Chinese authorities seize over 7,200 human penises on a cargo ship from Nigeria..
Not sure if the story is even real (questionable source), but some funny quotes...
“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”
So if they WERE harvested in sanitary conditions, then they WOULD allow them out onto the Chinese market?
According to the article, the street value for these things is $160k each!
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Is that how it is spelled on the tupperware container in your fridge? lol :)
Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
The article says "specimens of this size" so let your imagination run wild.
Nobody calls my penis common commodity!
Nobody calls my penis common commodity!
whatever you say, dickless
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Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!
Nobody calls my penis common commodity!
whatever you say, dickless
Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?
I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.
Have a nice day.
I helieve penii is how they say it in Canada, though.
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I learned that from my Human Sexuality professor, Dr. Gregersen, back in the day.
Is that how it is spelled on the tupperware container in your fridge? lol :)
LOL!!! Eric for the win!!!
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In comment 15213495 Dr. D said:
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Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!
Nobody calls my penis common commodity!
whatever you say, dickless
Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?
I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.
Have a nice day.
It's simple math. If your penis is one of the 7200 you now no longer have a penis IOW you would be dickless.
unless of course you have multiple penises and then I go back to Newbomb Turk and celebrate the fact the your pants fit like a glove.
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In comment 15213497 pjcas18 said:
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whatever you say, dickless
Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?
I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.
Have a nice day.
It's simple math. If your penis is one of the 7200 you now no longer have a penis IOW you would be dickless.
unless of course you have multiple penises and then I go back to Newbomb Turk and celebrate the fact the your pants fit like a glove.
Ha! I get it now. You weren't being a dick. You were playing along. And i probably divulged TMI, again. (Hope my wife's conference call ends soon. Might have to pull plug on the modem..)
Agree, they need to do hard time
Agree, they need to do hard time
Not to worry, they'll have plenty of penises where they're going.
At a certain age... that number will work for you