"All right now, I don't like violence, Mr. Wonderful whatever your name is. You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening."
And Jock Nicholson from Easy Rider, wanting an omelet with toast
"Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can," Dupea says. "I'd like an omelette - plain - and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."
"A No. 2. Chicken sal san," the waitress repeats, exasperated, through clenched teeth. "Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
"Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules."
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees," he says.
Glen Bateman:
Sorry! It's just that… it's just that we made such… such a business of you, and it turns out you're nothing more than another cockroach, scurrying around, running little roach errands! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"
from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
If we are going beyond just "lines", my favorite statement in a movie has to be Joe Pesci's (Nicky) in Casino. When he tells the banker to get him his money back.
"For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank."
Since it's summer, I'll go with ''We're gonna need a bigger boat''
Larry Talbot : Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Lou Costello : That’s alright; I’m a bit of a wolf myself!
Larry Talbot : You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
Lou Costello : You and twenty million other guys!
the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
He's dug in up there like an Alabama tick
I ain't got time to bleed
So you're saying there's a chance?
Row well and live 41
zero point zero zero
aggh go fuck yourself (Affliction)
in this room, Michael. This is the life we chose, this is the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: None of us will see heaven." Road to Perdition
"I'm a man!" (Jack Lemmon)
"Well, nobody's perfect." (Joe E. Brown), Some Like it Hot.
- Reggie Hammond: "You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a n....r with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it!”
- Reggie Hammond: “I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”
"I know what you are thinking..."Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!
I think I like this movie more than most people, I know it's not an amazing movie but Martin/Eddie is just a great combo. The scene where Bernie Mac's character says the line above is the most memorable scene in the movie to me, it's a very heavy scene given the circumstances but Bernie's delivery somehow made it a funny scene on top of an emotional one.
You talking to me? Cause I'm the only one here? You talking to me?
Lenny to Jimmy in Goodfellas: I just want what's coming to me. ( cue Layla).
Richard Manuel in The Last Waltz: "I just want a 51/49 split with life"
"You had me at Hello" (Jerry Maguire)
"Look around. I think you'll see a man willing to fight for that inch" (AL Pacino).
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
"The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick"
"Death smiles on us all. All we can do is smile back"
My name is Maximus Decimis Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And And I will have my vengeance in this world or the next"
line (scene). I laugh every time I watch it and for a while I sent this in a group text to my group at work at this time every day.
link - ( New Window )
Lol, that movie is so underrated. Michael Keaton as Captain Gene with all of the TLC references
line (scene). I laugh every time I watch it and for a while I sent this in a group text to my group at work at this time every day.
link - ( New Window )
“I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!!”
Lol, that movie is so underrated. Michael Keaton as Captain Gene with all of the TLC references
Was the first thing that came to mind but, people have reminded me of some great movie lines above.
What makes a good line ....? Is it the writing or is it the delivery?
I am thinking of scene after scene in the Godfather and then I look at the lines written out and I think ... meh.
When Tom Hayden was getting yelled at by the movie produce (smaltz?) ... lol =
"His olive oil hair and his guinea charm ... AND HE MADE ME LOOK RIDICULOUS AND A MAN IN MY POSITION CANNOT BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS - NOW YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
I don't know why but, just thinking about the scene cracks me up every time.
One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?
My favorites are mostly lines you can use in everyday situations.
"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."
(Fargo)
"I'm shocked - shocked - to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Round up the usual suspects."
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
(Casablanca)
"Toto... I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
(The Wizard of Oz)
"Get used to disappointment."
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word..."
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"As you wish."
(The Princess Bride)
"Get busy livin'... or get busy dyin'."
(Shawshank Redemption)
"This one goes to eleven."
"I wouldn't worry about it though. It's not a big college town."
(This is Spinal Tap)
"I'll have what she's having."
(When Harry Met Sally...)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didn't exist."
(The Usual Suspects)
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
(Star Wars)
Gladiator:
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” Maximus, Maximus. Maximus chant
Gone with the Wind:
Frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn
Godfather (besides the obvious quote):
Fredo, I Know it was You (said to Fredo)
Roy Batty: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave"
Cleavon Little: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
Winston Wolfe "Let's not start s****** each other's d**** quite yet."
"Red" I look back on myself the way I was...stupid kid who did that terrible crime...wish I could talk sense to him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left"
Glory- Pvt. Trip: - “I ain't much about no prayin', now. I ain't never had no family, and... Well, I just... y'all's the onliest family I got. I love the 54th. Ain't even much a matter what happens tomorrow, 'cause we men, ain't we?”
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
To be honest - I did not read all of the posts above.
I've always been a fan of "So I got that goin' for me...which is nice"
Recycled that line many a time.
