2020 9:12 am : link
...at last I've found you!
"Yeah, man.  
jhibb : 7/1/2020 9:16 am : link
The man said if you want to shoot nails, this here is the Cadillac, man. He mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it."


(or just about any other line she delivers in that scene)
I have a head for business and a bod for sin....  
jonnyess : 7/1/2020 7:55 pm : link
-Tess McGill; Working Girl
RE: RE: No Marisa Tomei?  
BlueLou'sBack : 7/2/2020 2:59 am : link
In comment 14927077 Stu11 said:
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In comment 14927048 mattlawson said:


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Imagine you’re a deer....


"And you blend"


Oh for me there's a brick shithouse full of great Marissa Time I quotes as the character Mona Lisa Whatever in My Cousin Vinny. The dialogue between her and Pesci over the dripping faucet in the hotel bathroom just kills me. Just paraphrasing now, but this:

MT: "It's broken."

JP: "How do you know it's broken? Maybe you just didn't tighten it enough?"

"I tightened it just right. I used a torque wrench and tightened it to exactly the correct lbs per sq in."

"How do you know the torque wrench was accurate?"

"Because it had just been calibrated by the official beaureau of weights and measures to be accurate."

"How accurate was it?"

"Dead on balls accurate!"
"Leeloo Dallas Multipass"  
TXRabbit : 7/2/2020 3:07 am : link
"she Knows it's a multipass, we're in love"
RE: RE: RE: No Marisa Tomei?  
PEEJ : 7/2/2020 7:53 am : link
In comment 14927689 BlueLou'sBack said:
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In comment 14927077 Stu11 said:


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In comment 14927048 mattlawson said:


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Imagine you’re a deer....


"And you blend"



Oh for me there's a brick shithouse full of great Marissa Time I quotes as the character Mona Lisa Whatever in My Cousin Vinny. The dialogue between her and Pesci over the dripping faucet in the hotel bathroom just kills me. Just paraphrasing now, but this:

MT: "It's broken."

JP: "How do you know it's broken? Maybe you just didn't tighten it enough?"

"I tightened it just right. I used a torque wrench and tightened it to exactly the correct lbs per sq in."

"How do you know the torque wrench was accurate?"

"Because it had just been calibrated by the official beaureau of weights and measures to be accurate."

"How accurate was it?"

"Dead on balls accurate!"


"It's an industry term"
“As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!”  
Crispino : 7/2/2020 8:06 am : link
-Vivian Leigh, Gone With the Wind
PEEJ, thanks for that!  
BlueLou'sBack : 7/2/2020 9:20 am : link
I forgot the whipped cream and nuts on top of the Sunday.

Although Fred Gwynne's one liner may have stole another of Tomei's excellent scenes, ad the car expert "hostile witness".

JP: "I call Miss Mona Lisa to the stand as an expert witness."

MT: "I'm not testifying,forget it!"

JP "Can I call her as a hostile witness?"

FG "You two know each other?"

MT "Yeah, he's my fiancee."

FG "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."

Followed by MT's short monologue beginning with "My father's a mechanic. His father was a mechanic. His three brothers were mechanics. Three of my four brothers are mechanics."

Opposing counsel: "So one of your brothers in not a mechanic?"

MT: "His wife is a mechanic."
Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel  
US1 Giants : 7/2/2020 2:43 pm : link
“I want to be alone.”
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