Mitch Weaver (Norm Macdonald) explaining to his angry boss pizza restaurant owner why he was late with his delivery:
"...and then HE said "You tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits that if he wants his money to come get it himself!
Oh and also he started saying all this bad stuff about that Mussolini character"
"You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."
TV show Difficult People, the F you Marcy scene.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
TV show Difficult People, the F you Marcy scene.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
My first thoughts were Spaceballs themed as well, any Mel Brooks movie has some great one liners.
Darth Helmet: “What’s the matter Colonel Sanders?…Chicken?”
Or “What’s all this churning and bubbling?…”Why that’s Mr.Coffee sir”..”of course! Everyone knows I like Coffee with my Radar.”… steps over to Mr. Radar machine “of course we do sir!”
my ass off when he fell asleep in the car and drove off the road the whole family sleeping while he's cold asleep flying through the city. Chevy Chase is awesome.
Drebin : When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor : That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar,” you moron! You killed five actors!
"...and then HE said "You tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits that if he wants his money to come get it himself!
Oh and also he started saying all this bad stuff about that Mussolini character"
Navin R. Johnson was quite the wordsmith!
"You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."
'Step into my office.'
'Why?'
'Because you're fucking fired.'
I embellished for those too young to have seen the movie :)
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night Ma...
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
My first thoughts were Spaceballs themed as well, any Mel Brooks movie has some great one liners.
Darth Helmet: “What’s the matter Colonel Sanders?…Chicken?”
Or “What’s all this churning and bubbling?…”Why that’s Mr.Coffee sir”..”of course! Everyone knows I like Coffee with my Radar.”… steps over to Mr. Radar machine “of course we do sir!”
Marcy: Im hip I chased the Monkeys like everyone else
Band: Yea I bet they were running like hell.
and
AL: Kookie bring back my Bigguns!
and
AL: you kids should be ashamed of yourselves..Having a party while I was stuck in the swamp having sex with your mother!
Neal : He says we're going the wrong way...
Del : Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
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Mayor : That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar,” you moron! You killed five actors!
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Yes it does...and don't call me Shirley !
The face he makes while saying it is hilarious. He is still the best joker with Ledger a close second IMHO.
Rhubarb - ( New Window )
Link - ( New Window )
From the Honeymooners. I think that may be the single best line ever.
Also Tugg fleeing the village with Little Half Squat on his back, LOL!
Link - ( New Window )
Also Tugg fleeing the village with Little Half Squat on his back, LOL! Link - ( New Window )
Whoops, neither of those are comments!
"I was thinking the same thing, man....
Long pause.....
"That John Denver's full of shit man"
[Deadpool/Cable prison fight hits a pause]
Cable: "Who are you?"
Wade: "...I'm Batman"
(Please someone tell me they get the reference)
(Please someone tell me they get the reference)
One of the best Ferrell/McKay movies (opinion)
That was hilarious and my intro to Kevin Hart.
As funny as anything he's ever done on film, IMO.
Black Knight: “Yes I have.”
King Arthur: “Look!”
Black Knight: “It’s just a flesh wound…”
Or...
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!