An allegorical interpretation of Waiting for Godot in the context of the Giants front office.
The part of Estrogen is played by John Mara,
The part of Vladimir is played by Steve Tisch.
Estragon: “You’re sure it was this evening?”
Vladimir: “What?”
Estragon: “That we were to wait.”
Vladimir: “He said Saturday. (Pause.) I think.”
Estragon: “Let’s go.”
Vladimir: “We can’t.”
Estragon: “Why not?”
Vladimir: “We’re waiting for Parcells.”
Vladimir: “He didn’t say for sure he’d come.”
Estragon: “And if he doesn’t come?”
Vladimir: “We’ll come back tomorrow.”
Estragon: “And then the day after tomorrow.”
Vladimir: “Possibly.”
Estragon: “And so on.”
Vladimir: “The point is—”
Estragon: “Until he comes.”
Vladimir: “You’re merciless.”
Estragon: “We came here yesterday.”
Vladimir: “Ah no, there you’re mistaken.”
Vladimir: “Well? What do we do?”
Estragon: “Don’t let’s do anything. It’s safer”
Vladimir: “I’m going. (He does not move).”
Estragon: “Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes, it’s awful!”