I noticed in the other thread almost all the lines were delivered by men. To be fair, I thought I'd start a thread for the best lines by women.
“get away from her you bitch”
“i volunteer as tribute”
“do you know what happens to toad when its stuck by lightning ? (pause) The same thing that happens to everything else”
“This will not be over quickly, You will not enjoy it. I am not your Queen”
“You’re not going to serve, You’re going to die”
Although Fred Gwynne's one liner may have stole another of Tomei's excellent scenes, ad the car expert "hostile witness".
JP: "I call Miss Mona Lisa to the stand as an expert witness."
MT: "I'm not testifying,forget it!"
JP "Can I call her as a hostile witness?"
FG "You two know each other?"
MT "Yeah, he's my fiancee."
FG "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."
Followed by MT's short monologue beginning with "My father's a mechanic. His father was a mechanic. His three brothers were mechanics. Three of my four brothers are mechanics."
Opposing counsel: "So one of your brothers in not a mechanic?"
MT: "His wife is a mechanic."
Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.
Best moment in television! Chandler appearing from behind the door as if by magic to yell, “I knew it!” is the icing on the cake for that scene!
Now, go away!
No
Shrugs
She's hysterical
Did I think you would bust a cap in my crown? No
You and I have unfinished business
Pei Mei taught you the Five Palm Exploding Heart Technique?
Of course he did
How come you never told me?
I dunno. Because Im a bad person?
You are not a bad person. In fact, you are my favorite person.
How do I look?
You look ready
Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.”
Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.”
LO fooking L