"All right now, I don't like violence, Mr. Wonderful whatever your name is. You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening."
And Jock Nicholson from Easy Rider, wanting an omelet with toast
"Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can," Dupea says. "I'd like an omelette - plain - and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee."
"A No. 2. Chicken sal san," the waitress repeats, exasperated, through clenched teeth. "Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
"Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules."
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees," he says.
Glen Bateman:
Sorry! It's just that… it's just that we made such… such a business of you, and it turns out you're nothing more than another cockroach, scurrying around, running little roach errands! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"
from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
If we are going beyond just "lines", my favorite statement in a movie has to be Joe Pesci's (Nicky) in Casino. When he tells the banker to get him his money back.
"For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank."
Since it's summer, I'll go with ''We're gonna need a bigger boat''
Larry Talbot : Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Lou Costello : That’s alright; I’m a bit of a wolf myself!
Larry Talbot : You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
Lou Costello : You and twenty million other guys!
I've always been a fan of "So I got that goin' for me...which is nice"
Recycled that line many a time.
"I hope that I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause"
- Edward Walker, The Village
Robin- "Fluently"
"A No. 2. Chicken sal san," the waitress repeats, exasperated, through clenched teeth. "Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
"Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules."
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees," he says.
Sean Thornton: If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."
- Jesse Ventura
Stop it. Stop laughing at me!
Glen Bateman:
Sorry! It's just that… it's just that we made such… such a business of you, and it turns out you're nothing more than another cockroach, scurrying around, running little roach errands! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
But James Coburn summed it up when he said.....
"Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
Quote:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
If we are going beyond just "lines", my favorite statement in a movie has to be Joe Pesci's (Nicky) in Casino. When he tells the banker to get him his money back.
"For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank."
-Chief Brody
Saving Private Ryan
William Munny:
Little Bill:
William Munny
Thanks. I got the "easy" part right, just messed up the hard part :)
And...
"I picked the wrong week to give up smoking."
Or From : Outlaw Josey Wales, talking to a bounty hunter
BH: Wales, you're wanted
JW: You a bounty hunter
BH: Man's got to do something for a livin'
JW: Dying ain't much of a livin.....
- Walter Sobchek
Larry Talbot : Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Lou Costello : That’s alright; I’m a bit of a wolf myself!
Larry Talbot : You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
Lou Costello : You and twenty million other guys!
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Connie: " No not recently"
Chet: "Well I'll be picking splinters out of it for the rest of my life"
That first line cracks me up every time I hear it or think of it.