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**Official Hypothetical Moves that Haven't Happened Thread**

FatMan in Charlotte : 3/15/2021 9:52 pm
Official holding spot to bitch, moan and rend garments over moves that haven't yet been made, but we are certain they will happen.

This can include wild speculation about players we will lose, contract details we know fuck-all about but will state with certainty, and the announcement that all FA moves have been made and we are holding an empty clipboard.

Commence....
Lol  
ryanmkeane : 3/15/2021 9:54 pm : link
Nicely done
Gettleman’s the worst GM in the league  
The_Boss : 3/15/2021 9:56 pm : link
And Abrams the worst cap guy.

Lucky us.
Frank..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/15/2021 9:57 pm : link
Gore. 2 Years, $8.314M and a third year paid care at Shady Acres
RE: Gettleman’s the worst GM in the league  
bLiTz 2k : 3/15/2021 10:00 pm : link
In comment 15178681 The_Boss said:
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And Abrams the worst cap guy.

Lucky us.


I think you need a therapist.
Payton Hillis back on a 1 year  
Bricktop : 3/15/2021 10:01 pm : link
prove it deal at $1M. He's great in the room.

Giants finally sign the WR from the Lions.
















But it's Herman Moore.
I still..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/15/2021 10:06 pm : link
have the fork I pulled from Herman's back.

He didn't look like he was going to need it anymore.
David Gettlemen trades for Leonard Williams  
nyjuggernaut2 : 3/15/2021 10:07 pm : link
and not only gives up two draft picks for him, but also decides to franchise the guy TWICE, leaving the Giants will hardly any cap space to fill holes and improve the team...
I really..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/15/2021 10:08 pm : link
have to work on my fucking delivery.

Anyone have a maul hammer?
RE: David Gettlemen trades for Leonard Williams  
mfsd : 3/15/2021 10:08 pm : link
In comment 15178706 nyjuggernaut2 said:
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and not only gives up two draft picks for him, but also decides to franchise the guy TWICE, leaving the Giants will hardly any cap space to fill holes and improve the team...


Like a pile of shit drawing flies. Well done fatman
The Giants suck.... BBI "They do nothing.....".  
George from PA : 3/15/2021 10:10 pm : link
Then word....Giants getting Golladay.

.... BBI" are they nuts blowing cap on one person...who is injury prone..."

Report was in error...Dolphin got Golladay.....BBI "ahhhhhh, he was the guy we needed"

Giants sign OBJ.....BBI "mass heads explode"

Tomlinson for 8 yrs at 8 consecutive vet minimums  
j_rud : 3/15/2021 10:10 pm : link
Any more and DG is a schmuck, but if they cant convince him to accept that salary he's a dinosaur who the game has passed by.

Get it done asshole!
RE: I still..  
Bricktop : 3/15/2021 10:11 pm : link
In comment 15178705 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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have the fork I pulled from Herman's back.

He didn't look like he was going to need it anymore.


3 targets, 0 catches. I mean you really have to fuckin TRY to pull that stat line. Team made the damn playoffs though.
Move that hasn't happened yet:  
81_Great_Dane : 3/15/2021 10:14 pm : link
Giants paying Davonta Booker $6M over two years.
RE: Tomlinson for 8 yrs at 8 consecutive vet minimums  
mfsd : 3/15/2021 10:20 pm : link
In comment 15178715 j_rud said:
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Any more and DG is a schmuck, but if they cant convince him to accept that salary he's a dinosaur who the game has passed by.

Get it done asshole!


Bah. He should have traded Tomlinson for 2 1st round picks at the deadline, then resigned him to that deal this offseason.

If only his computer guys could have uploaded Windows 95 in time
RE: Payton Hillis back on a 1 year  
JayBinQueens : 3/15/2021 10:37 pm : link
In comment 15178695 Bricktop said:
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prove it deal at $1M. He's great in the room.

Giants finally sign the WR from the Lions.
















But it's Herman Moore.

You misspelled Marvin Jones 🙃
I cant believe  
defensewinstitles : 3/15/2021 11:07 pm : link
this passes as funny to some people.
RE: RE: Gettleman’s the worst GM in the league  
KingBlue : 3/16/2021 7:28 am : link
In comment 15178694 bLiTz 2k said:
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In comment 15178681 The_Boss said:


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And Abrams the worst cap guy.

Lucky us.



I think you need a therapist.


