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NFT: Is it possible that the two utes...

glowrider : 2/25/2021 4:31 pm
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?

Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?

Vinny Gambini: What?

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say "utes"?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two utes.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a ute?

Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, Your Honor...the two YOUTHS...
It was either  
bceagle05 : 2/25/2021 4:36 pm : link
wear the leather jacket - which I know you hate - or THIS. So I wore this...ridiculous thing...for you...
What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 4:45 pm : link
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f***in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a f*** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
Love the movie. Seen in used in legal lectures  
Marty in Albany : 2/25/2021 4:46 pm : link
Have used it myself in giving lectures to non-lawyers.

Trust me, the audience, whether lawyers or non-lawyers enjoy watching the movie way more than listening to anything I or some other lecturer says.
On the first day of law school, way back when, the dean of students  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 4:48 pm : link
Tried to put it on in a large lecture hall for the entire incoming class. He couldn’t get it to work.

Instead, he acted out the scene to perfection.
ghost718 : 2/25/2021 4:53 pm : link
How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin-bama  
bigblue5611 : 2/25/2021 4:59 pm : link
You're from New killed a good ole boy, there ain't no way this thing ain't goin to trial.
I don’t wanna do this...  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 5:05 pm : link
Vinny: Hey, I don't blame ya. If I was in your situation, I'd wanna get through this whole thing as quickly, and with as little pain as possible. So, ya know, let's try our best to make this a simple, in-and-out procedure. (Stan nervously moves away from Vinny) What's the matter? Hey, relax, relax. Ya know, maybe we should spend a couple minutes together. Ya know, to get acquainted before we uh, ya know, before we get to it. What's wrong with you?
Stan: I don't wanna do this.
Vinny: I understand, but ya know, what are your alternatives?
Stan: My alternatives? To what, to you? I don't know, suicide, death...
Vinny: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin’ fucked one way or the other. (Stan tries to get up, but Vinny stops him) Hey, lighten up. Don't worry, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: (somewhat sarcastically) Gee, thanks.
Vinny: Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny: Yeah, I mean it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin’ knees!
Stan: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny: Hey, I'm doin’ a favor here, ya know. You're gettin’ me for nothin’, you little fuck.
Stan: Boy, that's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: No. No, no. I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny: That's it. You're on your own. I'm just takin’ care of Sleepin’ Beauty.
Hostile witness...  
BamaBlue : 2/25/2021 5:23 pm : link
You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight...
Is that a big deal?  
Nola Giants : 2/25/2021 5:24 pm : link
Aiding n a bettin
Dead on balls accurate?!  
bceagle05 : 2/25/2021 5:28 pm : link
Uh,everthing that guy just said is bullshit  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 5:42 pm : link
Thank you
RE: Dead on balls accurate?!  
mattlawson : 2/25/2021 6:25 pm : link
In comment 15161734 bceagle05 said:

It’s an industry term
Imagine you’re a deer  
mattlawson : 2/25/2021 6:27 pm : link
Your pants and a long, is that a little Brook, you put your little dear lips down to the cool Clear water…


A Fucking bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya

Do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearing?!
Slaughtered pigs  
ghost718 : 2/25/2021 6:34 pm : link
Giant loud whistles
RE: Imagine you’re a deer  
Brown_Hornet : 2/25/2021 6:40 pm : link
In comment 15161769 mattlawson said:
Your pants and a long, is that a little Brook, you put your little dear lips down to the cool Clear water…


A Fucking bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya

Do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearing?!
You were serious about dat!?!  
bceagle05 : 2/25/2021 7:19 pm : link
"Members of the  
PEEJ : 2/25/2021 7:24 pm : link
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 2/25/2021 7:27 pm : link
Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?

Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
Im holding you in contempt of court!  
BH28 : 2/25/2021 7:28 pm : link
Oh, there's a fucking surprise!

What did you say?

What? What I say?
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 2/25/2021 7:30 pm : link
Also, one of my favorite movies. I could watch that on loop.
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 2/25/2021 7:31 pm : link
Bill: We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.

Stan: The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.

[a deputy glares at him]

Stan: Some of them do.
I can't see the word  
Bill in UT : 2/25/2021 8:40 pm : link
"utes" without thinking of the U of U football team
How’s your Chinese food?  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 8:40 pm : link
You just keep asking about Chinese food. You gotta let everybody know you're a tourist?

