Jane: He had a mustache, about 6'3"
Frank: Awfully tall mustache
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Frank: Sam, why don't you play our song.
Sam: Sure, Frank......DING, DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WICKED WITCH-
Frank: On second thought, why don't you play the other one?
Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed.
Lt. Frank Drebin : [to applause] Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.
This joke always gets me like the Julius Caeser one from NG1
Commissioner: I would like now to introduce a most distinguished American. This week he is being honored for his one 1000th drug dealer killed. Ladies and gentleman please welcome Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad.
Drebin: In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily they turned out to be drug dealers.
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
Frank: Awfully tall mustache
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Frank: Sam, why don't you play our song.
Sam: Sure, Frank......DING, DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WICKED WITCH-
Frank: On second thought, why don't you play the other one?
Jane: I grew up on Lake Erie. There's nothing quite like it.
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Hapsburg: I don't recall seeing your name on the guest list, Lieutenant.
Frank: Nothing to be embarrassed about. I sometimes go by my maiden name.
Lt. Frank Drebin : [to applause] Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.
Drebin: In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily they turned out to be drug dealers.