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Daniel Jones hamstring has been

Jalapeno : 11/30/2020 3:41 pm

surgically replaced with a McRib sandwich patty.

Per multiple unconfirmed and unreliable sources and reports.

Does he play Sunday or do we let the McRibs rest awhile before serving?

I would prefer something more stable/long lasting

Mike in NY : 11/30/2020 3:42 pm : link

Than a McRib

Idk - you can

fanoftheteam : 11/30/2020 3:51 pm : link

Leave a mcrib on a coffee table for 2 weeks and take a bite outta it if you wanted to. Doesnt get more stable then that

Honestly

Trainmaster : 11/30/2020 4:06 pm : link

not funny.

Get off my lawn!

NYRiese : 11/30/2020 4:11 pm : link

Ronnie Barnes is going to ...

EricJ : 11/30/2020 4:15 pm : link

hold a few pickles and onions to the back of his leg with an ace bandage...

OK, I laughed

markky : 11/30/2020 6:29 pm : link

at this.

In context

Jalapeno : 11/30/2020 7:05 pm : link

this was poking fun at a post from this afternoon regarding the McRib that has now been moved to page 2.

The "joke", as flat as it was to begin with, is now more terrible looking than before.

RE: Idk - you can

mfsd : 11/30/2020 7:13 pm : link

In comment 15061794 fanoftheteam said:

Quote:

Leave a mcrib on a coffee table for 2 weeks and take a bite outta it if you wanted to. Doesnt get more stable then that

So in other words, you’re saying a McRib is good in the room?

wasted post...

BCD : 11/30/2020 7:18 pm : link

get life...

RE: wasted post...

Jalapeno : 11/30/2020 8:15 pm : link

In comment 15062111 BCD said:

Quote:

get life...

Thanks for the life changing advice.