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NFT: Need BBI advice. Is this a friable offense?

MNP70 : 5/18/2022 3:38 pm

My cleaning lady came over today at around lunch. So, I decided to go pick something up and come straight back because I work from home. Made a couple of calls and then she left. Right after she left, I went to the bathroom.

Let's just say she left me a small, brown present in the toilet.

What should I do?

She is not attractive and does a good job fyi.

Thoughts?

Lol

Straw Hat : 5/18/2022 3:42 pm : link

What does her attractiveness have to do with this situation?

Maybe it was a floater

mattlawson : 5/18/2022 3:42 pm : link

Was there no toilet paper?

i don't think it's worth cooking her

Fat Wally : 5/18/2022 3:42 pm : link

but that's just my opinion

Maybe it was your toilet...

Anakim : 5/18/2022 3:42 pm : link

Maybe it needs stronger suction.

She probably got sidetracked and just forgot.

Straw Hat : 5/18/2022 3:44 pm : link

I’d give her another chance, but if it happens again, id say let her go.

Is that wrong?

pjcas18 : 5/18/2022 3:44 pm : link

maybe she is going to plead ignorance.

seriously though, yes probably firable.

Chill

Spider43 : 5/18/2022 3:45 pm : link

If she does a good job, just flush it and keep her. Now if it was an upper decker...

RE: Is that wrong?

pjcas18 : 5/18/2022 3:45 pm : link

In comment 15712545 pjcas18 said:

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maybe she is going to plead ignorance.

seriously though, yes probably firable.

and definitely not friable - that could get you into hot water....or oil, lol

Could be worse

Anakim : 5/18/2022 3:48 pm : link

At least she didn't follow Amber Heard's lead

Better there than in your bed..

The_Boss : 5/18/2022 3:49 pm : link

If we are answering seriously

Matt M. : 5/18/2022 3:50 pm : link

I would say, while gross, that is not a fireable offense unless you believe it was intentional.

If it was intentional

lono801 : 5/18/2022 3:51 pm : link

She would have left her business card on the tank

Is she unattractive because of her thumbs?

bradshaw44 : 5/18/2022 3:59 pm : link

Or just genuinely unattractive?

BBI opinions on attractiveness can be a wide spectrum.

''she is not attractive...'' LOL

sb from NYT Forum : 5/18/2022 4:02 pm : link

Because if he's hot and leaves unflushed shits in the toilet... all good!

So the cleaning lady dropped by (did you get that?

Giant John : 5/18/2022 4:08 pm : link

You said nothing about her cleaning the house so I assume she came buy to use your phone and drop a deuce? While admirable if she didn’t do the job then she gets the boot. You might want to replace her first. Oh and make sure you ask for the key.

don't embarrass her, let it go

gtt350 : 5/18/2022 4:09 pm : link

RE: Lol

Mike in Long Beach : 5/18/2022 4:13 pm : link

In comment 15712538 Straw Hat said:

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What does her attractiveness have to do with this situation?

Haha, it was preemptive. I don't blame him. This place is a zoo.

Flush it and forget it.

beechbouy : 5/18/2022 4:22 pm : link

Probably didn't realize it didn't complete it's journey.

wow....it getting real slow around there at BBI

BCD : 5/18/2022 4:31 pm : link

...

Pictures...

BamaBlue : 5/18/2022 4:33 pm : link

or GTFO.