Now that I have your attention, I admit that this is a bait and switch. It is actually DCPollaro’s Birthday. I needed the cache of a big name like GoTerps to drive traffic to the post. DCPollaro’s birthday threads have been getting no posts as of the last few years. The Old Guard of BBI has been neglected by the New Blood. Maybe it is because the 2008 Tampa Tailgate was long ago and forgotten by most. Maybe it is because DCPollaro was a lesser known general that deserves only a small footnote in BBI history. Maybe it is because DCPollaro repeatedly conjures up hurricanes to destroy the Northeast. Maybe it is because DCPollaro would rather eat himself to death throughout southern Europe than watch the Giants get whooped by the Cowboys nowadays. But on this day we wish one of the O.G.s of BBI a happy 38th Birthday. You don’t look a day over 83, DC!