Best football names ever

Abilene Christian's (and later Rams ) - Vitamin T.Smith

Here's the best of what you've posted. Enjoy!

Best football names ever:

Ali Haji-Sheikh "The Sheikh"
Bear Pascoe  
Big Daddy Lipscomb
Billy White Shoes Johnson  
Bo Jackson
Bronko Nagurski
Bubba Smith  
Buster Rhymes
Cedrick Hardman 
Champ Bailey
Colt McCoy
Conrad Dobler
Crazy Legs Hirsch
Dick Butkus  
Dick Night Train Lane  
Earthwind Moreland
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
Elvis "Toast" Patterson
Elvis Peacock  
Emerson Boozer
Fair Hooker
Frostee Rucke
He Hate Me  
Henry Hynoski
Homer Jones
Hopalong Cassady  
Ickey Woods
James Jett
Jim Thorpe  
Joe Don Looney  
Joe Montana  
Johnny Unitas
Jumbo Elliot  
Larry Csonka  
Lynn Swann
Mack Strong  
Madison Hedgecock
Marion Butts
Mercury Morris
Mike Quick
Otis Sistrunk
Patrick Pass
Paul “Tank” Younger
Peerless Price
Pepper Johnson
Porkchop Womack
Quentin Jammer
Red Grange
Sonny Sixkiller
Speedy Duncan
Spider  Lockhart
Sterling Sharpe
Steve Stonebreaker
Sweetness - Walter Payton 
Takeo Spikes
Teddy Brewski  
Tuffy Leemans
Wahoo Mc'Daniels
Webster Slaughter  
Y.A. Tittle  
Zeke Mowatt  

D'Artagnan Martin
Taiwan Jones

In comment 15160261 Chris684 said:

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Richie Incognito Al Toon Lincoln Kennedy (I like Presidents) Takeo Spikes Bo Jackson D'Brickashaw Ferguson Champ Bailey Pepper Johnson Bart Starr

This list is fucking fantastic. I mean that with no sarcasm. A++

But I always thought Marcellus Rivers also kinda fits the bill (independent of him being on the Giants).

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Mel Triplett

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Unitas, Plaxico, Everson Walls, Fran Tarkenton, Otto Graham, Bart Starr, Pat Angerer, Mike Singletary, Keyshawn, Ronnie Lott, Deacon Jones, Joe Namath, Larry Csonka, Champ Bailey.

Joe Montana was said but it is up there to me as a football name.

Dick Butkus
Larry Czonka
Joe Montana
Peyton Manning
Takeo Spikes
Mean Joe Green
Terry Bradshaw
Bubba Smith

A classic!

He was one of my favourite players back in the day.

McCringleberry

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