"I hope that I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause"
- Edward Walker, The Village
Robin- "Fluently"
"A No. 2. Chicken sal san," the waitress repeats, exasperated, through clenched teeth. "Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
"Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules."
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees," he says.
Sean Thornton: If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."
- Jesse Ventura
Stop it. Stop laughing at me!
Glen Bateman:
Sorry! It's just that… it's just that we made such… such a business of you, and it turns out you're nothing more than another cockroach, scurrying around, running little roach errands! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
But James Coburn summed it up when he said.....
"Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
Quote:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
If we are going beyond just "lines", my favorite statement in a movie has to be Joe Pesci's (Nicky) in Casino. When he tells the banker to get him his money back.
"For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank."
-Chief Brody
Saving Private Ryan
William Munny:
Little Bill:
William Munny
Thanks. I got the "easy" part right, just messed up the hard part :)
And...
"I picked the wrong week to give up smoking."
Or From : Outlaw Josey Wales, talking to a bounty hunter
BH: Wales, you're wanted
JW: You a bounty hunter
BH: Man's got to do something for a livin'
JW: Dying ain't much of a livin.....
- Walter Sobchek
Larry Talbot : Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Lou Costello : That’s alright; I’m a bit of a wolf myself!
Larry Talbot : You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
Lou Costello : You and twenty million other guys!
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Connie: " No not recently"
Chet: "Well I'll be picking splinters out of it for the rest of my life"
That first line cracks me up every time I hear it or think of it.
-Chief Brody
You beat me to it!
I use this often. Tt should be changed to add never underestimate the impact of collective stupidity.
Apocalypse Now
-Chief Brody
Commonly misquoted line - Its YOU'RE going to need a bigger boat
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not
They were later married and rumor is she put a whistle in Boggies coffin.
Reminds me of Mama Fratelli...
"It's wet aint it? Drink it!!"
"Stop saying that!"
- Butch
But my favorite is from The Other Guys
"He's a biracial angel"
Bart: "And they was right."
"Is that for real. It can't be real"
Barry Fitzgerald replies ..
"Na. Its just a mirage brought on by your terrible thirst."
I ain't got time to bleed
So you're saying there's a chance?
Row well and live 41
zero point zero zero
aggh go fuck yourself (Affliction)
Well hopefully there’s a bottle in there, no matter who it belongs to
My mother was too drunk to be an astronaut.
Quote:
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
Then he gets blown away and dies in a urinal lol
But the best quote of that movie is:
Derek Vinyard : Yeah, but it really doesn't matter if I do, does it? Because you got a whole crop already lined up, you fuckin' chicken hawk!
"I'm a man!" (Jack Lemmon)
"Well, nobody's perfect." (Joe E. Brown), Some Like it Hot.
"I like to watch." Being There.
"Can we dance with your dates?" Animal House.
- Reggie Hammond: “I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”
Dirty Harry
"Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."
Mae West
"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad I'm better"
I think I like this movie more than most people, I know it's not an amazing movie but Martin/Eddie is just a great combo. The scene where Bernie Mac's character says the line above is the most memorable scene in the movie to me, it's a very heavy scene given the circumstances but Bernie's delivery somehow made it a funny scene on top of an emotional one.
You talking to me? Cause I'm the only one here? You talking to me?
Lenny to Jimmy in Goodfellas: I just want what's coming to me. ( cue Layla).
Richard Manuel in The Last Waltz: "I just want a 51/49 split with life"
"You had me at Hello" (Jerry Maguire)
"Look around. I think you'll see a man willing to fight for that inch" (AL Pacino).
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
"The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick"
"Death smiles on us all. All we can do is smile back"
My name is Maximus Decimis Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And And I will have my vengeance in this world or the next"
"What we do in Life echos in Eternity"
"Houston, we have a problem"
"Round up the usual suspects"
Josey Wales: "I reckon so"
'It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.'-The Godfather.
'As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.'-Gone With the Wind.
-Doc
Good lol nearly all of the ones I had were forgettable and dull.
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse...
Keep your friends close but enemies closer...
Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
thinking about going to the mattresses...
Here’s looking at you kid...
Play it again Sam...
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine...
I used to use that one sometimes on my kids when they acted up.
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse...
Keep your friends close but enemies closer...
Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
thinking about going to the mattresses...
Here’s looking at you kid...
Play it again Sam...
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine...
Bogie never said "Play it again, Sam"
I coulda’ been somebody, I coulda’ been a contenda’...
I’ll make it...
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man in the face of the earth (not just a movie)...
Quote:
And there’s a lot to choose from. I would suggest these work as the best of the best...
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse...
Keep your friends close but enemies closer...
Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
thinking about going to the mattresses...
Here’s looking at you kid...
Play it again Sam...
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine...
