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NFT: Turkish Bath Houses

Jalapeno : 4/13/2022 1:08 am

I have a cat. I think. Someones cat that I feed. It lives with or around me.

I went to a Turkish Bath House and they had no showers and before demanding a refund I went in for a bath since I had no other choice and left my credit card at home.

But there was this one Norwegian man with a Norwegian wood who kept going for the tickles on my blind side and he distracted me each time with colorful illustrations of an owl he saved to his phone.

I wasn't happy or comfy about the whole situation with the kitty or the attempted tickles.

How do I properly address the cat and tickle situation with the owls?

If you're smart

Bill in UT : 4/13/2022 1:22 am : link

you'll address the cat as "Sir" or "Ma'am", and hoo really gives a hoot about the owl?

Trippy

shocktheworld : 4/13/2022 3:31 am : link

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Route 9 : 4/13/2022 5:39 am : link

Tickle the owls

RE: If you're smart

nochance : 4/13/2022 6:54 am : link

In comment 15664539 Bill in UT said:

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you'll address the cat as "Sir" or "Ma'am", and hoo really gives a hoot about the owl?

I would stop doing acid

Visible confusion

Spiciest Memelord : 4/13/2022 10:52 am : link

RE: RE: If you're smart

Bill in UT : 4/13/2022 1:15 pm : link

In comment 15664556 nochance said:

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In comment 15664539 Bill in UT said:

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you'll address the cat as "Sir" or "Ma'am", and hoo really gives a hoot about the owl?

I would stop doing acid

Good decision. It'll be great for your health

sounds like lyrics to a tool song

djm : 4/13/2022 1:18 pm : link

rosetta stoned part 2

Have you also been to a...?

HMunster : 4/13/2022 1:48 pm : link

One time

GruningsOnTheHill : 4/14/2022 5:24 am : link

I tried too hard to be a "character" on a message board...

but then I spelled "Jalapeño" without the squiggle over the N.

...or so I have read.