"In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”
Frank: Trust ya? How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can't even trust his own pants?
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Cheyenne: You know Ma'am, when you've killed four, it's easy to make it five.
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Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.
This exchange between Buford T Justice and Junior from Smokey & Then Bandit 2 always cracked me up:
Junior: You know, I don't think the Bandit is really a bad guy. I think the problem is he got involved with the wrong people
BTJ: "The wrong people"? Lemme tell you something, Junior... When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
Not a movie line, but Clarence's note to George in 'It's a Wonderful Life'...'Dear George, Remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings! Love, Clarence.'
is my favorite line from my favorite movie. If you didn’t know what Daniel Plainview was turning into by this point in the movie, you definitely do when he says this.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Frank: Trust ya? How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can't even trust his own pants?
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Cheyenne: You know Ma'am, when you've killed four, it's easy to make it five.
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Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.
It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray.
"You can't handle the truth"! (Nicholson - "A Few Good Men")
Martin Vail (Richard Gere):"So, I guess there never was a Roy."
Aaron Stampler (Edward Norton): "Oh counselor, there never was an Aaron" ("Primal Fear")
"You’re killing me, Smalls" (Sandlot)
Vinny: "Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
Trotter: "Objection, Your Honor, counsel's entire opening statement is argument."
Judge Haller: "Objection sustained. Counsel's entire opening statement, with the exception of 'thank you,' will be stricken from the record." (My Cousin Vinnie)
More "My Cousin Vinnie"
Vinny (Pesci): "you stick out like a sore thumb around here."
Mona Lisa (Tomei): "Me? What about you?"
Vinny: "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
Mona Lisa: "Oh, yeah, you blend."
lonk - ( New Window )
and
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Thornton: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Rizzo tells Marlins: "I'm walkin' here!"
Or "Mister Falcon" if you are watching the edited-for-network-TV version
Frank: Trust ya? How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can't even trust his own pants?
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Cheyenne: You know Ma'am, when you've killed four, it's easy to make it five.
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Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.
Junior: You know, I don't think the Bandit is really a bad guy. I think the problem is he got involved with the wrong people
BTJ: "The wrong people"? Lemme tell you something, Junior... When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
Thornton: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
I can’t lie to you, Dean Martin; Yes it is!
Aka
“Find a stranger in the alps”
+1
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
'I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.'
'They're here!'
Not a movie line, but Clarence's note to George in 'It's a Wonderful Life'...'Dear George, Remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings! Love, Clarence.'
When you're slapped you'll take it and like it.
If you're nervous, count your toes. I'll do the mastermindin' around here.
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you're a wise man, Van Helsing.
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it. He's rolling.
Quote:
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
I can’t lie to you, Dean Martin; Yes it is!
"Lay off Vanessa. She gives good headache."
"Lou, cant believe it. Married 5 years. Seems like yesterday... and you know what a lousy day yesterday was"
"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball!?"
"Why does he keep calling me "Meat?" I'm the one with the Porche."
"Hey!! Smokey back here taking a shit!"
Cool Hand Luke.
VADER: I HATE YOU!
OBI: You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you.
...
Vader: If your not with me, then your my enemy
OBI: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Vader: You will try!
Kitty is innocent! Kitty is innocent! Say it, Jim! I swear, Kitty is innocent! Kitty is innocent!
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Okay, Fatso. If it's killin' ya want, come on!
Frank: Trust ya? How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can't even trust his own pants?
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Cheyenne: You know Ma'am, when you've killed four, it's easy to make it five.
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Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.
Was going to go with the same movie:
"Looks like we're shy one horse."
"You brought two too many."
And
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Let him go he's on a roll).
Bronson, many decades ago.
Do you believe in Jesus Christ ? Well, you're going to meet him.
Quote:
"Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker."
Or "Mister Falcon" if you are watching the edited-for-network-TV version
Lol, the one I saw was Mickey Frickee
"Mine hit the ground first"
Wayne: "Mine was taller".
"Would you give a guy a foot massage?" - Pulp Fiction
“Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.”
“No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.”
Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
By height.
Martin Vail (Richard Gere):"So, I guess there never was a Roy."
Aaron Stampler (Edward Norton): "Oh counselor, there never was an Aaron" ("Primal Fear")
"You’re killing me, Smalls" (Sandlot)
Vinny: "Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
Trotter: "Objection, Your Honor, counsel's entire opening statement is argument."
Judge Haller: "Objection sustained. Counsel's entire opening statement, with the exception of 'thank you,' will be stricken from the record." (My Cousin Vinnie)
More "My Cousin Vinnie"
Vinny (Pesci): "you stick out like a sore thumb around here."
Mona Lisa (Tomei): "Me? What about you?"
Vinny: "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
Mona Lisa: "Oh, yeah, you blend."
Ha ha, “You see this watch? That watch cost more than your car.”