Yeah well what are you, a fucking world traveler?
Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 8:43 pm : link
Lisa: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.

D.A. Jim Trotter: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?

Lisa: It doesn't.
The defense is WRAWNG  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 8:44 pm : link
Are you sure?!?!

I’m positive.
Greg from LI : 2/25/2021 8:49 pm : link
Ya think?

River Mike : 2/25/2021 8:51 pm : link
can you be sure?
" He has to show it to you it's the law of fuckin disclosure  
gtt350 : 2/25/2021 9:13 pm : link
dick head"
I’m not Jerry Gallo!  
bceagle05 : 2/25/2021 9:15 pm : link
I’m Jerry CALLO! C-A-L-L-O!
The Two Yates line was actually inspired by real life  
Jim in Fairfax : 2/25/2021 9:23 pm : link
While prepping for the film, Pesci and director Johnathan Lynn were discussing scenes over lunch. They had virtually the same exchange as in the movie, with Pesci talking about the “two yutes on trial” and Lynn going “the two what?”.
cjac : 2/25/2021 10:31 pm : link
Did you fall in your place, or somebody else’s?  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 10:32 pm : link
Somebody else’s.

My place!!!!  
glowrider : 2/25/2021 10:40 pm : link
Woof, bad one.
RE: The defense is WRAWNG  
johnnyb : 2/26/2021 7:49 am : link
In comment 15161898 glowrider said:
Are you sure?!?!

I’m positive.

One of my favorite movies. But shouldn’t it be ‘the prosecution is wrong’?

They were the defense.
Tell you the truth  
averagejoe : 2/26/2021 8:01 am : link
I could use a good ass kicking......
The next time you appear in my court  
chick310 : 2/26/2021 8:26 am : link
you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth.
RE: RE: The defense is WRAWNG  
River Mike : 2/26/2021 8:28 am : link
In comment 15162079 johnnyb said:
In comment 15161898 glowrider said:


Are you sure?!?!

I’m positive.

One of my favorite movies. But shouldn’t it be ‘the prosecution is wrong’?

They were the defense.

Nope, the defense is wrong. Its a surprise twist. In proving the defense is wrong, they prove the boys are innocent, but not in the way the defense had presented.
I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud.  
Greg from LI : 2/26/2021 8:36 am : link
This town doesn't have a one hour cleaners, so I had to get a new suit, except the only store where you can get a new suit got the flu. You hear that? The whole store got the flu. I had to get this in a secondhand store, so it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or, this! So I wore this ridiculous thing for you, judge.
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 2/26/2021 10:28 am : link
Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!
How do you like your grits?  
glowrider : 2/26/2021 10:58 am : link
Creamy, regular or al dente?
I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.  
glowrider : 2/26/2021 10:59 am : link
I'm sorry, I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you were a fast cook? That's it?

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
It would be Better if...  
mvftw : 2/26/2021 1:19 pm : link
Mona Lisa figured it out by herself, but Vinny first figured it out. And even thou Vinny being a 'low level mechanic', he never would figured it out...but a Great movie!
You how it is down here, Ma, they all know each other  
Greg from LI : 2/26/2021 1:27 pm : link
That's right, the Klan's here, they sleep with their sisters!

*deputy glares at Stan*

Well, some of them do.
What are these really big things,right in the middle of your view  
ghost718 : 2/26/2021 1:53 pm : link
from the window of your kitchen,to the Sac A Suds,what do we call these big things?

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.  
BH28 : 2/26/2021 2:24 pm : link
The entire defense's opening statement is stricken from the record except for the words, 'thank you'.
I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which,  
glowrider : 2/26/2021 5:28 pm : link
in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids, not to mention your (stamps foot three times) biological clock;

my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on?

Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! (Stares upward to indicate him thinking of anything else) Is it possible?! (looks up again)

Lisa: Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.
Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?  
Jimmy Googs : 2/26/2021 6:02 pm : link
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.

[The next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train again]

Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.

Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
I fit in better than you. At least I’m wearing cowboy boots.  
glowrider : 2/26/2021 9:54 pm : link
Oh yeah, you blend.
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