This subject came around last week so, belatedly, I offer
one from Bette Davis' first movie "Cabin In The Cotton"
which was (to a male suitor) "I'd love to kiss you honey
but I just washed my hair".
... Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion.
You see...
'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'
Here's looking at you kid'
'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse'
'Rosebud'
'All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up.'
Leave the gun...take the cannoli
A man with a suit and briefcase can steal more than a man with a gun.
We have both kinds of music here..we have country and western
“I want to go someplace warm, a place where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen”
There’s Something About Mary:
“How in the hell did you get the beans above the frank”
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class."
"I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all, ALL eligible for military service."
Mayor Carmine De Pasto:
"If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it."
Dean Vernon Wormer:
"Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college."
Mayor Carmine De Pasto:
"Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
RE: and I spent my teens and 20's quoting Caddyshack
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No.
Carl: "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth... and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know... for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No.
Carl: "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth... and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know... for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Hahaha! I used to work on a golf course, all of the greenskeepers knew every single Carl quote verbatim. Every morning we'd spark a fatty and as we jumped on the greens mowers we'd call out "Cannonball!" Good times.
You have the right to remain dead.
Anything you do will be used against you.
You have the right to a coroner.
If you cannot afford one a medical examiner will be appointed.
RE: and I spent my teens and 20's quoting Caddyshack
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Best part of this entire quote is the club selections and yardage for each shot. Starts off at 450 yards with a 2 iron for the first shot; Second shot 350 yards left meaning he only hit the ball a 100 yards, then he has 195 left and holes out with an 8 iron. Can't hit the 2 iron 100, but can pipe is short iron. I just always found that funny.
I believe Murray had done this whole speech ad lib.
You see...
Here's looking at you kid'
'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse'
'Rosebud'
'All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up.'
“No, I am your father”
“I know”
“Do or do not. There is no try.“
No. I am your father.
"The horror...the horror."
There are dozens of other great ones that could make up a thread of its own.
A man with a suit and briefcase can steal more than a man with a gun.
We have both kinds of music here..we have country and western
Thornton: "Lay off Vanessa. She gives good headache"
Thornton: "If that dress had pockets you'd look like a pool table"
"Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My offer is this: nothing."
Michael gives the Senator that deadly look and you can see the blood drain from the Senator's face.
Ace Ventura: "well, thank you Lois, but I'm already in a relationship"
Thornton: "Lay off Vanessa. She gives good headache"
Thornton: "If that dress had pockets you'd look like a pool table"
“First prize, a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize, a set of steak knives. Third prize, you’re fired.”
"Go ahead, make my day."
Waters?! We're in a DESERT!
I was misinformed.
Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?
There’s Something About Mary:
“How in the hell did you get the beans above the frank”
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' "
and of course
Dorothy - "and Toto, too?"
Glenda - "and Toto, too..."
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class."
"I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all, ALL eligible for military service."
Mayor Carmine De Pasto:
"If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it."
Dean Vernon Wormer:
"Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college."
Mayor Carmine De Pasto:
"Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No.
Carl: "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth... and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know... for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
" Sir. Here's your winnings"
"Thank You".
“Two yutes” lol
Quote:
Countless lines in this.
“Two yutes” lol
Oh, yeah. You blend.
I didn't come all this way to get jerked off.
I think I get the point.
Dead on balls accurate.
It's called disclosure ya dick head.
Quote:
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
Angie: No.
Carl: "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth... and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know... for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Hahaha! I used to work on a golf course, all of the greenskeepers knew every single Carl quote verbatim. Every morning we'd spark a fatty and as we jumped on the greens mowers we'd call out "Cannonball!" Good times.
Among others
Until we either get it right, or
we quote every line ever written in Hollywood, or its equivalent.
You have the right to remain dead.
Anything you do will be used against you.
You have the right to a coroner.
If you cannot afford one a medical examiner will be appointed.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Best part of this entire quote is the club selections and yardage for each shot. Starts off at 450 yards with a 2 iron for the first shot; Second shot 350 yards left meaning he only hit the ball a 100 yards, then he has 195 left and holes out with an 8 iron. Can't hit the 2 iron 100, but can pipe is short iron. I just always found that funny.
I believe Murray had done this whole speech ad lib.