Bogie never said "Play it again, Sam"
Yes but Ilsa said... Play it Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Since everybody thinks Bogie said it, it’s famous...
My biological clock is tickin like this!
So many great lines from that one movie alone.
My biological clock is tickin like this!
So many great lines from that one movie alone.
"You were serious about that?"
link - ( New Window )
"I am Serious and quite calling me Shirly."
“Say hello to my lil friend!” Scarface
link - ( New Window )
Lol, that movie is so underrated. Michael Keaton as Captain Gene with all of the TLC references
Quote:
line (scene). I laugh every time I watch it and for a while I sent this in a group text to my group at work at this time every day.
link - ( New Window )
“I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!!”
Lol, that movie is so underrated. Michael Keaton as Captain Gene with all of the TLC references
Was the first thing that came to mind but, people have reminded me of some great movie lines above.
What makes a good line ....? Is it the writing or is it the delivery?
I am thinking of scene after scene in the Godfather and then I look at the lines written out and I think ... meh.
When Tom Hayden was getting yelled at by the movie produce (smaltz?) ... lol =
"His olive oil hair and his guinea charm ... AND HE MADE ME LOOK RIDICULOUS AND A MAN IN MY POSITION CANNOT BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS - NOW YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
I don't know why but, just thinking about the scene cracks me up every time.
Oof what a scene - was it great writing though?
"Yes sir, it's true. This man has no dick."
"Is granny spry?" / "They can't all be winners kid" / "I brought you juice." "What's in it?" "Juice."
Most of the dialogue in Tropic Thunder.
"I believe you. But my tommy gun don't!"
Fred -
no love for
"what we have here is a failure to communicate"
?
; )
"There is no place like home"
I probably could go on forever.
"You must be talking to me"
lol
"What we have here is failure to communicate."
No "a."
The Third Man:
"In Switzerland they had brotherly love – and 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
lmao
"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."
(Fargo)
"I'm shocked - shocked - to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Round up the usual suspects."
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
(Casablanca)
"Toto... I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
(The Wizard of Oz)
"Get used to disappointment."
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word..."
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"As you wish."
(The Princess Bride)
"Get busy livin'... or get busy dyin'."
(Shawshank Redemption)
"This one goes to eleven."
"I wouldn't worry about it though. It's not a big college town."
(This is Spinal Tap)
"I'll have what she's having."
(When Harry Met Sally...)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didn't exist."
(The Usual Suspects)
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
(Star Wars)
And thousands more...
Levasseur: You'll not take her while I live!
Captain Blood: Then I'll take her when you're dead!
From Red:
From Andy Dufresne:
the Gladiator director (Ridley Scott) debunked that. Spoken by Crowe, yes, written by, I'm not sure about that.
interestingly, Scott also directed Blade Runner.
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The Blade Runner quote was written by Rutger Hauer and the Gladiator quote by Russell Crowe.
the Gladiator director (Ridley Scott) debunked that. Spoken by Crowe, yes, written by, I'm not sure about that.
interestingly, Scott also directed Blade Runner.
And also, that quote is identical (or very close) to one actually written and attributed to Marcus Aurelius 2000 years before Gladiator.
-Old School
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.
I'll have what she's having.
My precious.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Argo fuck yourself.
How do you like them apples?
Oh Captain, my Captain.
I'm out of order? You're out of order!
Hoo-Ha!
May the Schwartz be with you!
"you can't handle the truth" - A few good men
-Albus Dumbledore
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” Maximus, Maximus. Maximus chant
Gone with the Wind:
Frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn
Godfather (besides the obvious quote):
Fredo, I Know it was You (said to Fredo)
-Rocky
Oh Boy is THIS GREAT!
-Animal House
lol
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.
.....
Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
Sam: Yeah, I am. It covers my body.
Sam:
"I just ambushed you wid a cup a caawfeee!"
-Rocky
I hear retards like the zoo
-Bananas
You speak the truth my faithful Indian companion.
- Radio Days
Cleavon Little: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
Winston Wolfe "Let's not start s****** each other's d**** quite yet."
"Red" I look back on myself the way I was...stupid kid who did that terrible crime...wish I could talk sense to him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left"
Glory- Pvt. Trip: - “I ain't much about no prayin', now. I ain't never had no family, and... Well, I just... y'all's the onliest family I got. I love the 54th. Ain't even much a matter what happens tomorrow, 'cause we men, ain't we?”
But, I am hoping someone mentioned
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning ..."
AND
"Charlie don't surf"
But, I am hoping someone mentioned
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning ..."
AND
"Charlie don't surf"
Great movie/Great Quotes!
:thumbsup:
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But, I am hoping someone mentioned
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning ..."
AND
"Charlie don't surf"
Great movie/Great Quotes!
:thumbsup:
I mean right Pilgrim?
Right?
; )