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gtt350 : 6/29/2022 4:44 pm
shows

" It's not easy being drunk all the time" Tyrion Lannister Game of Thrones
from the movie The Jerk  
Giants61 : 6/29/2022 4:52 pm : link
I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job.
Too many to list. How about this one from Dirty Work?  
jnoble : 6/29/2022 4:57 pm : link
Mitch Weaver (Norm Macdonald) explaining to his angry boss pizza restaurant owner why he was late with his delivery:
"...and then HE said "You tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits that if he wants his money to come get it himself!
Oh and also he started saying all this bad stuff about that Mussolini character"
RE: from the movie The Jerk  
FranknWeezer : 6/29/2022 5:05 pm : link
In comment 15743919 Giants61 said:
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I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job.


Navin R. Johnson was quite the wordsmith!
RE: Too many to list. How about this one from Dirty Work?  
widmerseyebrow : 6/29/2022 5:07 pm : link
Mitch after getting raped in prison:

"You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."
The entire hitchhiker scene from  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 6/29/2022 5:09 pm : link
'There's Something About Mary'.

'Step into my office.'
'Why?'
'Because you're fucking fired.'
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Route 9 : 6/29/2022 5:09 pm : link
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp!
So Lonestar, now you see  
GiantSteps : 6/29/2022 5:22 pm : link
evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I wont say it for your little baby ears  
NoPeanutz : 6/29/2022 5:24 pm : link
but it rhymes with "shmashmortion."
Maybe I’m half browser  
LauderdaleMatty : 6/29/2022 5:25 pm : link
Easy Money. Joe Pesci
John Candy in the movie "The Great Outdoors"  
Blue21 : 6/29/2022 5:40 pm : link
Chet (John Candy) to his wife Connie: Have you seen my ass lately?" Connie replys: "No I haven't ".
From When Harry Met Sally, restaurant scene  
Bill in UT : 6/29/2022 5:54 pm : link
Meg Ryan fakes a loud orgasm , YES...YES... YYYYYESS,and woman at next table tells waitress "I'll have what she's having".

I embellished for those too young to have seen the movie :)
Goodfellas  
Jimmy Googs : 6/29/2022 6:01 pm : link
Ma (turning to Tommy): Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?

Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night Ma...
Two come to mind:  
Giantgator : 6/29/2022 6:01 pm : link
TV show Difficult People, the F you Marcy scene.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
Two come to mind:  
Giantgator : 6/29/2022 6:02 pm : link
TV show Difficult People, the F you Marcy scene.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry dances with his friends so the carnival worker can guess their weight.
RE: So Lonestar, now you see  
beatrixkiddo : 6/29/2022 6:23 pm : link
In comment 15743964 GiantSteps said:
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evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


My first thoughts were Spaceballs themed as well, any Mel Brooks movie has some great one liners.

Darth Helmet: “What’s the matter Colonel Sanders?…Chicken?”
Or “What’s all this churning and bubbling?…”Why that’s Mr.Coffee sir”..”of course! Everyone knows I like Coffee with my Radar.”… steps over to Mr. Radar machine “of course we do sir!”







Dumb and dumber….  
thrunthrublue : 6/29/2022 7:09 pm : link
“She sent me a John Deere letter…”
I can’t/won’t post it on this site  
UConn4523 : 6/29/2022 7:43 pm : link
but the Romany Malco + Kevin Hart exchange (the warranty) in 40 Year Old Virgin is outstanding.
I can’t/won’t post it on this site  
UConn4523 : 6/29/2022 7:43 pm : link
but the Romany Malco + Kevin Hart exchange (the warranty) in 40 Year Old Virgin is outstanding.
Married with Children  
superspynyg : 6/29/2022 7:48 pm : link
So many great lines but the Anthrax episode

Marcy: Im hip I chased the Monkeys like everyone else
Band: Yea I bet they were running like hell.

and

AL: Kookie bring back my Bigguns!

and

AL: you kids should be ashamed of yourselves..Having a party while I was stuck in the swamp having sex with your mother!
The scene in Major League  
The_Boss : 6/29/2022 8:38 pm : link
When Lou and Dorn look at each other as Lou takes a piss on Dorn’s contract..I laugh uncontrollably every time.
Young Frankenstein  
PEEJ : 6/29/2022 9:52 pm : link
Sed-a-give ??!!
I was watching Vacation and was laughing  
JerrysKids : 6/29/2022 10:11 pm : link
my ass off when he fell asleep in the car and drove off the road the whole family sleeping while he's cold asleep flying through the city. Chevy Chase is awesome.
Planes, trains and automobiles  
larryflower37 : 6/29/2022 10:51 pm : link
Probably had 50 lines that made me laugh out loud but still the best.