He needs a tissue...the whiny bitch that he is.
RE: I cant believe  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/16/2021 8:03 am : link
In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:
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this passes as funny to some people.


The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??
RE: RE: I cant believe  
MadPlaid : 3/16/2021 8:04 am : link
In comment 15179230 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:


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this passes as funny to some people.



The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??

Ha! Was thinking the same thing.
Gettleman purchases a truckload of Gold Jackets  
TheMick7 : 3/16/2021 8:07 am : link
and passes them out to everyone on the roster. "We've got a Hall of Fame team" says Dave. (Later they find out the only size is small & fits no one!)
It is announced that Gettlman has pulled off the deal of the century  
MadPlaid : 3/16/2021 8:20 am : link
Trades for Aaron Donald to replace Tomlinson. Only had to give the Rams all the Giants’ draft picks in the 2021 draft to do it.

Was quoted saying, “the hogmollies will fear us! The hogmollies must be stopped. The hogmollies are coming to take me away!”
Pitts drops to 11  
PEEJ : 3/16/2021 8:23 am : link
Engram immediately traded for 3rd round pick
RE: Gettleman purchases a truckload of Gold Jackets  
mfsd : 3/16/2021 8:25 am : link
In comment 15179236 TheMick7 said:
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and passes them out to everyone on the roster. "We've got a Hall of Fame team" says Dave. (Later they find out the only size is small & fits no one!)


Rest easy, the Giants know someone with some oversize suits in his closet!
DG is in negotiation with Brett Favre to come back  
montanagiant : 3/16/2021 9:00 am : link
But I'm sure he will either greatly overpay or blow the chance to get him
RE: RE: I cant believe  
montanagiant : 3/16/2021 9:01 am : link
In comment 15179230 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:


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this passes as funny to some people.



The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??

Is this another "long time lurker" dupe?
Remember when Giants fans...  
Brown_Hornet : 3/16/2021 9:05 am : link
...were considered smart football fans?



RE: RE: RE: I cant believe  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/16/2021 10:06 am : link
In comment 15179338 montanagiant said:
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In comment 15179230 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:


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this passes as funny to some people.



The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??


Is this another "long time lurker" dupe?


It is indeed. A long-time lurker who talked about Sy in his opening thread and called out ryankeene.

I'd rather hear some glowing crap about Duke Johnson.

By the way - DG signs Duke to a 4 year $1T contract!
RE: RE: I cant believe  
defensewinstitles : 3/16/2021 11:50 am : link
In comment 15179230 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:


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this passes as funny to some people.



The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??
hiding behind signing up on a site before me?
Anything resembling improving the edge rush long-term.  
Angel Eyes : 3/16/2021 12:02 pm : link
It hasn’t happened in three years of Gettleman’s tenure as GM. Since his philosophy is “Run the ball, stop the run, rush the passer”, the latter one seems to have slipped his mind.
RE: RE: RE: I cant believe  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/16/2021 12:09 pm : link
In comment 15179801 defensewinstitles said:
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In comment 15179230 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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In comment 15178914 defensewinstitles said:


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this passes as funny to some people.



The March 2021 dupe weighs in!! Unintentional humor??

hiding behind signing up on a site before me?


Hiding?? I'm right out in the open calling you a dupe. Interesting how a long-time lurker finally gets the itch to start a post and then jumps right in like he knows everyone.

I think we know which one us is hiding, Champ.
RE: RE: RE: RE: I cant believe  
Greg from LI : 3/16/2021 12:33 pm : link
In comment 15179853 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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Interesting how a long-time lurker finally gets the itch to start a post and then jumps right in like he knows everyone.


They ALL say this.....almost as if it's the same couple of guys behind all these new registrations who suddenly have so much to say.
I don’t get  
Daniel in MI : 3/16/2021 1:10 pm : link
why we didn’t trade Wayne Gallman straight up for Tom Brady, and renegotiate Brady’s pay to $3.50 per year, and then use the extra money to sign Aaron Donald who would also sign for $3.50 since Brady did. We suxed.
That..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 3/16/2021 1:13 pm : link
was truly a fireable offense!
RE: RE: Gettleman’s the worst GM in the league  
BMac : 3/16/2021 1:55 pm : link
In comment 15178694 bLiTz 2k said:
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In comment 15178681 The_Boss said:


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And Abrams the worst cap guy.

Lucky us.



I think you need a therapist.


Perhaps a proctologist would be more suitable?
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