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NFT: You ever lovingly caress a pair of boots in the dark thinkin

Jalapeno : 9/17/2021 10:28 pm
it was a cat?

So yeah, I was just walking in a very dimly or poorly lit room somewhere and my boots were on the floor and they were next to each other in such a way it created a silhouette and out of the corner of my eyes it looked like my cat so I bent down to pet it and ended up just stroking my boots and then in my subconscious state of mind I'm like "oh there's my boots" and I put them on and went outside at 10pm for no reason and just sat there for 15 minutes just kinda looking and staring wondering why I have my boots on and where my cat is but I felt like I was putting on my boots to go somewhere just seconds after petting them thinking it was my cat.

I do that often.

I mistake shapes and silhouettes in poorly lit rooms for dead cats because I don't own cats since they all died or something I think.
Beezer : 9/17/2021 10:32 pm : link
(I think.)
The crazy part is...  
Milton : 9/17/2021 11:49 pm : link
You don't have a cat.
j_rud : 9/17/2021 11:54 pm : link
Thanks for sharing....  
Grizz99 : 9/18/2021 3:23 am : link
Something obtuse and brilliant in the same thread....
Beware, i had a friend who came down half asleep, saw the dim silhouette of his boots, forced them on, and killed his two cats.
Deep thoughts  
Dukie Dimes : 9/18/2021 8:12 am : link
Jack Handey, is that you??
At first I thought this dude was in a stupor because he had just  
GiantBlue : 9/18/2021 9:33 am : link
witnessed another Giants craptastic finish.

It had all the hallmarks of that part reality-part fantasy moments after a typical Giants finish when we aren't really sure what is real, what isn't and where we are.

I was fully expecting him to say he woke from his stupor on the stoop, with his boots on and no idea what to do next.

Because that was me later Thursday night. LOL
ChicagoMarty : 9/18/2021 12:42 pm : link
you were dealing with Shrodinger's cat who was there and not there at the same time which got you a little confused...
Vaguely reminded me of Norm McDonald  
CT Charlie : 9/19/2021 2:16 pm : link
and Polish jokes...
Norm on Conan - ( New Window )
PwndPapi : 9/19/2021 3:27 pm : link
I thought it was a typo  
cjac : 9/19/2021 3:48 pm : link
And you meant boobs
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