but one year at spring break (in Montreal of all places) my buddy asked a girl to dance. which was kind of weird because no one was really dancing - it was a sports bar
and she said no, and he said "no, what I said you look fat in those pants"
lol, I still laugh remembering her reaction. but as crazy as it sounds they talked a while, I think maybe she thought it was funny. so maybe it works if you need one.
My favorite is the "yeah ... and? your point being?" when they say they say have a boyfriend
When they say they have a boyfriend, you say, "I have a math test later". They naturally respond, "What??". Then you respond with, "oh, I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on"
(If she says NO):
"Your dirty c**k sucker.."
(If she says YES):
Awesome!
You could simply say my buddy's bent me $100 you wouldn't have a drink with me...
Quote:
the best looking girl in the place. How about having a few drinks with me on them?
this one actually has a chance.
You could simply say my buddy's bent me $100 you wouldn't have a drink with me...
like fish in a barrel BH...
:-)
and she said no, and he said "no, what I said you look fat in those pants"
lol, I still laugh remembering her reaction. but as crazy as it sounds they talked a while, I think maybe she thought it was funny. so maybe it works if you need one.
No chance, of course.
Ok that was funny
When they say they have a boyfriend, you say, "I have a math test later". They naturally respond, "What??". Then you respond with, "oh, I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on"
60% of the time, it works every time.
HTH
Funnier this way.
(Only works if you ride an older Harley-Davidson).