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NFT: Chinese authorities seize over 7,200 human penises...

EricJ : 4/8/2021 5:59 am
Chinese authorities seize over 7,200 human penises on a cargo ship from Nigeria..

Not sure if the story is even real (questionable source), but some funny quotes...

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

So if they WERE harvested in sanitary conditions, then they WOULD allow them out onto the Chinese market?

According to the article, the street value for these things is $160k each!


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Penes is the plural form sir!  
Optimus-NY : 4/8/2021 6:39 am : link
I learned that from my Human Sexuality professor, Dr. Gregersen, back in the day.
RE: Penes is the plural form sir!  
EricJ : 4/8/2021 6:40 am : link
In comment 15213425 Optimus-NY said:
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I learned that from my Human Sexuality professor, Dr. Gregersen, back in the day.


Is that how it is spelled on the tupperware container in your fridge? lol :)
I hope I am never in a situation to use the plural of penis  
robbieballs2003 : 4/8/2021 6:58 am : link
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HMunster : 4/8/2021 8:19 am : link
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pjcas18 : 4/8/2021 8:23 am : link
In comment 15213431 robbieballs2003 said:
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Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises?

His pants fit like a glove.

First, there are couple porn stars who would put that number to shame  
Bill L : 4/8/2021 8:30 am : link
Second, (and I'm embarrassed to ask this) what is the market for? Why are people out there buying penises (or whatever)? I'm scared to ask, given the COVID/wet-market link, but...they're not eating them are they?
RE: First, there are couple porn stars who would put that number to shame  
FStubbs : 4/8/2021 8:57 am : link
In comment 15213468 Bill L said:
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Second, (and I'm embarrassed to ask this) what is the market for? Why are people out there buying penises (or whatever)? I'm scared to ask, given the COVID/wet-market link, but...they're not eating them are they?


The article says "specimens of this size" so let your imagination run wild.
Charlie Kelly  
KDubbs : 4/8/2021 9:00 am : link
was right all those years ago, they really do cut your dick off and ship it to china
Somebody in China is waiting for their shipment of 7,200 penises  
Dr. D : 4/8/2021 9:03 am : link
wondewing what went wong?
If my penis was one of the 7,200 I'd be asking  
Dr. D : 4/8/2021 9:12 am : link
Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!

Nobody calls my penis common commodity!
RE: If my penis was one of the 7,200 I'd be asking  
pjcas18 : 4/8/2021 9:13 am : link
In comment 15213495 Dr. D said:
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Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!

Nobody calls my penis common commodity!


whatever you say, dickless
RE: RE: If my penis was one of the 7,200 I'd be asking  
Dr. D : 4/8/2021 9:21 am : link
In comment 15213497 pjcas18 said:
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Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!

Nobody calls my penis common commodity!



whatever you say, dickless

Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?

I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.

Have a nice day.
I hear people eat them because  
Bill in UT : 4/8/2021 10:15 am : link
they think it makes them stay young. They cook them in a peter pan.
RE: Penes is the plural form sir!  
allstarjim : 4/8/2021 10:19 am : link
In comment 15213425 Optimus-NY said:
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I learned that from my Human Sexuality professor, Dr. Gregersen, back in the day.


I helieve penii is how they say it in Canada, though.
I only eat wild caught penis  
widmerseyebrow : 4/8/2021 10:22 am : link
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The secret ingredient to General Tso’s chicken has been found  
The_Boss : 4/8/2021 10:25 am : link
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RE: RE: Penes is the plural form sir!  
Bleedin Blue : 4/8/2021 10:27 am : link
In comment 15213426 EricJ said:
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I learned that from my Human Sexuality professor, Dr. Gregersen, back in the day.



Is that how it is spelled on the tupperware container in your fridge? lol :)


LOL!!! Eric for the win!!!
RE: RE: RE: If my penis was one of the 7,200 I'd be asking  
pjcas18 : 4/8/2021 10:29 am : link
In comment 15213505 Dr. D said:
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In comment 15213495 Dr. D said:


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Whose penis you calling "common commodity"?!

Nobody calls my penis common commodity!



whatever you say, dickless


Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?

I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.

Have a nice day.


It's simple math. If your penis is one of the 7200 you now no longer have a penis IOW you would be dickless.

unless of course you have multiple penises and then I go back to Newbomb Turk and celebrate the fact the your pants fit like a glove.
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Dr. D : 4/8/2021 11:11 am : link
In comment 15213582 pjcas18 said:
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whatever you say, dickless


Was just having fun. Why you have to be like that?

I can assure you I'm not dickless. I've had one my entire life and we've had a lot of good times together. The two of us might even have some fun with wife around lunch time today.

Have a nice day.



It's simple math. If your penis is one of the 7200 you now no longer have a penis IOW you would be dickless.

unless of course you have multiple penises and then I go back to Newbomb Turk and celebrate the fact the your pants fit like a glove.

Ha! I get it now. You weren't being a dick. You were playing along. And i probably divulged TMI, again. (Hope my wife's conference call ends soon. Might have to pull plug on the modem..)
$160,000 per? hmm  
Csonka : 4/8/2021 1:14 pm : link
No, that's not enough. There's a number though. Everybody's got a price. At some point, I'm a seller.
The Men Who Were Arrested  
Trainmaster : 4/8/2021 1:44 pm : link
are likely facing stiff penalties.
RE: The Men Who Were Arrested  
Mattman : 4/8/2021 1:50 pm : link
In comment 15213856 Trainmaster said:
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are likely facing stiff penalties.


Agree, they need to do hard time
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Mad Mike : 4/8/2021 1:53 pm : link
In comment 15213866 Mattman said:
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In comment 15213856 Trainmaster said:
Agree, they need to do hard time

Not to worry, they'll have plenty of penises where they're going.
RE: $160,000 per? hmm  
EricJ : 4/8/2021 2:44 pm : link
In comment 15213812 Csonka said:
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No, that's not enough. There's a number though. Everybody's got a price. At some point, I'm a seller.


At a certain age... that number will work for you
what a bunch of dicks  
Greg from LI : 4/8/2021 2:52 pm : link
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They’re not  
Pete in MD : 4/8/2021 7:16 pm : link
just dicking around.
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