Neal : He says we're going the wrong way...

Del : Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
Surely, “Airplane” has more than any other film.  
Big Blue Blogger : 6/29/2022 11:12 pm : link
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So many from the “Naked Gun” movies….  
bceagle05 : 6/30/2022 1:01 am : link
Drebin : When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.

Mayor : That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar,” you moron! You killed five actors!
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bluefin : 6/30/2022 6:41 am : link
RE: Surely, “Airplane” has more than any other film.  
PEEJ : 6/30/2022 7:27 am : link
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Yes it does...and don't call me Shirley !
Keaton's Batman  
Scott in Montreal : 6/30/2022 7:49 am : link
Jack Nicholson: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The face he makes while saying it is hilarious. He is still the best joker with Ledger a close second IMHO.
Rhubarb - ( New Window )
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CoughlinHandsonHips : 6/30/2022 9:39 am : link
In a very lack luster comedy (Scary Movie 3) - I still think about this simple line and just lose it
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Ralph, do you mind if I smoke?  
Victor in CT : 6/30/2022 9:41 am : link
I don't care if you burn.

From the Honeymooners. I think that may be the single best line ever.
Raylan Givens.  
Racer : 6/30/2022 9:57 am : link
"Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes."

Tropic Thunder - Any scene with Simple Jack  
sb from NYT Forum : 6/30/2022 10:15 am : link

Also Tugg fleeing the village with Little Half Squat on his back, LOL!
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RE: Tropic Thunder - Any scene with Simple Jack  
sb from NYT Forum : 6/30/2022 10:15 am : link
In comment 15744368 sb from NYT Forum said:
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Also Tugg fleeing the village with Little Half Squat on his back, LOL! Link - ( New Window )


Whoops, neither of those are comments!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son  
dannysection 313 : 6/30/2022 11:25 am : link
Lot's more to choose from at the Delta House....
From Dumb and Dumber  
I Love Clams Casino : 6/30/2022 11:53 am : link
"you'd think the Rocky Mountains would be rockier that this"

"I was thinking the same thing, man....

Long pause.....

"That John Denver's full of shit man"
Deadpool 2....  
TXRabbit : 6/30/2022 12:29 pm : link

[Deadpool/Cable prison fight hits a pause]

Cable: "Who are you?"
Wade: "...I'm Batman"
You learned  
LawrenceTaylor56 : 6/30/2022 1:17 pm : link
to dance like that sarcastically?

(Please someone tell me they get the reference)
RE: You learned  
TXRabbit : 6/30/2022 5:24 pm : link
In comment 15744589 LawrenceTaylor56 said:
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to dance like that sarcastically?

(Please someone tell me they get the reference)


One of the best Ferrell/McKay movies (opinion)
RE: I can’t/won’t post it on this site  
NINEster : 6/30/2022 6:56 pm : link
In comment 15744112 UConn4523 said:
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but the Romany Malco + Kevin Hart exchange (the warranty) in 40 Year Old Virgin is outstanding.


That was hilarious and my intro to Kevin Hart.

As funny as anything he's ever done on film, IMO.
Cling Peaches  
lono801 : 6/30/2022 9:55 pm : link
In heavy syrup…
No Monte Python quotes yet?  
BamaBlue : 7/1/2022 10:37 am : link
King Arthur: “Look, you stupid b***ard, you’ve got no arms left!”

Black Knight: “Yes I have.”

King Arthur: “Look!”

Black Knight: “It’s just a flesh wound…”

Or...

ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?

TIM: It is the rabbit.

ARTHUR: You silly sod!

TIM: What?

ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR: Ohh.

TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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